nakedpianoplayer said:

that disclaimer just killed me

Way too many emoticons in your post. I'm not even gonna read that crap.

analbolique said:

LOL...I was just gonna write the same damn thing!!! Good Gawd! Is all that shit necessary!! I'm not reading all that crap either!

Umm, I prefer Mucus Fetish in my porn.

RazzBeret said:

WTF ??? wait, dont even answer....

noonblueapples said:

yeah, that MOSTLY large cocks kinda fucked me up too

DexMSR said:

let me make it more clear for you guys....

i like watching a man get himself off !

there ya go, clear and to the point.

I just turned off a dvd w/ guys strokin it in the shower

Nah, you're not weird at all. I would tell you the name of it so you can see the shower dudes but that's only a small portion of it, it's mostly dude on dude (or dudes on dude)action which is HOT IMO...

As far as what I like, totally depends on my mood. Sometimes I just wanna see somebody (a man or woman) wanting it & getting it HARD, none of that fake porno expression shit. Sometimes I wanna see something specific:

gangbangs
throat fucking
anal/dp
facials
spreading/gaping
fisting

I have yet to get my hands on a bukkake flick but I'd like to. A bath, not just the face.

CalhounSq said:

Has someone hijacked Calhoun's account?

Ace said:

nope, but, its about time the women got to let loose in here do you boys think you can handle all this ??

Ace said:

nope, but, its about time the women got to let loose in here do you boys think you can handle all this ??

nakedpianoplayer said:

What is wrong with yall children?

Where's the decency?

Hey...ummm hey Umm...Naked ..did you say that you could squirt?


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The problem with porn is that it is so fucking unrealistic and boring. Too much concentration on the close-ups and the money shot. I would like to see porn where the woman really looks like she's enjoying herself and is right into it. I want to see more of the woman getting off.

Perhaps I need to check out those porn movies taht are directed by women, maybe they are more interesting.

Ass-to-mouth scenes with one guy and two chicks are pretty cool. Not very sanitary, but still cool.

alright, i havent done a completely nasty sexual thread in a long time... i think its about time i wanna talk about what gets you off in porn, and where we can find it.... since mine is kinda tough to find, im gonna need some help since this is my idea, unlike ALTHOM i will go first

i LOVE - let me say it again i LOVE to watch a man stroke his dick there is something about the look they get in their eyes, the way the body moves, the look of desire on their face, the sounds they make, if they use lotion or oil or whatever they want - the sound of it alone makes me melt i know its strange... but, hey, im allowed to have my own sexual turn-ons right ?

so, heres where im at with this.... i went to the sex shop, and was told to look into some gay porn. well, im all for everyone having their own sex lives and whatnot, and im surely not going to judge anyone but i was taken by the fact that i would then be watching men together, as that really doesnt fit into 'my' particular life. (please men, dont gang up on me here, i hope you understand what im saying) anyway, i ended up trying it and although there was sex in the tape there was also some incredible scenes of what i think they call 'solo' sex now im getting somewhere

so, what i wanna know is... first, am i the only one that thinks this is an incredible turn-on ???? second, whether you are gay or straight, i dont care, if you know a video that has just tons of men 'doing their thing' and LOVIN it.... i wanna know the name of that video

thanks in advance for the help


oh, and you... what do you like to watch in YOUR porn ????

I would like to see porn where the woman really looks like she's enjoying herself and is right into it. I want to see more of the woman getting off.

i enjoy girl on girl very much

SammiJ said:

Participating in it?

EvilWhiteMale said:

the thought's crossed my mind actually...if i had the chance...it just depends on the chick


but that's all i'm sayin!

SammiJ said:

So when/if you decide to do it....well, you know.

EvilWhiteMale said:

so you ARE a girl!

mrdespues said:

So you ARE slow.

CalhounSq said:

Has someone hijacked Calhoun's account?

The problem with porn is that it is so fucking unrealistic and boring. Too much concentration on the close-ups and the money shot. I would like to see porn where the woman really looks like she's enjoying herself and is right into it. I want to see more of the woman getting off.

Perhaps I need to check out those porn movies taht are directed by women, maybe they are more interesting.

bkw said:

Not unless she's a very sick woman Not to diss female directors but you'll probably get your hands on some overly sensitive bullshit, I wouldn't necessarily avoid it but I difinitely wouldn't seek it - talk about acting!

Maybe try different studios w/ different types of girls in the flicks. There's some out there that seem to really dig it, those are the only scenes I can watch. When there's detectable acting going on I can't deal w/ it. I've gotten some good stuff from these studios:

Evil Angel
Third Degree
Anabolic
Digital Sin

DVD Empire has an adult section w/ reviews & screen shots so you can check it out a little more thoroughly before buying or renting.

Man, I sound like SUCH a perv!