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> > > >THINGS TO KNOW > > > >1. Budweiser beer conditions the hair > > > >2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish > > > >3. Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes > > > >4. Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair > > > >5. Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see > the dead skin and blackheads > > > >6. Shiny Hair - use brewed Lipton Tea > > > >7. Sunburn - empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath water > > > >8. Minor burn - Colgate or Crest toothpaste > > > >9. Burn your tongue? Put sugar On it! > > > >10. Arthritis? WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect stings too > > > >11. Bee stings - meat tenderizer > > > >12. Chigger bite - Preparation H > > > >13. Puffy eyes - Preparation H > > > >14. Paper cut - crazy glue or chap stick (glue is used instead of sutures > at most hospitals) > > > >15. Stinky feet - Jell-O! > > > >16. Athletes feet - cornstarch > > > >17. Fungus on toenails or fingernails - Vicks vapor rub > > > >18. Kool aid To clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent section > and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet. (Wow, and we drink this stuff) > > > >19. Kool Aid can be used as a dye in paint also Kool Aid in Dannon Plain > yogurt as a finger paint, your kids will love it and it won't hurt them if > they eat it! > > > >20. Peanut butter - will get scratches out of CD's! Wipe off with a > coffee filter paper > > > >21. Sticking bicycle chain - Pam no-stick cooking spray > > > >22. Pam Will also remove paint, and grease from your hands! Keep a can > in your garage for your hubby > > > >23. Peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls > > > >24. When the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with corn starch > and watch them slide on > > > >25. Heavy dandruff - pour on the vinegar! > > > >26. Body paint - Crisco Mixed with food coloring. Heat the Crisco in the > microwave, pour in to an empty film container and mix with the food color of > your choice! > > > >27. Tie Dye T-shirt - mix a solution of Kool Aid in a container, tie a > rubber band around a section of the T-shirt and soak > > > >28. Preserving a newspaper clipping - large bottle of club soda and cup > of milk of magnesia, Soak for 20 min. and let dry, will last for many years! > > > >29. A Slinky Will hold toast and CD's! > > > >30. To keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with Colgate > toothpaste > > > >31. Wine stains, pour on the Morton salt And watch it absorb into the > salt. > > > >32. To remove wax - Take a paper towel and iron it over the wax stain, it > will absorb into the towel. > > > >33. Remove labels off glassware etc. rub with Peanut butter! > > > >34. Baked on food - fill container with water, get a Bounce paper > softener and the static from the Bounce Towel will cause the baked on food > to adhere to it. Soak overnight. Also; you can use 2 Efferdent tablets, > Soak overnight! > > > >35. Crayon on the wall - Colgate Toothpaste and brush it! > > > >36. Dirty grout - Listerine > > > >37. Stains on clothes - Colgate > > > >38. Grass stains - Karo Syrup > > > >39. Grease Stains - Coca Cola, It will also remove grease stains from the > driveway overnight. We know it will take corrosion from car batteries! > > > >40. Fleas in your carpet? 20 Mule Team Borax- Sprinkle and let stand for > 24 hours. Maybe this will work if you get them back again. > > > >41. To keep FRESH FLOWERS longer Add a little Clorox, or 2 Bayer aspirin, > Or just use 7-up instead of water. > > > >42. When you go to buy bread in the grocery store, have you ever wondered > which is the freshest, so you "squeeze" for freshness or softness? Did you > know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week? Monday, > Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Each day has a different color > twist tie. They are: Monday = Blue, Tuesday = Green, Thursday = Red > >Friday = White and Saturday = Yellow. So if today was Thursday, you would > want red twist tie; not white which is Fridays (almost a week old)! The > colors go alphabetically by color Blue- Green - Red - White - Yellow, Monday > through Saturday. Very easy to remember. I thought this was interesting. I > looked in the grocery store and the bread wrappers DO have different twist > ties, and even the ones with the plastic clips have different colors. You > learn something new everyday! Enjoy fresh bread when you buy bread with the > right color on the day you are shopping. | |
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OMG the bread twist tie thing freaks me out.
Now I dont have to poke and squeeze the bread. Thanks mach "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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Thanks Mach!
Here's my own list: Harmful Hints: 1. The pain resulting from a finger smashing in a car door can NOT be relieved by dipping the finger in Worcester sauce. 2. Putting peanut butter and jelly in your hair is a waste of peanut butter and jelly 3. If you have lice, you are filthy. 4. A poolfull of ketchup is an eyesore for the neighbors. Try it! 5. Rubbing your knuckles against a cheese grater is ridiculous. 6. Kerosene and open flame = Boom! 7. To keep your shirts nice and wrinkly, sleep in them in a walk-in icebox. | |
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- crayon on the wall : sell your kids
- do NOT use beer for anything other than drinking - puffy eyes : there are other beverages than beer I am curious though as to what a slinky is You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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A slinky is a springy toy
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: A slinky is a springy toy
how weird, i was playing with one of these a couple of days ago. i couldn't believe i actually wanted one of those things. | |
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Mach said: Budweiser beer conditions the hair Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes Mayonnaise will also condition your hair Not to sound rude Mach, but I just saw your pic and think it's time to buy some real hair conditioner | |
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AlfofMelmak said: I am curious though as to what a slinky is They don't have Slinkys on Melmak? The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: AlfofMelmak said: I am curious though as to what a slinky is They don't have Slinkys on Melmak? No way! Can you image that thing tangled up in my fur? Grooming is a day job as it is. You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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Mach said: > >
> > > >THINGS TO KNOW > > > >10. Arthritis? WD-40 Spray and rub in. > > Did these hints come from Althom, by any chance....? | |
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30. To keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with Colgate
> toothpaste I tried this ....and fell down stairs.. | |
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> >10. Arthritis? WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect stings too
Althom gave you this one didn't he .. | |
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As taken from the CHILDISH FUN thread;
Cleans Your Floor Without Penis. | |
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RocknRollDave said: Mach said: > >
> > > >THINGS TO KNOW > > > >10. Arthritis? WD-40 Spray and rub in. > > Did these hints come from Althom, by any chance....? Steadwood said: >10. Arthritis? WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect stings too
Althom gave you this one didn't he .. | |
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RocknRollDave said:[quote] RocknRollDave said: Steadwood said: >10. Arthritis? WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect stings too
Althom gave you this one didn't he .. ...It's that damned toothpaste on my glasses | |
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Steadwood said: RocknRollDave said: ...It's that damned toothpaste on my glasses We can't help it if we are both lightyears ahead of the competition, eh? Trailblazers, we are, I tell you | |
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Never under any circumstances take sleeping pills and laxatives in one sitting. | |
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AsianBomb777 said: Never under any circumstances take sleeping pills and laxatives in one sitting.
Sitting being the operative word, huh...? | |
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RocknRollDave said: AsianBomb777 said: Never under any circumstances take sleeping pills and laxatives in one sitting.
Sitting being the operative word, huh...? Today's Penis, Since 1903. | |
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HamsterHuey said: RocknRollDave said: Sitting being the operative word, huh...? Today's Penis, Since 1903. Isn't that your boss on the phone, calling you in on your day off.....? | |
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RocknRollDave said: Isn't that your boss on the phone, calling you in on your day off.....?
Only Penis Can Prevent Forest Fires. | |
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HamsterHuey said: RocknRollDave said: Isn't that your boss on the phone, calling you in on your day off.....?
Only Penis Can Prevent Forest Fires. Can it get toothpaste off glasses .. Confused edit due to toothpaste on glasses [Edited 4/15/05 4:32am] | |
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Steadwood said: HamsterHuey said: Only Penis Can Prevent Forest Fires. Can it get toothpaste off glasses .. GO check out the CHILDISH FUN, which is actually THE PENIS THREAD and find out! | |
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HamsterHuey said: Steadwood said: Can it get toothpaste off glasses .. GO check out the CHILDISH FUN, which is actually THE PENIS THREAD and find out! Don't know what happened with the empty post....Anyway... I tried that ...and Nope...Nothing there... ...But I did try pussy and this is what I got... If You Really Want To Know, Look In The Pussy..... [Edited 4/15/05 5:01am] | |
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Steadwood said: ...But I did try pussy and this is what I got... [/color]
If You Really Want To Know, Look In The Pussy..... [/b] Pussy aint as much fun though. | |
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HamsterHuey said: Steadwood said: ...But I did try pussy and this is what I got... [/color]
If You Really Want To Know, Look In The Pussy..... [/b] Pussy aint as much fun though. I like cats... | |
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PANDURITO said: Mach said: Budweiser beer conditions the hair Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes Mayonnaise will also condition your hair Not to sound rude Mach, but I just saw your pic and think it's time to buy some real hair conditioner awesome way to not sound rude *checks list for brain enema for Pandurito* | |
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12. Chigger bite - Preparation H
What's a "chigger"? | |
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