if you do drugs you might grow a second dick that doesn't work. when you get high you'll forget which dick works and you won't be able to have sex. drugs aren't cool.

(thanks comedy central)

unless of course you are iggy pop, in which case the dick dystopia is a large part of your appeal, and you should just keep right on doing whatever kinda rat poison you been sniffing, injecting, smoking, etc., because clearly it is to you what vitamin B12 is to us humans.

Anxiety said:

"Drugs don't kill people; rappers do.

i seen it in a documentary on BBC2."

I will have to print this out and use it at work tomorrow

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