I went to get some "Turkish pizza's" (lahmacun) tonight. As soon as I stepped in this place my eye fell on this really, really hot girl. So she wanted to take my order and that was the biggest anti-climax of the night. She had this thick Rotterdam accent which made me go limp. I find any thick accent here in Holland a turn off. Then, as if that wasn't bad enough, she got on the phone and it turned out she was dumb too. My balls almost crawled back into my body.

What a waste...
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Edit: her stupidity rubbed off on me
[Edited 4/10/05 19:26pm]

How was the lahmacun?

Ear plugs. You could still do her!

2the9s said:

Very fuckin' yummy, but she didn't prepare it (thank God).

I'm totally with you on this. I don't care how hot someone is. If they opened up their gaps and say something stupid, all bets are off.

AnotherLoverToo said:

well least U found out early

purplekisses said:

Yeah, at least my balls weren't in her mouth yet...but seriously. It would be hard not to notice this.
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analbolique said:

true but then U wounldn't have to hear her talk

purplekisses said:

Stupidity goes way beyond speech.

Maybe you could ask her to be an online thing and use typing to communicate with each other?!

analbolique said:

True that.

AnotherLoverToo said:

I'd hate to have to explain to her how to use a computer.

Ok, so what's your personal threshold of stupidity in a sex partner or girlfriend? What's the limit and how do you measure it (what are your standards)?

((this is gonna be good))

AnotherLoverToo said:

Personally I don't think I could ever have a threshold where I'd put up with something I really didn't go for just because I wanted to get laid. I doubt analbolique is that shallow either, though I could be wrong.

AnotherLoverToo said:

Well I can tell you it certainly has nothing to do with education. Educated people can still be kinda dumb. The accent this girl had was definitely the worst part about her. Just being there and having to listen to her for a few minutes annoyed me. Mind you, I'm easily annoyed by people.

See, there are people who aren't too intelligent, but they know when to be quiet.

I don't do the whole casual sex thing, just isn't me no matter how horny I might get there will always come a point when I decide just getting laid is really not worth all the trouble.
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Fauxie said:

Sometimes I wish I was that shallow though.