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Damn, I can't get out! I'm stuck in my bedroom! I've got no door handle because it broke and I've been using a pair of scissor to bodge what's left of the mechanism to get out, but now it's stuck. To make things worse I'm drinking beer and my bladder is full!!!!! | |
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Fauxie said: I'm stuck in my bedroom! I've got no door handle because it broke and I've been using a pair of scissor to bodge what's left of the mechanism to get out, but now it's stuck. To make things worse I'm drinking beer and my bladder is full!!!!!
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excellent. my plan has come to fruition.  | |
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where have i landed | |
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Anxiety said: excellent. my plan has come to fruition.
You bastard!  | |
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It's ok. I have a bottle.  | |
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Fauxie said: I'm stuck in my bedroom! I've got no door handle because it broke and I've been using a pair of scissor to bodge what's left of the mechanism to get out, but now it's stuck. To make things worse I'm drinking beer and my bladder is full!!!!!
I'm drinking beer too!  Red Dog! I'm not stuck in my bedroom, tho. I'm in my living room typing and watching TV One and thinking about sexy firemen! I'm gonna knit a fire resistant sweater for my vagina when I get some extra time this afternoon. Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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Fauxie said: Anxiety said: excellent. my plan has come to fruition.
You bastard! just don't panic if you start feeling a little woozy. i assure you, it has nothing whatsoever to do with the weird pink fog suddenly seeping through your air vents!  | |
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Anxiety said: Fauxie said: You bastard! just don't panic if you start feeling a little woozy. i assure you, it has nothing whatsoever to do with the weird pink fog suddenly seeping through your air vents! Damn. I thought that was because I decided to buy a packet of cigarettes and was smoking in the room!  | |
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Bottle of Minere mineral water = 1.5 litres, so roughly 0.8 litres produced. | |
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Fauxie said: I'm stuck in my bedroom! I've got no door handle because it broke and I've been using a pair of scissor to bodge what's left of the mechanism to get out, but now it's stuck. To make things worse I'm drinking beer and my bladder is full!!!!!
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Now I'm watching Unsloved Mysteries on Lifetime and microwaving a pepperoni pizza Hot Pocket....  Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: Now I'm watching Unsloved Mysteries on Lifetime and microwaving a pepperoni pizza Hot Pocket....
you ARE an unsolved mystery! and you're a hot pocket too!  | |
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klhk said: Fauxie said: I'm stuck in my bedroom! I've got no door handle because it broke and I've been using a pair of scissor to bodge what's left of the mechanism to get out, but now it's stuck. To make things worse I'm drinking beer and my bladder is full!!!!!
I'm drinking beer too! Red Dog! I'm not stuck in my bedroom, tho. I'm in my living room typing and watching TV One and thinking about sexy firemen! I'm gonna knit a fire resistant sweater for my vagina when I get some extra time this afternoon.I think about sexy firemen knitting sweaters for you vagina all the time. Are we twins? Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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I am now eating the hot pocket and drinking a grape soda!
When I'm done I'm gonna go look for my glasses....  Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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You jacked my thread you bitches!!!
It's ok. I'm good, I figure, for at least another half hour. I have plenty of bottles.  | |
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Fauxie said: You jacked my thread you bitches!!!
It's ok. I'm good, I figure, for at least another half hour. I have plenty of bottles.  you DINT call me a BITCH  | |
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still eating..... Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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Mach said: Fauxie said: You jacked my thread you bitches!!!
It's ok. I'm good, I figure, for at least another half hour. I have plenty of bottles. you DINT call me a BITCH No, u're right. I was referring to the males with that comment.     etc. and hasty retreat  | |
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Fauxie said: Mach said: you DINT call me a BITCH No, u're right. I was referring to the males with that comment. etc. and hasty retreat YOU SAYING I'M A BITCH. | |
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klhk said: Now I'm watching Unsloved Mysteries on Lifetime and microwaving a pepperoni pizza Hot Pocket....
Damn! Don't you have a job?!?  | |
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Fauxie said: Mach said: you DINT call me a BITCH No, u're right. I was referring to the males with that comment. etc. and hasty retreat  your bum so sexy in those hasty retreats 
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Spookymuffin said: Fauxie said: No, u're right. I was referring to the males with that comment. etc. and hasty retreat YOU SAYING I'M A BITCH. Absolutely! | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: klhk said: Now I'm watching Unsloved Mysteries on Lifetime and microwaving a pepperoni pizza Hot Pocket....
Damn! Don't you have a job?!? Not any more....well...kinda...I work at night! Part time. I'm a street whore while my kid is at school, I'm being lazy today tho.... and I stalk Goerge Micheal at night. He has a home in Dallas you know! Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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Fauxie said: Spookymuffin said: YOU SAYING I'M A BITCH. Absolutely!  thankyou. | |
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Mach said: Fauxie said: No, u're right. I was referring to the males with that comment. etc. and hasty retreat your bum so sexy in those hasty retreats
I know, I mean, thank you  | |
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Shit! I still can't get out. The good thing is, my wife won't be able to get back in. | |
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They did WHAT??!.... 
Org Sci-Fi Association | |
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Fauxie said: Shit! I still can't get out. The good thing is, my wife won't be able to get back in.
Time to get the hoover out | |
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Spookymuffin said: Fauxie said: Shit! I still can't get out. The good thing is, my wife won't be able to get back in.
Time to get the hoover out | |
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