For those over 60 that haven't had sex in years:

See the Face You Love Light Up With Penis.

For those with strange fetishes:

Have Penis Your Way.

I'm not Just the Penis, I'm a Member.

"The Best Supporting Penis"

For those with big penises:

The Penis That Eats Like A Meal.

This is easily the best!

Ding-Dong! Penis Calling!

I LOVE MY PENIS THREAD!

It's A Bit Of A Penis.

For those who can't get an erection:

Come See the Softer Side of Penis.

For those females turning male:

Dude, You're Getting a Penis!

For players;

Where Do You Want Penis To Go Today?

For those transexual mothers:

Mama's got the Magic of Penis.

For people like MJ;
A finger of penis is just enough to give your kids a treat

For those who spread a lot of semen from ejaculation:

Spreads Straight from the Penis.

abierman said:

Lala
Use the link as provided in post one and play the game RIGHT!

Here's a good one;

For those who scream a lot during orgasm:

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Penis.

For penis worshippers;

Behold the Power of Penis.

HamsterHuey said:

oh....ok.....just almost choked on a biscuit!

For those who like haggis:

Made In Scotland From Penis.

HamsterHuey said:

Penis - Its what's for dinner.

For girls who have premature orgasms:

Schtop! This Penis is not Ready Yet!

CarrieMpls said:

Mmmmmm
LoL
I like your slogan!

For orgy lovers;

Come One, Come All To Penis.

Reminds of what happened in Germany a while ago
when somebody ate another man's penis (really true)
(replying to Razzberet's 2nd last post)
[Edited 4/14/05 13:41pm]

For dildo lovers:

Happiness is Penis-Shaped.

Penis - Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.