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HOW WRONG IS THIS! I went to my little cousin's First Holy Communion. The church was packed. I kind of stayed in the back. I was scanning the pews to see where my peeps were when all of a sudden I see this beautiful black bald man. He was wearing a lavender sweater, blue jeans (boy could he wear them) and some great Italian shoes (very important). I knew I knew him from somewhere. I either had sex with him, interviewed him in jail, or saw him at the gym. I think it's the latter.
Yes, I was checking out guys in church. Shame.  MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Whenever I go to church (which is usually only for Funerals) I start thinking NAUGHTY things. I think it's the devil getting to me.
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i do the same thing when my parents force me to go to mass. it's pretty boring for me, so i've gotta find something to occupy my attention. | |
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Talk about wrong, I once did acid with my cousin and then found out she had to attend a bible study so she wouldn't get in trouble with her mom and I thought we could get through it before our trip started but alas, I was wrong. We had to leave, faking being sick. Now how wrong is it tripping on acid in church?  And how funny is it that she wanted to avoid getting in trouble with my aunt and yet, she's dropping acid  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Talk about wrong, I once did acid with my cousin and then found out she had to attend a bible study so she wouldn't get in trouble with her mom and I thought we could get through it before our trip started but alas, I was wrong. We had to leave, faking being sick. Now how wrong is it tripping on acid in church?
And how funny is it that she wanted to avoid getting in trouble with my aunt and yet, she's dropping acid 
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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CarrieLee & Evenstar3, I'm totally with you. I believe in God and stuff but I don't really like going to church. I go for funerals and weddings.
I felt stupid staring at this guy because I felt like I was 12 all over again. It's funny because I can meet cute guys in a social setting and be cool but if he has that special something, I turn into an idiot. I once met this guy, most likely straight, at work, and I would turn red everytime I saw him. It was really crazy. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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ha! i can top that! about a year ago, last April, I rode the Greyhound bus to El Paso ,Texas. I ended up loosing my money on the bus and my parents were mad at me so I was forced to live at a womens shelter for 3 weeks.
Well, accross the street from the shelter was a church, me and some white chick had got high in a city park with some fine ass mexican dude we had met on the street, he bought us beer and shit and shared his pot with us. Me and thsi girl was stoned on pot, beer, and we have popped some pills, teh we went over to teh church stoned as fuck begging for money and complaining that the women's shelter did not feed us and we were starving. The church peopel bought us some food from Alberton's grocery store and gave us each $20, but we had to agree to come to church the following Sunday. Well, we agreed, took the $20, ate some of the food while we were still stoned and sold the rest of teh groceries to buy more pot and cigarettes and beer. we never went back to teh church for service liek we promised, i'm still ashamed. Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: ha! i can top that! about a year ago, last April, I rode the Greyhound bus to El Paso ,Texas. I ended up loosing my money on the bus and my parents were mad at me so I was forced to live at a womens shelter for 3 weeks.
Well, accross the street from the shelter was a church, me and some white chick had got high in a city park with some fine ass mexican dude we had met on the street, he bought us beer and shit and shared his pot with us. Me and thsi girl was stoned on pot, beer, and we have popped some pills, teh we went over to teh church stoned as fuck begging for money and complaining that the women's shelter did not feed us and we were starving. The church peopel bought us some food from Alberton's grocery store and gave us each $20, but we had to agree to come to church the following Sunday. Well, we agreed, took the $20, ate some of the food while we were still stoned and sold the rest of teh groceries to buy more pot and cigarettes and beer. we never went back to teh church for service liek we promised, i'm still ashamed. Sounds like fun!!!!! I guess I'll be seeing you in hell. Hey at least we'll know each other. Haha!!! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: klhk said: ha! i can top that! about a year ago, last April, I rode the Greyhound bus to El Paso ,Texas. I ended up loosing my money on the bus and my parents were mad at me so I was forced to live at a womens shelter for 3 weeks.
Well, accross the street from the shelter was a church, me and some white chick had got high in a city park with some fine ass mexican dude we had met on the street, he bought us beer and shit and shared his pot with us. Me and thsi girl was stoned on pot, beer, and we have popped some pills, teh we went over to teh church stoned as fuck begging for money and complaining that the women's shelter did not feed us and we were starving. The church peopel bought us some food from Alberton's grocery store and gave us each $20, but we had to agree to come to church the following Sunday. Well, we agreed, took the $20, ate some of the food while we were still stoned and sold the rest of teh groceries to buy more pot and cigarettes and beer. we never went back to teh church for service liek we promised, i'm still ashamed. Sounds like fun!!!!! I guess I'll be seeing you in hell. Hey at least we'll know each other. Haha!!! oh, now that's just wrong.....i've repented! Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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CarrieLee said: Whenever I go to church (which is usually only for Funerals) I start thinking NAUGHTY things.
Does it involve BB guns? |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Yes, I was checking out guys in church. Shame.
The first time I got hit on by a priest kinda did the entire holy thing in for me. |
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HamsterHuey said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Yes, I was checking out guys in church. Shame.
The first time I got hit on by a priest kinda did the entire holy thing in for me. WOW!!!! Okay I was watching the whole Pope Funeral thing and they kept showing some future priests that are in seminary right now. Can you say HOT!!!! Beautiful guys, ugh!!! I dated this guy a couple of times that was in seminary, I think he's a priest now. He was so damn romantic, promised me a lot in a short time. But never came through.....God was his priority. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: HamsterHuey said: The first time I got hit on by a priest kinda did the entire holy thing in for me. WOW!!!! Okay I was watching the whole Pope Funeral thing and they kept showing some future priests that are in seminary right now. Can you say HOT!!!! Beautiful guys, ugh!!! I dated this guy a couple of times that was in seminary, I think he's a priest now. He was so damn romantic, promised me a lot in a short time. But never came through.....God was his priority.  y r all the damn priests gay? Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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HamsterHuey said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Yes, I was checking out guys in church. Shame.
The first time I got hit on by a priest kinda did the entire holy thing in for me. I actually had sex with a pastor  I didn't know it until we were done. He said that it scared a lot of guys off. I don't see the issue of expressing yourself sexually and being godly. I think it's a totally manipulative fake issue.2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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HamsterHuey said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Yes, I was checking out guys in church. Shame.
The first time I got hit on by a priest kinda did the entire holy thing in for me.
endo used to have a house full of cute young seminary students living next door to him. My goodness, was that the temptation!! We'd have drunken barbeques in the backyard and we'd giggle at the thought of them witnessing our debauchery. We did invite them over for dinner once, and they were very pleasant boys. |
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CarrieLee said: Whenever I go to church (which is usually only for Funerals) I start thinking NAUGHTY things. I think it's the devil getting to me.
Don't ask me what I am thinking when we say "Come in the name of the Lord" Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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I dont like bald guys  | |
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Annastesia22 said: I dont like bald guys
I love them. If a guy has a face I love, I could care less if he has hair or not. 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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klhk said: ha! i can top that! about a year ago, last April, I rode the Greyhound bus to El Paso ,Texas. I ended up loosing my money on the bus and my parents were mad at me so I was forced to live at a womens shelter for 3 weeks.
Well, accross the street from the shelter was a church, me and some white chick had got high in a city park with some fine ass mexican dude we had met on the street, he bought us beer and shit and shared his pot with us. Me and thsi girl was stoned on pot, beer, and we have popped some pills, teh we went over to teh church stoned as fuck begging for money and complaining that the women's shelter did not feed us and we were starving. The church peopel bought us some food from Alberton's grocery store and gave us each $20, but we had to agree to come to church the following Sunday. Well, we agreed, took the $20, ate some of the food while we were still stoned and sold the rest of teh groceries to buy more pot and cigarettes and beer. we never went back to teh church for service liek we promised, i'm still ashamed. YOU know how to have a good time.  | |
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Anxiety said: klhk said: ha! i can top that! about a year ago, last April, I rode the Greyhound bus to El Paso ,Texas. I ended up loosing my money on the bus and my parents were mad at me so I was forced to live at a womens shelter for 3 weeks.
Well, accross the street from the shelter was a church, me and some white chick had got high in a city park with some fine ass mexican dude we had met on the street, he bought us beer and shit and shared his pot with us. Me and thsi girl was stoned on pot, beer, and we have popped some pills, teh we went over to teh church stoned as fuck begging for money and complaining that the women's shelter did not feed us and we were starving. The church peopel bought us some food from Alberton's grocery store and gave us each $20, but we had to agree to come to church the following Sunday. Well, we agreed, took the $20, ate some of the food while we were still stoned and sold the rest of teh groceries to buy more pot and cigarettes and beer. we never went back to teh church for service liek we promised, i'm still ashamed. YOU know how to have a good time. I remember sitting there on the church bench lying to the preacher stoned as hell hoping i didn't fall over, I couldn't keep my eyes open, and my speech was slurred! teh white chick was so fucked up she had to excuse herself to the restroom and splash her face with cold water. it was a f'ed up situation Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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Ya know, preachers know what goes on when we give money to folks. But its better to go ahead and do it, rather than not. The preacher probably knew you were stoned outta your gourd | |
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bluesbaby said: Ya know, preachers know what goes on when we give money to folks. But its better to go ahead and do it, rather than not. The preacher probably knew you were stoned outta your gourd
he had to be a blind retard to not know. Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: bluesbaby said: Ya know, preachers know what goes on when we give money to folks. But its better to go ahead and do it, rather than not. The preacher probably knew you were stoned outta your gourd
he had to be a blind retard to not know. | |
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klhk said: bluesbaby said: Ya know, preachers know what goes on when we give money to folks. But its better to go ahead and do it, rather than not. The preacher probably knew you were stoned outta your gourd
he had to be a blind retard to not know. hot | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: I went to my little cousin's First Holy Communion. The church was packed. I kind of stayed in the back. I was scanning the pews to see where my peeps were when all of a sudden I see this beautiful black bald man. He was wearing a lavender sweater, blue jeans (boy could he wear them) and some great Italian shoes (very important). I knew I knew him from somewhere. I either had sex with him, interviewed him in jail, or saw him at the gym. I think it's the latter.
Yes, I was checking out guys in church. Shame. I hate when that happens... I'm sure you will not be struck down..."We love you from the bottom of our hearts to the top of our souls...thank you!" Prince ~ Musicology Tour ~ Denver 8/2004 | |
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PiscesGlenn said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I went to my little cousin's First Holy Communion. The church was packed. I kind of stayed in the back. I was scanning the pews to see where my peeps were when all of a sudden I see this beautiful black bald man. He was wearing a lavender sweater, blue jeans (boy could he wear them) and some great Italian shoes (very important). I knew I knew him from somewhere. I either had sex with him, interviewed him in jail, or saw him at the gym. I think it's the latter.
Yes, I was checking out guys in church. Shame. I hate when that happens... I'm sure you will not be struck down...I'm so embarrassed that you read that!!! Hahahahah!!
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CarrieLee said: Whenever I go to church (which is usually only for Funerals) I start thinking NAUGHTY things. I think it's the devil getting to me.
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU [Edited 4/19/05 0:05am] Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
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I have norty thoughtz when i'm in church It'z like i'm prayin so hard i take myself 2 another place!! No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
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HamsterHuey said: CarrieLee said: Whenever I go to church (which is usually only for Funerals) I start thinking NAUGHTY things.
Does it involve BB guns? Gooey, I love you but that was unneccessary. I'm sorry I found humor in something you didn't. Can we let this rest now? Thanks. | |
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