They seem to wonder why they aren't getting the dates they want. I think it's because they are sexually confused and just don't know. Are they straight? Gay? Bi? They asked me to poll what you guys think...they are confused to which sex they should go for. They said they will trust the org instincts on this one.


Dook: Straight, Bi, or Gay?


A-Bomb: Straight, Bi or Gay?



They eagerly await your answer.
[Edited 4/13/05 13:33pm]

dook gay

a-bomb bi

Dook: Gay

A-Bomb: Ultra-Gay

heybaby said:

That's my guess too.

superspaceboy said:

me too




whats my prize?

lollyp0procks said:

A date with neither of them.

superspaceboy said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

can i retract my statement

lollyp0procks said:

Nope. Too late.

You better do some stretching before our date.

they're both bi.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Also, the date will be "clothing-optional".....

ReturnOfDOOK said:

but i 2the9s we are exclusive

i got a tractor for him and everything

DOOK? He's just a funny mofo.

AB? Definitely

lollyp0procks said:

I'd like to "plow your fields". Get it? (I'm talking dirty here! If you need a better explanation, I can provide it).

A-bomb: bi-curious

Dook: bi-adventurous

lollyp0procks said:

See did...I saw it. Though not that that's a good thing. I think I'd take a date with Dook over 9's. Um err...let me think about that.

superspaceboy said:

I think this thread is adding to the confusion.

Let's see if we can get them to answer one question. Dooky, AB, do you like black women with big asses? Inquiring minds want to know!

ShySlantedEye1 said:

Do they put out? If so - yes.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Yes, I do Big Daddy!

He sounds quite hetero to me!

ShySlantedEye1 said:

Maybe his just gay for Anxy.

poor anxy

ShySlantedEye1 said:

Than you sound great. I'd like to bend you over.

i think they should both take up a nice hobby like thimble collecting or orchids, and forget about all that silly sex stuff. it just gets in the way. they have operations you boys can get, you know. everyone loves neuters!

ReturnOfDOOK said:

i want you to get dirty baby

Shhh, Anxy! If he continues to focus on my big ass he will leave you alone! Now be quiet while I work!

















Dooky!!!!! Dooky!!!!!


















( @ )( @ ) Over here, Daddy!!

i was thinking of something more in the line of negative programming. like maybe attach a car battery to their twigs'n'berries and every time they type my name or click on a photoshop icon...ZAP!!!

negative REINFORCEMENT, that's the word i was looking for.