Ermmmm
I can't work with this one;

For That Deep Down Body Penis.

For those who care about the cosmetics of their penis:

Keep That Penis Complexion.

HamsterHuey said:

ME!

Never Knowingly Penis.

For those who enlarged their penis;
Now with 50% more penis

This mental picture is too bloody;

Look, Ma, No Penis!

For those who like blowjobs that last for days:

How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Penis?

abierman said:

And let's keep it that way.

For alcoholics;

Shake the Bottle, Wake the Penis.

RazzBeret said:

That's NOT from the Penis Genrator!

Gooey asking AB:

Have You Forgotten How Good Penis Tastes?

(great pick-up line!)

This one IS;

It Could Be Penis.

For those with large urethras:

Get In My Penis.

abierman said:

God! I am afraif that boy needs to be introduced to that great taste still. Penis virgins;

A Penis Is Forever.

For 100 year old men who still got it goin' on:

Pride of the Penis For Over a Hundred Years.

For those who like shemales (really didn't make this one up);

I wish they all could be penis girls

I think we had this already, but how true it is;

Happiness is Penis-Shaped.

Ooh, this was just two months ago! Them Americans on holiday!

Gotta Lotta Penis.

Six of them, actually.

HamsterHuey said:

Hey, I can use it to women!!!!

For MJ:

Go On, Get Your Penis Out.

Some people stick their penis's into ANYTHING...hoovers I had heard of....

Washing Machines Live Longer With Penis.

For mutilationists:

You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Penis On Your Knife.

HamsterHuey said:

This one, too, could refer to my last American outing;

Penis, and on, and on...

For gigalos:

The World's Local Penis.

For Mickey Mouse Club Ex-members. Justin was fourth.

To Our Members, We're the Fourth Emergency Penis.

Penny for my thoughts...

For The Penis You Don't Yet Know.

American Pie-ish;

Bread Wi' Penis Taken Out.

This one speaks for itself:

Penis, the Other White Meat.

Told you I would run out of posts...
Never bite yer own hand...

Biting the Hand that Feeds Penis.

LoL, the new advert for the Michael Jackson Underage Neverland Day Outing!

If You Like A Lot Of Penis On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club.

Okay, I am a lil' overweight, but don't worry, AB!

Because So Much Is Riding On Your Penis.

abierman said:

Thank you, btw.