alright, advice time for me and my crap ass love life again


alrighty.. been seeing this guy for a while now, not sure what it will turn into (if anything), but hey, it passes the time. i can call him over when im in need, and he will take care of things.... or at least he tries. we have a lot of fun together, personalities match up well... and we laugh a lot. i feel comfortable around him..... except for one thing. sexually, although hes always willing to go for it, he looks at me a bit odd because i am so into experimenting sexually ya know what i mean ??? if i wanna have sex in front of an open window, why is that a problem ???? and if i want you to smack my ass and bite my back when you cum, why is that a problem ???? if i wanna have sex outside where we can get caught, is that such a hard thing ???? what about the fact that i rather enjoy watching us in the mirror, is that bad ?? i wanna see his face while hes gettin it from the back and why do i have to be quiet during sex ???? i like talking !!!! i wanna say the things like, fuck that pussy hard, you like that pussy dont you baby , make me spray you down baby... you know, the regular shit you say in bed but, with him - its strange, he never makes it more than 3 minutes at a time .... cums so fast i just cant get into it. i need some lasting power here !!! and, then, the last time, after round 3, he looks at me, and says, get this...

you need other hobbies like, how about we go to church ?? cuz, girl, youre gonna KILL me ....


HELP

Do you wanna know what I think?

analbolique said:

sure joey i can handle it.... what do YOU think ?

naked have you told him whats on your mind? let him know what you like and don't like.

nakedpianoplayer said:

yeah i wanna hear this...

brownsugar said:

actually, im kinda scared

nakedpianoplayer said:

It's as good as it gets.

nakedpianoplayer said:

don't be

brownsugar said:

HOW can i say, man, you spill it to fast !!!! get a grip, its just pussy, relax and have fun that wouldnt be nice

analbolique said:

so, the sex, this is as good as its gonna get ??

nakedpianoplayer said:

well then you won't get what you want. tell him he comes to fast and he needs to slow it down. you won't be satisfied if you don't tell what you want and how you want it.

he says... you arent like any other woman i've ever been with... the things you say, it blows my mind. he said, i used to brag to girls that they couldnt keep up with me, but with you... i cant compete now look, its JUST sex, im not doing anything TO crazy here... wtf do i do with him ?????

nakedpianoplayer said:

Ahhhhh...shit girl. You're way too much for me.



He cums too fast cuz it's good. Lawd...Naked

I just can't comment on this....

brownsugar said:

girl, last time, i said.... mmmmm, slow it down baby, we dont want you to fill that pussy to fast


and he lost it


maybe i should talk about basketball or something during sex

nakedpianoplayer said:

do you really like him?

brownsugar said:

yeah, hes a nice guy.... but, sex is important to me, i ENJOY sex, i like it A LOT !!! and if he cant get it together, its just not gonna work i mean, if i gotta get myself off, what the fuck am i doing with him to begin with ?

nakedpianoplayer said:

nakedpianoplayer said:

You're cracking me the fuck up...."we dont want you to fill that pussy to fast."



Man, I needed this laugh... This is too funny..

And I know you're serious....

nakedpianoplayer said:

Forget about the sex for a minute and be glad you found a nice guy.

analbolique said:

No-no-no-no-no

analbolique said:

thats good and all but sometimes if the sex part suffers then it can bring down the relationship. sex is important if not the most important thing.

analbolique said:

joey, come on now man, you KNOW me, you KNOW my appetite for sex, thats gotta match up theres no way around it...

hes just not used to a woman being the way i am. apparently the women hes been with are quiet in bed, and rather boring, you know... the regular sex even porn, i tried to play some for him - he goes, no no NO, dont you have any REGULAR porn, man and woman, just sex ????

so, i showed him one of a woman and a horse, just to see if i really COULD give him a heart attack

brownsugar said:

if the sex isnt good, your partner will wonder.... and if he and i WERE together, and this is all i got.... i WOULD wander its just a fact ... sorry.

nakedpianoplayer said:

This is sooo...funny. A friend of mine called last night and he said his girlfriend told him to fuck her hard in the ass...

It caught him off guard....

He ask me what he should do...

I told him don't do it...he'll be hooked and married to her by the summer.

Man, you women...

nakedpianoplayer said:

You can't always have it all.

analbolique said:

man that sucks

Solaris said:

so funny you should say that... after the 2nd time, he said to me.... but what if we were to ??? and then stopped. i said, what ?? and kept pushing.... he said, what if we were to end up together ??? i said, i didnt realize we were moving in that direction

he said, well after that phone call (i called him at about 10:30 one morning a few weeks ago, you know, to 'share' the glory of the moment with him as i was 'taking care of things on my own') he is almost 40, and said he has NEVER had a woman call him like that i said, really ??? i think every man deserves that at least a few times a week. shit, happy men mean the world spins nicely. anyway, that day he was here within 20 minutes of hanging up and we had sex all during his lunch hour.... dont get excited, it REALLY didnt even last 2 minutes that time.... let alone 3

brownsugar said:

youre tellin me ..... that sucks ass !!!!!

nakedpianoplayer said:

Ahhhh man...you putting a spanking on ole boy.

I bet his nose is wide open...whipped...whipped.