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Natasha Lyonne On The Lam For Dog Sex Threats!!! This was on my Yahoo homepage tonight:
Arrest Warrant for 'American Pie' Actress Lyonne
2 hours, 48 minutes ago NEW YORK (Reuters) - A New York judge issued an arrest warrant on Monday for "American Pie" movie actress Natasha Lyonne, who failed to appear for a court hearing on charges stemming from a rampage during which she was heard threatening to molest a neighbor's dog. Lyonne, 26, is charged with criminal mischief, harassment and trespass after an unexplained fit of rage last December when authorities said she banged on the door of her neighbor, stormed into the apartment and ripped a mirror from the wall. Police called to the scene said Lyonne told the neighbor, "I'm going to sexually molest your dog." Manhattan Criminal Court Judge Abraham Clott issued the arrest warrant after calling her case three times on Monday. Prosecutors said Lyonne showed up in court one hour late, stayed 30 minutes, and left. It is not the first time Lyonne has been in trouble. In 2001, she lost control of her car while driving drunk, pleaded guilty, and was sentenced to six months probation. Lyonne has appeared in more than 30 films including "Blade: Trinity," "American Pie" and "Party Monster." | |
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Ex-Moderator | oh my!
and can I add, I love the expression "on the lam". I am forever looking for ways to work it into conversation. |
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The who did what to which?
i was gonna say first but Carrie beat me to it Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Ex-Moderator | superspaceboy said: i was gonna say first but Carrie beat me to it |
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if that ain't the most fucked-up thing to be on the lam for... | |
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i guess courtney love's on vacation this week. | |
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What was she actually going to do that would be considered dog molestation?
I've seen people french kiss their dogs...should THEY be arrested? | |
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Is it illegal to have in your possession
the book "How To Make Your Dog Give You a Blowjob" ? | |
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origmnd said: What was she actually going to do that would be considered dog molestation?
I've seen people french kiss their dogs...should THEY be arrested? erm. i think natasha lyonne was threatening to violently rape her neighbor's dog. | |
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I don't think she was actually going to rape the dog (I don't think anyone really thinks) but I remeber an interview she did, and I'm not shocked she said it. She's an angry girl... | |
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VinnyM27 said: I don't think she was actually going to rape the dog (I don't think anyone really thinks) but I remeber an interview she did, and I'm not shocked she said it. She's an angry girl...
well, she's a wanted attempted dog rapist and that's that. | |
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I think she's cool. Crazy women rule. | |
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At least she didn't threaten the poor dog with making it watch one of her movies! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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What...?? | |
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crazy lesbians.. | |
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origmnd said: crazy lesbians..
she's gay!!! wow ...I like her even more | |
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