An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand, pulling a
male buffalo with the other, and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."


The waiter says, "Sure, chief, coming right up." He gets the

Indian a tall mug of coffee. After drinking the coffee down in one gulp,

the Indian turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, then just

walks out.


The next morning the man returns. He has his shotgun in one

hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up

to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."


The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess

from yesterday. What the heck was all that about, anyway?"


The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper

management position. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for

others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."