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Battered.......... LEEDS, ENGLAND -
Colin Wilson burst into a fast food restaurant at closing time brandishing a wooden table leg as a weapon and demanding money. The restaurant manager, who was standing near the deep fryer, simply reached over and yanked the fry basket out of the hot grease and whacked Wilson across the face with it. The stupid criminal beat a hasty retreat toward the door. He was arrested a short time later after a nearby hospital tipped police that they had a patient with an outline of a French fry basket burned into his forehead. 
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now he gonna look in the mirror from now on and be like "damn!" probably won't wanna eat french fries anymore, either.
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: now he gonna look in the mirror from now on and be like "damn!" probably won't wanna eat french fries anymore, either.
I hear he hires his face out for chess tournaments... 
But it sounds fishy to me .. 
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Wooden table leg??...He deserved a hot fryer upside the head.  | |
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I make killer beer battered chicken fingers | |
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When Idiots attack!!!!!
 MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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AcutenPetiteGrl said: I make killer beer battered chicken fingers
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A wooden table leg???
Maybe he needed the money to fix his table.  | |
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