In honour of turning another year older this week, I will take questions from the floor. I reserve the right to lie or not answer.

Why are Aries such losers?

Do you have an innie or an outtie belly button?

How old are you?

Why is every star sign except Scorpio, for losers?

TheFrog said:

If by "loser" you mean "incredibly intelligent, witty, charming, handsome and great in bed", I don't know.

Will you marry me?

AcutenPetiteGrl said:

Innie.

what's the deal with birthdays? we're all basically doomed anyway.

TaoOfGimp said:

I've just this second become a Jehovah's Witness in honour of Prince, and we don't count birthdays.

TheFrog said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

As funny as you are, DOOK, I prefer something with a vagina. Sorry.

Anxiety said:

True. I guess it gives us an excuse to be totally self-centred for one day a year.

Who wrote and performed the song "Machine Gun?"

crazyhorse said:

Not a clue. Please enlighten me so that I will gain some additional knowledge this year.

okay fellow aries ...

so whats your moon sign ?















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Do you dance naked in front of the mirror?

Ace said:

Ace said:

Ace said:

Jimi Hendrix and a Band of Gypsys

Are you friend with the Harajuku girls?

Machaela said:

Not a clue.

AcutenPetiteGrl said:

I have on occasion (usually after a workout).

will you PLEASE marry dook?

it would make my life a lot easier, to be really honest.

AcutenPetiteGrl said:

I was, but Gwen Stefani has made that so unfashionable that I ditched them.

lollyp0p said:

ok, i'll give you that one.

but i win next time.

Anxiety said:

If DOOK will become a hot woman with a pop culture obsession and a size-6-or-less body, it's a done deal.

Ace said:

my parents must have lied. i must have been an April baby.

Ace said:

well, he's got a box full of recipes, a thong, and a song in his heart. i guess that's not enough?

TheFrog said:

I'm supprised you had to ask, first hand experience and all