> >
> >
> >THINGS TO KNOW
> >
> >1. Budweiser beer conditions the hair
> >
> >2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish
> >
> >3. Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes
> >
> >4. Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair
> >
> >5. Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off
and see
> the dead skin and blackheads
> >
> >6. Shiny Hair - use brewed Lipton Tea
> >
> >7. Sunburn - empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath water
> >
> >8. Minor burn - Colgate or Crest toothpaste
> >
> >9. Burn your tongue? Put sugar On it!
> >
> >10. Arthritis? WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect stings too
> >
> >11. Bee stings - meat tenderizer
> >
> >12. Chigger bite - Preparation H
> >
> >13. Puffy eyes - Preparation H
> >
> >14. Paper cut - crazy glue or chap stick (glue is used instead of
sutures
> at most hospitals)
> >
> >15. Stinky feet - Jell-O!
> >
> >16. Athletes feet - cornstarch
> >
> >17. Fungus on toenails or fingernails - Vicks vapor rub
> >
> >18. Kool aid To clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent
section
> and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet. (Wow, and we drink this
stuff)
> >
> >19. Kool Aid can be used as a dye in paint also Kool Aid in Dannon
Plain
> yogurt as a finger paint, your kids will love it and it won't hurt
them if
> they eat it!
> >
> >20. Peanut butter - will get scratches out of CD's! Wipe off with
a
> coffee filter paper
> >
> >21. Sticking bicycle chain - Pam no-stick cooking spray
> >
> >22. Pam Will also remove paint, and grease from your hands! Keep a
can
> in your garage for your hubby
> >
> >23. Peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls
> >
> >24. When the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with corn
starch
> and watch them slide on
> >
> >25. Heavy dandruff - pour on the vinegar!
> >
> >26. Body paint - Crisco Mixed with food coloring. Heat the Crisco
in the
> microwave, pour in to an empty film container and mix with the food
color of
> your choice!
> >
> >27. Tie Dye T-shirt - mix a solution of Kool Aid in a container,
tie a
> rubber band around a section of the T-shirt and soak
> >
> >28. Preserving a newspaper clipping - large bottle of club soda and
cup
> of milk of magnesia, Soak for 20 min. and let dry, will last for many
years!
> >
> >29. A Slinky Will hold toast and CD's!
> >
> >30. To keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with Colgate
> toothpaste
> >
> >31. Wine stains, pour on the Morton salt And watch it absorb into
the
> salt.
> >
> >32. To remove wax - Take a paper towel and iron it over the wax
stain, it
> will absorb into the towel.
> >
> >33. Remove labels off glassware etc. rub with Peanut butter!
> >
> >34. Baked on food - fill container with water, get a Bounce paper
> softener and the static from the Bounce Towel will cause the baked on
food
> to adhere to it. Soak overnight. Also; you can use 2 Efferdent
tablets,
> Soak overnight!
> >
> >35. Crayon on the wall - Colgate Toothpaste and brush it!
> >
> >36. Dirty grout - Listerine
> >
> >37. Stains on clothes - Colgate
> >
> >38. Grass stains - Karo Syrup
> >
> >39. Grease Stains - Coca Cola, It will also remove grease stains
from the
> driveway overnight. We know it will take corrosion from car
batteries!
> >
> >40. Fleas in your carpet? 20 Mule Team Borax- Sprinkle and let
stand for
> 24 hours. Maybe this will work if you get them back again.
> >
> >41. To keep FRESH FLOWERS longer Add a little Clorox, or 2 Bayer
aspirin,
> Or just use 7-up instead of water.
> >
> >42. When you go to buy bread in the grocery store, have you ever
wondered
> which is the freshest, so you "squeeze" for freshness or softness?
Did you
> know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week?
Monday,
> Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Each day has a different
color
> twist tie. They are: Monday = Blue, Tuesday = Green, Thursday = Red
> >Friday = White and Saturday = Yellow. So if today was Thursday, you
would
> want red twist tie; not white which is Fridays (almost a week old)!
The
> colors go alphabetically by color Blue- Green - Red - White - Yellow,
Monday
> through Saturday. Very easy to remember. I thought this was
interesting. I
> looked in the grocery store and the bread wrappers DO have different
twist
> ties, and even the ones with the plastic clips have different colors.
You
> learn something new everyday! Enjoy fresh bread when you buy bread
with the
> right color on the day you are shopping.

OMG the bread twist tie thing freaks me out.

Now I dont have to poke and squeeze the bread. Thanks mach

Thanks Mach!

Here's my own list:

Harmful Hints:

1. The pain resulting from a finger smashing in a car door can NOT be relieved by dipping the finger in Worcester sauce.

2. Putting peanut butter and jelly in your hair is a waste of peanut butter and jelly

3. If you have lice, you are filthy.

4. A poolfull of ketchup is an eyesore for the neighbors. Try it!

5. Rubbing your knuckles against a cheese grater is ridiculous.

6. Kerosene and open flame = Boom!

7. To keep your shirts nice and wrinkly, sleep in them in a walk-in icebox.

- crayon on the wall : sell your kids

- do NOT use beer for anything other than drinking

- puffy eyes : there are other beverages than beer

I am curious though as to what a slinky is

A slinky is a springy toy

ThreadCula said:

how weird, i was playing with one of these a couple of days ago. i couldn't believe i actually wanted one of those things.

Mach said:

Not to sound rude Mach, but I just saw your pic and think it's time to buy some real hair conditioner

AlfofMelmak said:

They don't have Slinkys on Melmak?

FunkMistress said:

No way! Can you image that thing tangled up in my fur? Grooming is a day job as it is.

Mach said:

Did these hints come from Althom, by any chance....?

30. To keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with Colgate
> toothpaste


I tried this ....and fell down stairs..

> >10. Arthritis? WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect stings too



Althom gave you this one didn't he ..

As taken from the CHILDISH FUN thread;

Cleans Your Floor Without Penis.

RocknRollDave said:

Steadwood said:

RocknRollDave said:[quote]

RocknRollDave said:

...It's that damned toothpaste on my glasses

Steadwood said:

We can't help it if we are both lightyears ahead of the competition, eh?


Trailblazers, we are, I tell you

Never under any circumstances take sleeping pills and laxatives in one sitting.

AsianBomb777 said:

Sitting being the operative word, huh...?

RocknRollDave said:

Today's Penis, Since 1903.

HamsterHuey said:

Isn't that your boss on the phone, calling you in on your day off.....?

RocknRollDave said:

Only Penis Can Prevent Forest Fires.

HamsterHuey said:

Can it get toothpaste off glasses ..




Confused edit due to toothpaste on glasses
[Edited 4/15/05 4:32am]

Steadwood said:

GO check out the CHILDISH FUN, which is actually THE PENIS THREAD and find out!

HamsterHuey said:

Don't know what happened with the empty post....Anyway...

I tried that ...and Nope...Nothing there...

...But I did try pussy and this is what I got...


If You Really Want To Know, Look In The Pussy.....



[Edited 4/15/05 5:01am]

Steadwood said:

Pussy aint as much fun though.

HamsterHuey said:

I like cats...

PANDURITO said:

awesome way to not sound rude

*checks list for brain enema for Pandurito*

What's a "chigger"?