What do you say?

The Naked Band!

All we need is a naked drummer and a guitar player. No, we don't need anyone playing the flute

But we could use some naked dancers on stage too

Simon and Dave


Ok band formed

lilmissmissy said:

Yay!!! Our first naked dancer

And a gorgeous one, too

NEKKID er

ella731 said:

After discussions with my nudey drummer colleague, we feel there is a need to expand the sound by way of a naked cellist.



Applicants should orgnote me with photos of them in action.

Is there a pink oboe player anywhere?

Can I get in?

I'm a great cook!

Cheek said:

There's already a naked chef. Turn your TV on once in a while!

RocknRollDave said:

well seeing as my intrument will cover up all my naughty bits I think a deal could be arranged

ella731 said:

RocknRollDave said:

We also need a conductor with a big umm...behind

NakedBassPlayer said:

Ive heard 2the9s ass is rather large maybe we can recruit him

NakedBassPlayer said:

I sold my TV for a new stirrer!

NakedBassPlayer said:

Fankz!!

ella731 said:

hey, you want the audience to be able to see though, right?

why won't anybody play my pink oboe?

TheFrogSpawn said:

true

TheFrogSpawn said:

I would do play if it would be a golden piccolo!

ella731 said:

No, we don't want him to spray the audience

TheFrogSpawn said:

Paint it in purple and we've got a deal

TheFrogSpawn said:

No.


and you can leave your golden triangle at home too

I was in another world, a world of twenty thousand girls.

First song we need to work on is called "I touch myself"

Cheek said:

i'll get back to you if anything changes!

NakedBassPlayer said:

Now dat is wrongz!!!

Whatum i gonna do wif my dancin 2 DAT songz?!?

NakedBassPlayer said:

ella731 said:

lilmissmissy said:

I can think of several things

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