Everyone can remember the day a dog ran into their school playground whilst your playing kiss chase or footy in the yard and they'd snap at your legs. I remember a sparrow flew into our school diner once and everyone seemed to gasp like it was an alien or something. I remember that because I was eating a Mars Bar at the time.

Has an animal ever wandered into premises where you were a member of the establishment and what happened?!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

REDFEATHERS said:

true story: on my very first day of junior high there was this loose dog runnin around the neighborhood. me and a bunch of other people were standin in front of the school (school hadn't started yet), and the dog ran up on school grounds.

turned out that the doggie was a friendly one...a bit too friendly.
it ran around the school yard, then it ran up to this girl and it started to hump one of her legs. and if i remember correctly, i think it actually came on her, too.

I remember a sheep appearing in our housing estate when I was younger and a whole load of us chased it all over the place.

Then I remember getting a bollocking from my folks for `worrying` it!

It did look worried though, it was shitting those wee pellets everywhere!

I miss the '70's!

There's always someone with a big nose who knows, JD.

One night I was enjoying a few pints with some friends at a local brew pub. We were having a nice cozy evening when all of a sudden the lights in the place were turned all bright and crazy like closing time. I looked at my watch and couldn't figure out why they were closing so early when I noticed all the bus boys in the place running around waving brooms. They were trying desperately to chase a BAT out the door! My friend next to me was terrified, began screaming and hid under the table. It was quite the sight to see.

yeah, but we just pointed dook to the remedial homeroom and he went along his way and everything went back to normal.

oh, and there was a squirrel who lived in the art buidling when I was in college.

Number23 said:

ehehe, just makes for an interesting topic I guess. Besides Wilde is on my side.

CarrieMpls said:

ooh! that reminds me: i lived with my sister at one point (worst. living arrangement. EVER.), and she had recently moved into this big ol' 2-story house and had renovated it a bit--it was liveable, but it wasn't up to speed. there was a fireplace in the house that had its chimney open, so various little things could get into the house that way. one night a bat got into the house--my sis used to sleep on the couch downstairs at night, and when she saw the bat she was like "oh HELL no!" she demanded that she got to sleep with me upstairs in my room, in the same bed as me because she didn't wanna be in the same room with the bat (she thought it'd bite her).

...thing of it is, i was only 19. she's in her 40s.
that, and she ain't the skinniest woman in the world.
and she stole the covers.
AND she snores.

luckily she called animal control to come and get the poor bat so it (and i) wouldn't have to suffer no more.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Doesnt that turn you on?!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

one time a homeless wandered into our lunch room in elementary.it was like a festival riot. so silly

JDINTERACTIVE said:

dammit, where's a mini-apollonia when ya need one...

Christopher said:

Did you poke him. More details!!...

JDINTERACTIVE said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

lol no,we ran near the one of the double doors...and some kids were screaming like a monster was in there.im the moniters at the school got him out quickly.but that is a very exciting and horrifying day for a grade school kids

Christopher said:

Cool. Did art that afternoon focus around doing a portrait of the tramp with macarroni wheels and glitter stars?

Where I lived, there are a lot of raccoons. My neighbor had a poodle and a toddler.

One day, I was mowing the lawn and I hear the screeching of the poodle. I look up and see a raccoon was "having it's way" with the poodle. Those things have hands for feet and have quite a firm grip. That poodle was getting raped man!

The poodle, looking for escape runs through the doggie door of the house WITH THE RACCOON STILL BANGING AWAY!!!

Seconds later, I hear the toddler and the mother screaming, some glass breaking and then that sound raccoons make. The door flies open and the mother is chasing it out the doorway with a broom.

I swear if I had anything in my bladder I would have pissed my pants completely as I lay rolling in the grass holding my side.

The mother then comes over to my yard yelling at me, something to the effect that they were my raccoons because my yard had trees and bushes. I told her that she is the one that does not latch her trash cans and there was also a dumpster behind her yard, across her fence that was part of an apartment compex. Those things attract raccoons. She didn't buy it, conviced that I had raccoons for pets.

OMG! I still tear up when I picture it.

yamomma said:

that poor thing, it must've been desperate!!!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

i really wish it wouldve. i would have liked to have that picture framed to remember him by. or at least a newspaper clipping

Christopher said:

Did you give him a name at least?

JDINTERACTIVE said:

i think he was a henry.

Christopher said:

Henry Bush?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Those things are aggresively horny. One time I saw one humping a tree branch. Kinda reminded of some org members!