ella731 said:

Spookymuffin said:

TheFrogSpawn said:

All i can say is...

"In my possession there's a signed confession..."

...that says you fucked a sheep 20 years ago

testicleman said:

Spookymuffin said:

...that says you fucked a sheep 20 years ago

well yeah, but there's plenty of other signed confessions too.

Spookymuffin said:

testicleman said:

well yeah, but there's plenty of other signed confessions too.

Like the one where you promise me £50 a month with 4.53% interest?

testicleman said:

Spookymuffin said:

Like the one where you promise me £50 a month with 4.53% interest?

uh... i was thinking more along the lines of the song, to be honest.

Zogmuffin said:

testicleman said:

uh... i was thinking more along the lines of the song, to be honest.

So I'm the best you could ever have, eh?

p0pRocks said:

why do my sensible threads always end up like this

testicleman said:

Zogmuffin said:

So I'm the best you could ever have, eh?

in your dreams fella.

but i'm impressed with the way you spun my sexual prowess into your bragging.

Zogmuffin said:

testicleman said:

in your dreams fella.

but i'm impressed with the way you spun my sexual prowess into your bragging.

Yeah...I'm more brains than braun.

testicleman said:

Zogmuffin said:

Yeah...I'm more brains than braun.

Pfft. That's what they drum into you in Chapel.

Ignore it.

You're a sweaty lump of testosterone, and everyone knows it.

(Including your dorm mates from 3rd year, i might add. )

Zogmuffin said:

p0pRocks said:

why do my sensible threads always end up like this

you...sensible

Zogmuffin said:

testicleman said:

Pfft. That's what they drum into you in Chapel.

Ignore it.

You're a sweaty lump of testosterone, and everyone knows it.

(Including your dorm mates from 3rd year, i might add. )

What...the fuck.

p0pRocks said:

Zogmuffin said:

you...sensible

I am sensible

Zogmuffin said:

p0pRocks said:

I am sensible

Dream on mrs-laughs-at-scary-bits-in-movies.

lollyp0procks said:

i just went to fed my amphibians and all my crickets are dead

where the hell am i gonna get crickets this timma night

testicleman said:

lollyp0procks said:

i just went to fed my amphibians and all my crickets are dead

where the hell am i gonna get crickets this timma night

Just chop off a finger or two.

you've got loads to spare.

testicleman said:

lollyp0procks said:

i just went to fed my amphibians and all my crickets are dead

where the hell am i gonna get crickets this timma night

Just chop off a finger or two.

you've got loads to spare.

lollyp0procks said:

how about i chops yours off

they are naughty mean fingers anyway

testicleman said:

lollyp0procks said:

how about i chops yours off

steady on!

they are naughty mean fingers anyway

oh!!

I thought you mea...



Yeah, okay then.

lollyp0procks said:

i already chopped the other thing off, haven't you noticed yet

here i found this site for you

www.straponsareus.com

just for you

testicleman said:

lollyp0procks said:

i already chopped the other thing off, haven't you noticed yet

here i found this site for you

www.straponsareus.com

just for you

well, whaddya know!

no, i hadn't noticed.

SomeoneElse said:

Try not to sleep with the teacher in the first class. wait a few more classes until you're sure that you're going to flunk, then use your feminine powers against him

lollyp0p said:

cya people

Have a great day, play nice, no flaming and no jacking threads (apart from this one)

wish me luck or whatever First day at University today Gonna go and try to curb my sarcasm as to not make too many enemys on my first day

for a cute lecturer and stuff

...They run a degree course for p.org....

Steadwood said:

lollyp0p said:

cya people

Have a great day, play nice, no flaming and no jacking threads (apart from this one)

wish me luck or whatever First day at University today Gonna go and try to curb my sarcasm as to not make too many enemys on my first day

for a cute lecturer and stuff

...They run a degree course for p.org....

Steadwood said:

lollyp0p said:

cya people

Have a great day, play nice, no flaming and no jacking threads (apart from this one)

wish me luck or whatever First day at University today Gonna go and try to curb my sarcasm as to not make too many enemys on my first day

for a cute lecturer and stuff

...They run a degree course for p.org....

NoodleSoup said: