Dearl Beloved,

We are gathered here to...quote from your favorite movie

"There are no happy endings, because nothing ever really ends..." - The Last Unicorn

Warren: Who glued these quarters down?
A.J.: I did.
Warren: What the hell for, man?
A.J.: I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren.

- Empire Records

"Shoot, shoot, shoot! Kill, kill, kill! Advocate cannibalism! Promote first degree murder! Filth is my politics, filth is my life! How's THIS for a cover spread??? "

- Divine, "Pink Flamingos"

"you a bitch" the little boy in "the wedding singer"

"Girls like guys with skills

skills?

Yea you know...Archery skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills...
you know skills"


"YOU GUYS ARE RETARTED!!!!"

"KBYE"

Napoleon Dynamite

heybaby said:

LMAO!

"They didn't know...and really, how were they to know...that they were dealing with a STAUNCH CHARACTER. S-T-A-U-N-C-H. There's nothing worse, I'm telling you. They don't weaken. EVER."

- Little Edie Beale, "Grey Gardens"

"No! Dont Speak! Dont Speak" - Diane Wiest in Bullets Over Broadway

Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her so much! It, it, the, it, flames, flames, flames . . . on the side of my face. Breathing, breathless, heaving breaths, heaving . . .

In the Company of Men has some conversation-stoppers:


Chad, on the opposite sex:
Women. Nice ones, the most frigid of the race, it doesn't matter in the end. Inside they're all the same meat and gristle and hatred just simmering.


Howard, after being rejected by a deaf woman:
Look at you! You are fucking handicapped! You think you can choose? Men falling at your feet?

"Contrary to popular belief, I was not the class clown. I sat next to the class clown. I studied him."

"There's always a home for me at the DQ."

"...so here i am, fresh off a navy destroyer with nothing to my name but a dance belt and a tube of chapstick.."

"People don't like it when ya....POKE em....POKE 'em with fire. The cinders go up their noses and they make that face."



...do i even need to say what movie these are from???