Hello everyone! I hope everyone is well. I had a really funny but true story that happened to me when I was a kid that I wanted to share that I dont think I have already. I wanted u all to share some of your interesting stories that are STRANGE BUT TRUE.

Here goes. When I was in the 6th grade (1991) I asked my mom if I could use her duffel bag to carry my gym class materials(shorts, t-shirt, towel, etc) in. I didnt have enough room in my bookbag that day. She told me where I could find the bag and I stuffed my things into it, grabbed a Pop Tart and was out the door for school. Later that day after gym class, we were in the locker room and we were goofing around as usual. Someone grabbed my duffel bag and started tossing it around in an atempt to start a game of keep away and YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.....



















A tampon fell out of the bag and skid across the floor. Everyone stopped and looked at it, then they looked at me and erupted into hoots and hollars. I am a brown skinned dude, but Im sure my face turned red that day! Before I could try to explain what happened, the entire gym knew that I had a tampon in my gym bag. I was so embarrassed that I was sick to my stomach. Some of the girls called me Tampon Boy for weeks. I will never forget this tragic event in my life. I can laugh now.

I think I remember that...

Tampon Boy... now there's an org name that isn't taken yet

SomeoneElse said:

Or TamponP0ps...

2the9s said:

Or Tamp0p

SomeoneElse said:

I didn't know what a tampon was when i was in grade 6

jayaredee said:

Aparently the boys in the locker room that day did.

dreamfactory313 said:

oh i believe you

I was a sheltered christian child

jayaredee said:

Sheltered from tampons?

What denomination is that?

jayaredee said:

So Im sure u have a STRANGE BUT TRUE story to share.

2the9s said:

No, i just didn't learn much about sex and stuff that early in life. Our Catholic schools never taught sex ed properly, they tried to dodge it one way or another

dreamfactory313 said:

Well, when i was like 10 i walked in on my parents having sex....

Strange but true

jayaredee said:

The story that I posted happened at a Catholic school.

2the9s said:

I think it's PROTESTAMPON.

tamp0p it could work




I fell through a chair during a dance show,

i was supposed to jump onto the chair and step over the back but it gave way

if that wasn't bad enough later in the same show ended up out of position and with my head inbetween the legs of a semi famous musical theatre bloke who had come to watch the performance.

I was supposed to have ended up on my knees inbetween the rows of visitors but no not me

he must have thought i was a right plank

that was the last time i got a lead in a show

dreamfactory313 said:

Really?

Our Catholic school never forced us to take showers after phys ed, because that would mean getting naked and witnessing the evil penis

lollyp0procks said:

That could describe just about anyone...

lollyp0procks said:

Isn't that a stripper's move?

jayaredee said:

2the9s said:

wanna a domestic lover?
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Ace said:

i was a school girl stripper


Oh i unintentionally did a strip once too...

I used to be a podium dancer in a club and made my own costumes

i made a fake fur bra top which tied halter neck

i didn't realise how much strain the damn thing would have to take with me bouncing about and ermmm


well half way through my first set it popped

I was standing on a 5 foot podium above a baying crowd topless



Oh i am a total disaster area in public places if something is gonna go wrong it will do to me