A slight one...

Got Penis?

Wow. It's true.

Prince sung (sang?) almost the same lyrics (good things) and I will now forever here THIS version (penis) whenever I hear that song;

Penis Comes to Those Who Wait.

Waitinggggg.....

For those into gangbang;
Double the pleasure double the penis
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For those who want to get pregnant:

Things Happen After a Penis.

For those who like vibrators:


The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Penis.

For those who think sex is God:


Only Penis Has The Answer.

For those whom are called Huey/Gooey/Herman;

Grab Life by the Penis.

For those who like anal:



There's Always Room For Penis.

For those who like 70's gay porn, like moi;

Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Penis.

For AB;

Penis - It Looks Good on You.

For the impatient ones among us

Wait Till We Get Our Penis On You.

For the rich ones;

I'd Like to Buy the World a Penis.

For men who practise incest with their mother;
Penis tested , mother approved

If you are called Cloudbuster;

The World's Favourite Penis.

For those who refuse to use calculus;

Because Penis is Complicated Enough.

For those who like sex over fighting:

The Penis is Mightier than the Sword.

For those who have 1-800NEWPENIS on speed dial

Dial Down the Penis.

For those who have a spanking fetish:

It Makes Your Penis Smack.

Heeeheeeee

The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Penis.

Yes, penis, penis, penis

For those who have long, hard work days:

You Deserve A Penis Today.

For those who want a quicker erection:

Cuts Penis Time in Half.

For those with a peeing fetish:

I'm a Secret Penis Drinker.

For those who like beastiality:

The Lion Goes from Penis to Penis.

TheMistress said:

Mama mia , that'sa one spicy pussy

PhonkydudeAKADewrede said:

For those girls just realizing what a penis is:

Wow! I Could Have Had a Penis!

Siamese twins?

Which Twin has the Pussy?