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This is gonna get me in trouble with some of my more respectable pals here, but...
Physically, the best sex I ever had was back in grad school when I cut class one winter night for a rendezvous with an older frequent... er... "buddy" of mine. He was a 40-something Jewish businessman -- distinguished and handsome suit-and-tie type, amazing build, hairy chest, meticulously groomed salt-and-pepper hair, smart as a whip and freaky as hell -- who was housesitting for a wealthy longtime pal of his. We met at this unnamed pal's house, which was like something out of Architectural Digest. Low and behold, while we were there raiding the guy's fridge, we got a phonecall: The homeowner "just happened" to be unexpectedly back in town and on the way home.  Well, when he showed up, he was HOT! Sort of a suburban Apollo type: about 30-something, buff, shy but well-spoken, curly toehead, yada yada yada. Anyway, all three of us headed out to his backyard hottub, where we sat under a sky absolutely teeming with stars and surrounded by a rolling, perfectly quiet woodland snowscape (this guy had acres of secluded land). We chugged a few beers, chatted openly about everything under the sun, and eventually had a full-scale Baccanale, which started in the tub and ended in one of the bedroom suites. We would repeat the scene -- with variations -- many, many times thereafter. 
It was totally uncalled for in retrospect, and years later I can see I was being a total stereotypical slut. But as carnal serendipity goes, it couldn't have been scripted better : hot partners, a picturesque setting, a steamy hottub, a light beer buzz, the risk of potentially getting caught and the thrill of actually getting caught, lack of inhibition and lots of condoms at the ready. Almost perfect. My standards are a lot different now, though. And I can honestly say the BEST sex I ever had on levels other than strictly physical was when I made my daughter. A lot fewer fireworks, but wonderful purpose. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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The best sex ever was with the ex that really counted. 8 year relationship. We went to Monterey and stayed at the Plaza Hotel. As soon as we got into the room it was ONNNNN!!!! It was very rough almost violent. I like the pushing and shoving stuff. When we were done, several hours later, we both had this look on our faces. "What the fuck just happened." It was incredible.
Everyone else suffers by comparison.....  MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: The best sex ever was with the ex that really counted. 8 year relationship. We went to Monterey and stayed at the Plaza Hotel. As soon as we got into the room it was ONNNNN!!!! It was very rough almost violent. I like the pushing and shoving stuff. When we were done, several hours later, we both had this look on our faces. "What the fuck just happened." It was incredible.
Everyone else suffers by comparison..... I've also had sex at the Monterrey Plaza Hotel..... Plaza edit [Edited 4/13/05 1:13am] | |
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abierman said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: The best sex ever was with the ex that really counted. 8 year relationship. We went to Monterey and stayed at the Plaza Hotel. As soon as we got into the room it was ONNNNN!!!! It was very rough almost violent. I like the pushing and shoving stuff. When we were done, several hours later, we both had this look on our faces. "What the fuck just happened." It was incredible.
Everyone else suffers by comparison..... I've also had sex at the Monterrey Plaza Hotel..... Plaza edit [Edited 4/13/05 1:13am] I thought that was you.....haha MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Lammastide said: This is gonna get me in trouble with some of my more respectable pals here, but...
Physically, the best sex I ever had was back in grad school when I cut class one winter night for a rendezvous with an older frequent... er... "buddy" of mine. He was a 40-something Jewish businessman -- distinguished and handsome suit-and-tie type, amazing build, hairy chest, meticulously groomed salt-and-pepper hair, smart as a whip and freaky as hell -- who was housesitting for a wealthy longtime pal of his. We met at this unnamed pal's house, which was like something out of Architectural Digest. Low and behold, while we were there raiding the guy's fridge, we got a phonecall: The homeowner "just happened" to be unexpectedly back in town and on the way home. Well, when he showed up, he was HOT! Sort of a suburban Apollo type: about 30-something, buff, shy but well-spoken, curly toehead, yada yada yada. Anyway, all three of us headed out to his backyard hottub, where we sat under a sky absolutely teeming with stars and surrounded by a rolling, perfectly quiet woodland snowscape (this guy had acres of secluded land). We chugged a few beers, chatted openly about everything under the sun, and eventually had a full-scale Baccanale, which started in the tub and ended in one of the bedroom suites. We would repeat the scene -- with variations -- many, many times thereafter.
It was totally uncalled for in retrospect, and years later I can see I was being a total stereotypical slut. But as carnal serendipity goes, it couldn't have been scripted better : hot partners, a picturesque setting, a steamy hottub, a light beer buzz, the risk of potentially getting caught and the thrill of actually getting caught, lack of inhibition and lots of condoms at the ready. Almost perfect. My standards are a lot different now, though. And I can honestly say the BEST sex I ever had on levels other than strictly physical was when I made my daughter. A lot fewer fireworks, but wonderful purpose. Whoops you're a guy! hahahahaha thanks Muse! [Edited 4/13/05 12:01pm] | |
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Sweeny79 said: So where did it happen? The bathroom sink in a fancy hotel
When did it happen? ummm.... a long time ago 
Who was it with? myself Were you looking at yourself in the mirror?  Smokin! | |
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I haven't had sex yet, but I'm really, really looking forward to it after reading this thread. | |
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abierman said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: The best sex ever was with the ex that really counted. 8 year relationship. We went to Monterey and stayed at the Plaza Hotel. As soon as we got into the room it was ONNNNN!!!! It was very rough almost violent. I like the pushing and shoving stuff. When we were done, several hours later, we both had this look on our faces. "What the fuck just happened." It was incredible.
Everyone else suffers by comparison..... I've also had sex at the Monterrey Plaza Hotel..... Plaza edit [Edited 4/13/05 1:13am] I hope it wasn't on the TOP bedspread. You know Hotels DON'T change them damn things!! 
Just a little FYI The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: abierman said: I've also had sex at the Monterrey Plaza Hotel..... Plaza edit [Edited 4/13/05 1:13am] I hope it wasn't on the TOP bedspread. You know Hotels DON'T change them damn things!!
Just a little FYI I work part time at a hotel..that's damn true! | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: abierman said: I've also had sex at the Monterrey Plaza Hotel..... Plaza edit [Edited 4/13/05 1:13am] I thought that was you.....haha no man, she had tits.....and wasn't bald!  | |
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althom said: Ok....lets stop beating around the bush. I know you all want to tell the world about it.
So where did it happen? When did it happen? Who was it with? And don't forget to tell us what happened either.  where? as many places as we can who ~ GARY, of course details.....you wish!!!! Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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abierman said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I thought that was you.....haha no man, she had tits.....and wasn't bald! 
....but she had a weenie.....just kidding. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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CarrieLee said: Lammastide said: This is gonna get me in trouble with some of my more respectable pals here, but...
Physically, the best sex I ever had was back in grad school when I cut class one winter night for a rendezvous with an older frequent... er... "buddy" of mine. He was a 40-something Jewish businessman -- distinguished and handsome suit-and-tie type, amazing build, hairy chest, meticulously groomed salt-and-pepper hair, smart as a whip and freaky as hell -- who was housesitting for a wealthy longtime pal of his. We met at this unnamed pal's house, which was like something out of Architectural Digest. Low and behold, while we were there raiding the guy's fridge, we got a phonecall: The homeowner "just happened" to be unexpectedly back in town and on the way home. Well, when he showed up, he was HOT! Sort of a suburban Apollo type: about 30-something, buff, shy but well-spoken, curly toehead, yada yada yada. Anyway, all three of us headed out to his backyard hottub, where we sat under a sky absolutely teeming with stars and surrounded by a rolling, perfectly quiet woodland snowscape (this guy had acres of secluded land). We chugged a few beers, chatted openly about everything under the sun, and eventually had a full-scale Baccanale, which started in the tub and ended in one of the bedroom suites. We would repeat the scene -- with variations -- many, many times thereafter.
It was totally uncalled for in retrospect, and years later I can see I was being a total stereotypical slut. But as carnal serendipity goes, it couldn't have been scripted better : hot partners, a picturesque setting, a steamy hottub, a light beer buzz, the risk of potentially getting caught and the thrill of actually getting caught, lack of inhibition and lots of condoms at the ready. Almost perfect. My standards are a lot different now, though. And I can honestly say the BEST sex I ever had on levels other than strictly physical was when I made my daughter. A lot fewer fireworks, but wonderful purpose. Whoops you're a guy! hahahahaha thanks Muse! [Edited 4/13/05 12:01pm] Uhm.. what did I miss? Do I want to know? Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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althom said: Ok....lets stop beating around the bush. I know you all want to tell the world about it.
So where did it happen? When did it happen? Who was it with? And don't forget to tell us what happened either. YOU ANSWER FIRST!  You always ask these questions and never answer them! | |
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applekisses said: althom said: Ok....lets stop beating around the bush. I know you all want to tell the world about it.
So where did it happen? When did it happen? Who was it with? And don't forget to tell us what happened either. YOU ANSWER FIRST! You always ask these questions and never answer them!We know all that personal stuff about you any damned ways. Remember Miami. | |
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AsianBomb777 said: applekisses said: YOU ANSWER FIRST! You always ask these questions and never answer them!We know all that personal stuff about you any damned ways. Remember Miami. 
Moi...Miami? | |
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applekisses said: AsianBomb777 said: We know all that personal stuff about you any damned ways. Remember Miami.
Moi...Miami?  | |
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althom said: applekisses said:
Moi...Miami? It didn't happen!! | |
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althom said: Ok....lets stop beating around the bush. I know you all want to tell the world about it.
So where did it happen? When did it happen? Who was it with? And don't forget to tell us what happened either. The very first all time best was an episode that caught me off-guard but wasn't probably the best to that point, just something I was not used to. I was in Holland playing basketball and was seeing this Indonesian woman who basically TOOK OVER the experience and took up another notch with her aggressive style...I had never had a woman take the reins like that and we fell off the bed and kept on going grunting and shit and just collapsed into that great after sex nap! Thank you...whatever the fuck your name is! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: althom said: Ok....lets stop beating around the bush. I know you all want to tell the world about it.
So where did it happen? When did it happen? Who was it with? And don't forget to tell us what happened either. The very first all time best was an episode that caught me off-guard but wasn't probably the best to that point, just something I was not used to. I was in Holland playing basketball and was seeing this Indonesian woman who basically TOOK OVER the experience and took up another notch with her aggressive style...I had never had a woman take the reins like that and we fell off the bed and kept on going grunting and shit and just collapsed into that great after sex nap! Thank you...whatever the fuck your name is! Dex, you always have such interesting sex stories.....lawdy! | |
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DexMSR said: althom said: Ok....lets stop beating around the bush. I know you all want to tell the world about it.
So where did it happen? When did it happen? Who was it with? And don't forget to tell us what happened either. The very first all time best was an episode that caught me off-guard but wasn't probably the best to that point, just something I was not used to. I was in Holland playing basketball and was seeing this Indonesian woman who basically TOOK OVER the experience and took up another notch with her aggressive style...I had never had a woman take the reins like that and we fell off the bed and kept on going grunting and shit and just collapsed into that great after sex nap! Thank you...whatever the fuck your name is! | |
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Rhondab said: DexMSR said: The very first all time best was an episode that caught me off-guard but wasn't probably the best to that point, just something I was not used to. I was in Holland playing basketball and was seeing this Indonesian woman who basically TOOK OVER the experience and took up another notch with her aggressive style...I had never had a woman take the reins like that and we fell off the bed and kept on going grunting and shit and just collapsed into that great after sex nap! Thank you...whatever the fuck your name is! Been around the world and aye-aye-aye-aye....can't find my babaaaaay.... Dex, you always have such interesting sex stories.....lawdy! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: Rhondab said: Been around the world and aye-aye-aye-aye....can't find my babaaaaay.... Dex, you always have such interesting sex stories.....lawdy! Been around the world and aye-aye-aye-aye....can't find my babaaaaay.... The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: DexMSR said: Been around the world and aye-aye-aye-aye....can't find my babaaaaay.... oh gawd....
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Rhondab said: DexMSR said: Been around the world and aye-aye-aye-aye....can't find my babaaaaay.... oh gawd....
Whap!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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heh [Edited 4/13/05 17:16pm] | |
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Byron said: Ocean said: ok ...it was in a hotel room .....with an incredible guy
 ...thats all ya getting!Um...is this referring to Althom??...lol  edit... | |
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good job byron | |
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