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Toby Got Tubby (Maguire) 
Wow, we’d heard rumors that Tobey Maguire had let himself go a little since shooting Spider-Man 2, but we say god-dayum. If anyone from Sony gets a look at this pic, we suspect Maguire will be conked over the head, thrown in the back of a white van, and wake up in a hospital set on the Culver City lot, where a feeding tube will help him lose those stubborn pounds. And if that doesn’t work, maybe they should merely threaten to replace him with Jake Gyllenhaal again—that seemed to clear up his back problems last time. Monday, April 11, 2005 [Britpoppa] britpoppaedit... [Edited 4/12/05 14:49pm] Space for sale... | |
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maybe he just needs a shower.
it looks like it could be just layers and layers of dirt and grime. 
 you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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I heard he's putting on weight for an upcoming film role. Like De Niro in Raging Bull and, er, Zellwegger in Bridget Jones. 
Anyway, I'm led to believe Spiderman 3 is set after he's married and he doesn't have to try too hard.  | |
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Good grief, anyone would think he was a young bloke enjoying his earnings!  | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Good grief, anyone would think he was a young bloke enjoying his earnings!
i know!! how dare they??? you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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i'd still sop up some of that with a piece of bread.  | |
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I'd hit it too. I like em a little rough around the edges. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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sosgemini said:
Wow, we’d heard rumors that Tobey Maguire had let himself go a little since shooting Spider-Man 2, but we say god-dayum. If anyone from Sony gets a look at this pic, we suspect Maguire will be conked over the head, thrown in the back of a white van, and wake up in a hospital set on the Culver City lot, where a feeding tube will help him lose those stubborn pounds. And if that doesn’t work, maybe they should merely threaten to replace him with Jake Gyllenhaal again—that seemed to clear up his back problems last time. Monday, April 11, 2005 [Britpoppa] britpoppaedit... [Edited 4/12/05 14:49pm] I like 'em fat I like 'em proud.  MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: sosgemini said:
Wow, we’d heard rumors that Tobey Maguire had let himself go a little since shooting Spider-Man 2, but we say god-dayum. If anyone from Sony gets a look at this pic, we suspect Maguire will be conked over the head, thrown in the back of a white van, and wake up in a hospital set on the Culver City lot, where a feeding tube will help him lose those stubborn pounds. And if that doesn’t work, maybe they should merely threaten to replace him with Jake Gyllenhaal again—that seemed to clear up his back problems last time. Monday, April 11, 2005 [Britpoppa] britpoppaedit... [Edited 4/12/05 14:49pm] I like 'em fat I like 'em proud. oh my god becky!! i thought he was singing "I like em fat...i like em round"..  Space for sale... | |
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I'm surprised my Spiderman DVD still works with the number of times I've paused, rewound and slow-motioned through that pictured scene  | |
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sosgemini said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I like 'em fat I like 'em proud. oh my god becky!! i thought he was singing "I like em fat...i like em round"..
the other day...during the Judas Smile, I thought he was singing Now wait a minute How dare U call that "I robot" nigga? I knew that smack was jive But "I robot" came out way after the song...but it still made sense. Though most of Judas Smile doesn't...not really. Love the song...but hell if I know what it means. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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i don't think he looks fat. he sure isn't spiderman thin, but so what if he's carrying a bit of extra weight* he's still smart and funny anyway. not to mention attractive.
*hopefully it's not all from beer | |
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endorphin74 said:
I'm surprised my Spiderman DVD still works with the number of times I've paused, rewound and slow-motioned through that pictured scene OMG! I did that lastnight with Spiderman 2! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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 bad sweatshirt day | |
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sosgemini said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I like 'em fat I like 'em proud. oh my god becky!! i thought he was singing "I like em fat...i like em round".. Like, I don't know, YOU may be right. I always hear the wrong words. 
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: sosgemini said: oh my god becky!! i thought he was singing "I like em fat...i like em round".. Like, I don't know, YOU may be right. I always hear the wrong words.
i always thought it was proud. | |
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