Flacid lovers;

Your Flexible Penis.

For those cave men, Tarzan-like people, or those with a low intelectual capacity:

You Like Penis. Penis Likes You.

reading MJ's mind:

Kids Will Do Anything For Penis.

The incredible edible penis

Mmmmmm. AB?

I Saw Penis and I Thought of You.

For those against women:

Just Do Penis.

This is probably a hint for the Amsterdam Invasion;

Make It A Penis Night.

RazzBeret said:

Women 'do' penis too!

For those who like blowjobs:

Penis-Lickin' Good.

HamsterHuey said:

Well, some women are against women.

abierman said:

Works for me.

Anyways, the word easy spells ABIERMAN:

So Easy, No Wonder Penis is #1.

RazzBeret said:

That one is great!

Double the penis:

I Wish I Were a Penis Weiner.

This is SO much fun!

I am Stuck on Penis, 'Cause Penis's Stuck on Me.

abierman said:

Oh my, half of these are SO my life's motto's!

Like this one;

Always After Me Penis.

For those who like to share:

Who Would You Have A Penis With?

this one says it all:

It's Good To Talk Penis.

It's like that, and that's the way it is;

Penis Just Feels Right.

For rapists:

Feel the Penis.

RazzBeret said:

AB, Adrian, Gangstafam, Cinister, Darin, JerseyKRS, jeez. Who NOT with?

For those who have regenerating penis':

Crunch All You Want. We'll Make Penis.

I am of a good stable;

Penis Born and Bred.

for those with sexual preference crisis:

The Penis With The Hole