Anybody here have any good loss-of-virginity stories. Inquiring minds wanna know. Also, are there .Orgers out there who havn't lost it yet, gimmie any "close calls" that you have. Also...any1 here married to their first and only?

I'm a virgin, but there were not even any close calls.

I'll most likely die a virgin, no matter though.
I always have my

i lost my virginity about 14 years ago to someone who shall remain nameless.

Any-hoo, it was all going well until we fell off the bed and i put my foot in some poo which was on the floor. Worst thing was - it was the other person's poo. "Cloudbuster, you idiot!" I yelled at him.

Then later this mystery person and I got married and lived happily ever after in Nottingham.

Until i got bored.
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analbolique said:

What do you use that 4 ?

i hope its nothing anal

Annastesia22 said:

We're definitely not gonna have sex now.

analbolique said:

Oh what did i say now ,so you like sex a certain way then ,but you cant get pregnant doing it that way you know .....i think i will have to rethink our relationship

ToaOfGimp lost his 'giving' virginity on the evening of his 3rd birthday, after being thrown into a cage full of randy marmosets.


Papa Lay-Mo' treated me like a member of the family.





My favourite of his daughters, was Chick Dee'. She was very tight, and easy to please.




The cage idea stuck, and it wasn't until my 6th birthday that my parents decided that I needed a play mate.


Cujo was half wolf, half husky.




I found his mixed cultural identity extremely exotic. Cujo's teaching eventually led towards my being awarded an internship with a wolfpack during a gap-year spent in the Black Forest. This experience was invaluable, because I was able to lose my 'receiving' virginity to a pack of no less than 50 wolves, simultaneously. Admittedly, dressing up like a harlot was the best advice that Cujo could ever have given me

BobGeorge909 said:

Just make sure there are sheets on the bed, at least

Smooches;)