Since im not in the mood to make threads and entertain tonight I thought I would show some reruns....I decided to repost the songs from the original thread created by some very creative orgers here. The rules were redo a Prince song about the org or an orger.... So here they are in the order they were posted and who made them...Enjoy...


Original song- America
My version- Moderator

Another orger flamed you twice
making threats not being nice
Another one calling you dirty words
But after they get done with ya, banned will be the only word thats heard

oh moderator
oh moderator
Prince shed his grace on thee
oh moderator
oh moderator
keeping the org nice and clean

Heard another orger in a rage
Causing more drama than Pook in his cage
Always complaining about the site and it's threads
But you don't like it go to Housequake instead!

oh moderator
oh moderator
Prince shed his grace on thee
oh moderator
oh moderator
keeping the org nice and clean

Be respectful
Don't flame
May have to ban you
Terminate!


Joe orger never agreed to forum rules
Said he didn't need em, said it wasn't cool
Can't use his name cause Mods have locked it down
Now Joe has to make another account

oh moderator
oh moderator
Prince shed his grace on thee
oh moderator
oh moderator
keeping the org nice and clean


Say it one more time now

oh moderator
oh moderator
Prince shed his grace on thee
oh moderator
oh moderator
keeping the org nice and clean

Breakdown!

Banned! Banned! Banned! Banned!
And Anxiety says Banned!

Oh lawd

Banned! Banned! Banned! Banned!
And Anxiety says Banned!







Original song- Pop Life
My Version- Org Life


Org Life

Whats the matter with your org life?
No apreciation threads bringing you down?
Some orger you like jerking you round?
Did they send your link to free Prince music to someone elses notebox? Tell me....

What a matter with your online world
Was the orger you liked a boy and you thought it was a girl?
Posting a picture and your hair ain't got no curl? (no curl)
Life here ain't always funky unless its got that pop

Org life
Everybody needs a thrill
org life
We all got time to kill
org life
Everybody can't be on top
org life
Life here ain't always funky unless its got that pop

Dig it...

Whats that thread your making over there?
Is anyone gonna even care?
Can't get popular and say you just don't care
Show me an orger who says that and gets listed in a thread, and I'll show you an orger who cares...

Org life
Everybody needs a thrill
org life
We all got time to kill
org life
Everybody can't be on top
org life
Life here ain't always funky unless its got that pop

Dig it...

ohhhhh whoooaa oohhh

Now you don't wanna post
Is that the way it's gonna go? (Is that the way it's gonna go)
Your dissapointment and bitterness flows
But remember this....
It's only a online chatroom so quit acting like a little ho....

Dig it...

Org life
Everybody needs a thrill
org life
We all got time to kill
org life
Everybody can't be on top
org life
Life here ain't always funky unless its got that

Darling Starkitty

I knew a girl named Kitty, I guess U could say she was a chat fiend
I met her in the General Discussion lobby looking pretty and sorta mean
She said, "What the fuck are you looking at!?!"
With that attitude I couldnt resist watching little Kitty grind



She made a poetry thread and I just couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many big words, a dictionary I had to buy
She said, "Write a poem in your own words....."
The lights in my brain went out and Kitty started 2 grind

Ow, Kitty!



The monitor started spinning or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell U what poem she wrote, but me brain will never be the same
Fuck with her she will kick your behind, oh, she'll show U no mercy
And that forehead she'll sho'nuff, put her foot and grind

Darlin' Kittayyyy, ouuuuchhhh!



Got on the org the next morning, Kitty wasn't there
I looked all over, all I found was a Orgnote waiting there
It said, "You fuck my thread up one more time....."
Your forehead aint the only thing I'll grind!

Yeah, Kitty, oh!
Oh, come back Kitty, come back!
Your dirty little Sinister wanna grind, grind, grind, ...!












By Subhuman-


Prozac and Squirrels (Diamonds and Pearls):

For Zelaira

This will be the night, that you give your final fright
Then maybe you will go away
I guess I'm just here too
Don't know what to do
Now tell me who you're gonna screw

Chorus:

If I gave you Prozac and Squirrels
Would you not mention your love for ass pearls?
If I could, I'd ban you myself
But all I can do is just roll my eyes in disgust.

I know you claim you're tight
But damn girl that ain't right,
Why can't you just go play outside.

Am I just posting spam?
Is it my master plan
'Cause I understand that you've been posting again

(Chorus)

P to the R to the O to the Z to the A to the Z
to the Squirrels on drugs.

(repeat ad nauseam)

Are you just a mime
Running out of time
Too outspoken to keep your drawers on right

'Cause you're bout to find
My lunch ain't tastin' right
You been doing this every night

(Chorus)










By Anxiety-

to the tune of "BAMBI".....



I knew from the start
That I loathed U with all my heart
But U were untrue
U had another account and it smelled just like U

Althom, can't U understand?
Althom, U're better when U're BANNED!!!

It's so hard 2 believe
Maybe it's because U're so dumb
Or maybe I'm just 2 naive
Who's 2 say, maybe Ure nuts are really numb

Althom, can't U understand?
Althom, U're better when U're BANNED!!!... ow!

All Ur stenches, they smell like poo poo
But they can only do the things that U do
Go on stinky, and talk to the hand
I'm gonna show U what it's like 2 be banned by a man

Althom, let me tell U what
Althom, U need a boot stuck in Ur butt

Yeah!

Original song- Love Bizarre
My version- Thread Bizarre


Prince is like the moon above
and shines down upon our skin

I would lick the sweat of Prince's nipples like they were M&M's
I bet Prince's man milk tastes just like sour cream
Have you ever masturbated to Gold in the back of a Dairy Queen?

That's what we want
we all want a Thread bizarre
That's what we want
we all want a Thread bizarre

Ever made strawberry Funyons
ate them and became horny at the zoo?

Prince is so fine I'd lick his bunyons
and bathe in his man goo

Ever swallow a penis and laugh when Craig Kilborn tells a joke?
If Prince ate bad tofu...
would that make you use a dildo on a boat?

That's what we want
we all want a thread bizarre

Prince is like the moon above
and shines down upon our skin

I would lick the sweat of Prince's nipples like they were M&M's
I bet Prince's man milk tastes just like sour cream
Have you ever masturbated to Gold in the back of a Dairy Queen?

That's what we want
we all want a Thread bizarre
That's what we want
we all want a Thread bizarre








Original song-Alphabet St.
My version- P&R St.


No!

I'm going down 2 P&R Street
I'm gonna scold each conservative I meet
I'm gonna talk so liberal
They will hate me from my head 2 my feet

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yes they will
Yeah, yeah, yeah (Yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm gonna bash somebody's religion today (Somebody's religion today)
A black jew or a white muslim don't matter it's ok
I'm gonna talk about abortion
And racism in.....Tennessee

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Tennessee
Yeah, yeah, yeah, racism!

Excuse me, baby
I don't mean 2 be rude
But your political views suck, And your religion does too
So if U don't like(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Well I don't.....Umm....give a fuck!

Yeah, yeah, yeah...I don't?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah (No no I dont I don't)

Im always right,right, right, and that's the only way
So forget your stupid comments and hear what I got to say
If everyone thought like me it'd be a better day

Yeah, yeah, yeah, better days
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's O-O-K
Yeah, yeah, yeah

My way of thinking is the only way
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Cat, we need U 2 rap
Cat, we need U 2 rap
Don't give 2 us slow
Cause we know U know
The P&R flow
Gotta gotta gotta go!

Talk 2 me orger
Come on tell me what U think
Did they tell you somebody's military service is a fake?
So you saw it on the news? Did they tell u all?
Do you believe in religion? Whats your faith called?
Your sides never wrong
For you that feeling lasts 4-ever
Can't really back info up
So you try to say something clever
Your just making enemies
Like U knew U would
And people calling you an ass
Like you know they should
People calling you an ass like you know they should
Now run and tell your Politician about that!

And while U're at it tell your Religion about this

Yeah-yeah

Put your intolerance down or u might get shot

No! (Yeah, yeah)

Put your intolerance down or u might get shot
Put your intolerance down or u might get shot
Put your intolerance down or u might get shot
Put your intolerance down...





By AsylumUtopia-



Thread (to the tune of Head)

I remember when I signed on, baby
U were on you're way to u're bed
The Org was such a crazy thing
I loved the things I saw The things I read
And I was so non-chalant
I didn't want you to be mis-led
But I've gotta have u, baby
I got to have you on my thread
And you said
"But I am just a newbie And I'm on my way to my bed
But you're such a host
With every post,
I'll join your Thread
Til it's climbing up
Thread
Til you post enough
Thread
Til everything is said
Until the thread is dead
Thread
U know you're good, girl
U think before you write it down
U wouldn't have stopped
But I, I said stuff to make you frown
And you said, "I must confess,
I'm sick of this mess, I'm off to bed."
Windows XP jammed, you fool,
U orgnoted me instead
Now morning, noon, and night
I give u
Thread
Til it's climbing up
Thread
Til you post enough
Thread
Til everything is said
Until the thread is dead
Thread
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Thread, Thread, Thread, oh, Thread, oh
Thread
Til it's climbing up
Thread
Til you post enough
Thread
Til everything is said
Thread
Until the thread is dead
Thread, Thread, Thread
(Ooh, baby, no)
Thread, Thread
Ooh, Thread Thread
(U said I could)
Thread
Thread

Fucking Brilliant

TheRealFiness said:

now THERE is my Sin baby

By AsylumUtopia-


Gotta Dying Thread Again (to the tune of Gotta Broken Heart Again)


I've gotta dying thread again
Cuz you're all supposed to click on it
You see you stole my thunder away from me
And now I'm just as sick as I can be
I've gotta dying thread again
And I ain't got no more time to spend
You see I spent it all writing a vile diatribe
Begging you to please orgnote, yeah, yeah
Ah, yeah
It doesn't matter what you do
You can't stop, ah, choosing other threads
The little things you read
About things people do in bed
Oh baby, I can't get you into my thread
Oh, oh, gotta dying thread again, yeah
This time it's serious
It fell straight to the end
Cuz once it's gone from the first page
There ain't nothing, nothing left to say






By Sweeny-

Original song- Dream Factory
My version- Org's GD


This is what it's like in the Org’s GD!

Org stardom ain't all it seems
Don't get 2 serious, it's just dream
Don't forget your notes, they're all U've got

Listen 2 the story of an orger I am not

Posting all night, hangin' out
On the boards more than I be at home
I’ll post a song 2 wipe away my doubts
But a lyric can't cure my bein' alone
Notes and messenger chat, go straight 2 my brain
Put me under false impressions, hide all my pain
Somebody help me, I'm losing control

This is what it's like in the Org’s GD, oh!

Everybody got the sexy avies (Hey Lordy)
But nobody know the truth
Your buddy list will help U make it in a forum(Everybody)
Where there ain't no love, ain't no love

Dig...
A man wrote a note 2 me, smile in the subject line
He told me I was a star
So I'm leavin my friends much 2 their surprise
I can't live up 2 the pictures that I post
Ah somebody help me, I'm losing control (Ow!)

I guess I'm just a sucker in the Org’s GD, oh!


Do U wanna orgnote?
Do wanna chat?
How about a phone call?


This is what it's like in the Org’s GD, oh!

Ow! Yeah
Up a little bit
Org’s Gd, oh
Post all night, lurk all the time, I said "Uh"
Do U wanna post?
I can't make up my mind
How about a false impression?
I can't seem 2 live without posting no pictures
Somebody got 2 help me!
Just a sucker
I'm losing control
Just a sucker
I guess I'm just a sucker in the Org’s GD, oh!

(Just a sucker, motherfucker!)









Original Version- The sex of it
My version - The sex of it (different lyrics same name)

Doo doo doo
Doo doo doo

You say you want simplicity you don't like your threads complex
So my suggestion to you is to write one about sex
The Thrills of it
The Chills of it
The Spills of it
Just write a thread about sex
The sex of it
The sex of it

Either a thread about doggystyle or what it is that gets you off
A 69 or oral sex or being on the bottom or the top
You say you want simplicity you don't like your threads complex
So my suggestion to you is to write one about sex
The Thrills of it
The Chills of it
The Spills of it
Baby
Baby
Just write a thread about sex
Just write a thread about sex
The sex of it
The sex of it

whoa!

Don't write about anal....
I told you not to write about anal!!!

The sex of it
The sex of it

To make you understand that's all I know how to do
I can't write about movies or what's in the news
I write about something everyone does and you know it's a hit
So come chat a bit

The Thrills of it
The Chills of it
The Spills of it
Just write a thread about sex
The sex of it
The sex of it

oh my GOD.

Original-Hello
My Version- Hello


Hello
Hello

I told myself I wasn't gonna ever post
I'd rather lurk around instead
It was ok and everything was cool
Until I made an introduction thread
Hello (intro thread)
Hello
Hello
Hi my name Dre and Im here to make some friends
I live in Phoenix and I drive a crappy car
No "How you doing" Or "Nice to meet you"
Just up yours biatch welcome to the org! (org)
They call themselves cool but I call them mean
I guess im used to seeing them around
And Orgers by nature are very nice
But some of them act like Assclowns
Im not afraid (don't be afraid to post)
Cause there are some pretty nice folks (some nice folks)
I post when I want and make threads
About who and whatever I want
And I don't care and that's for sure

Im against assclown orgers my record stands tall
But there are so many of em in this forum
I will do what I can, but if you newbies don't understand
Just know your friend list will grow
And a newbie introducing themselves will go
Hello
Hello (everybody)

You should be nice to newbies
No need to be rude
A simple hello will do
Just remember you were once new
Be nice cause nice is cool
Why can't everyone be like Natisse
She is so nice to you

I know I only make threads for my own amusement
And I don't care what you think of me
Call me a fraud or an uncaring wretch
My name is Dre and the person I only aim to please is me
Not you and yours but myself and mine
Is this thread cool enough?
It's a cool Thread
A cool Thread
See Threads are like shows they are just entertainment
I wish your were entertained
but your hating right now so you are not entertained
Some threads are not definetly not entertaining
Some are weapons and tools of destruction with every word they put down
What would life be with boring or hateful threads around?
Come now isn't life on the org a little better with threads that are cool?







Original- 1999
My version- 4:59


Don't worry
I won't fire you
I only want you to get back to work


I was working when I wrote this forgive me if the spellings bad
But I thought my boss was coming so I had to write it fast
My company had a meeting with employees from everywhere
Talking about business deals and projects you know I didn't even care

Cuz they say 1:00pm lunch is over oops out of time
but Im gonna be on the org until I leave at 4:59

I was working when I wrote this and my boss can just kiss my ass
Cause Im chilling in the chat room and Im just having a blast
Some flamed somebody and they are getting ready to fight!
Later on there's a meetup and I might be there tonight (YEAH)

they say at 1:00pm lunch is over oops out of time
but Im gonna be on the org until I leave at 4:59 (yeah yeah)

Let tell you something....

If your question is not important don't bother me at all
Im giving this orger my number and maybe they'll give me a call
There is always work to do so I never have time to play (awww)
But I just say screw it! And post my life away! (whoaa whoaa)

they say at 1:00pm lunch is over oops out of time (you ran outta time)
but Im gonna be on the org until I leave at 4:59 (yeah yeah)

sing it one more time!

they say 1:00pm lunch is over oops out of time (no no no)
but Im gonna be on the org until I leave at 4:59 (yeah yeah)

Alright 4:59
4:59
4:59

Don't ya wanna post? We can work any old day...I don't want to work I rather post my day away. Listen to im trying to say....Everybody! Everybody say

Posting! Come on now you say
Posting! Thats right everybody say
Posting! Make a song dedication ya'll
Posting! Post you favorite prince song ya'll
Posting! What you favorite movie huh?
Posting! Lets talk some politics now

come on! come on you say
Posting! Everybody
Posting! Burn your job to the ground
Got a thread about to catch fire and it's ready to roar! yiiiieeeee ohhh

Um excuse me? Why isn't any of this work done?
Um excuse me? Why isn't any of this work done?









This one is about the Frog
Original-Bob George
My version- Frog George



Let me see ya dance

You got orgnote huh?
Thats nice
who sent it?
Yeah right
Your talking to English muthafucker again!
You know who im talking about
That slick back orger who's always fucking around
Don't try to play me for yesterdays fool!
Cause I'll have your ass banned into the middle of next week!
Sorry baby those the rules
I run things in this raggity muthafucka
All you do is use up orgnotes and replies
say what? Oh yeah
For someone who don't like appreciation threads you sure want me to make enough of them muthafuckas!
Who made you that avatar? Yeah right! Since when did you start getting your own avatar?
You seeing that english muthafucka again! What's his name?
Frog!? Frog...ain't that a bitch!
Who does he hangout with on the org?
Subhuman?! Ain't that a bitch! That crazy muthafucka with all the penguins?
Who do I look like baby? Yesterdays fool?! Don't you know I will ban you now!?!
You fucking right! I know some mods...
I got the mods name and password you think I don't?
Oh you quiet now....
Umm hmm
Calm down? Yeah right....Shit Im about to get loud!
Now get out the chat room and go dedicate that song to me that I like....
No no the U2 song
Frog! Ain't that a bitch!
Frog! If your out there....let me see ya dance....they said you was funky...

Ain't that a bitch....Frog!

Log out of the moderators account I'll ban your ass! this is your last warning! You think I won't?! Oh shit the fuckers gonna ban us! Lets get the hell out of here!

(Org pop)

Frog are you there? Frog? This is your conscience muthafucka! Why don't you leave muthafucka's alone! Why can't we just post? Why can't we just post!? No fuck that! Fuck that! Im talking about you! Im talking about you! Your little almond shaped head ass! Who the fuck do you think this is?

I'll kick your ass! Twice!
Frog if your out there....let me see ya dance...
They said you was funky

F.R.O.G spell the shit backwards spells some crazy ass shit!

Frog! Ain't that a bitch!

By Asylum utopia-

Around The Org In a Day


Open Explorer, open the org
It is online all day
A wonderful place where we whine
And addiction is all we pay

Around the org in a day
Around the org in a day

Org note
P&R already knows U
There ain't no reason 2 stay
Come here look at this thread, I'll show U
I think this one will make your day, y'all

Around the org in a day
(orgpops are down, again)
Around the org in a day
(all the newbies get it now)

ooh-la-la
ooh-la-la-la-la-la-la
no-ava-tar
no flaming
no flaming
no - no flaming

The search function will escort U
2 threads you want to find
Emoticons are red, white, and blue
Some of them are purple, come on and whine

Around the org in a day
Around the org in a day
come on, post
Around the org in a day
Say orgers, I think I wanna flame

(flamers they get banned)

Around the org in a day
Around the org in a day
all the little orgers, all around the world
Around the org in a day

A website of love of music boundless in its addictive power
a gyration of fams, the commotion, sharing insanities, and little orgnote flowers






Original- All the critics love you in New York
My version- All the cliques ignore you on the org



U can make a thread if U want 2 -- All the cliques ignore U on the org
Even if your thread is really neat, To them your obsolete -- on the org
U say what U want 2, it doesn't matter -- on the org
U could show a pic of your new freshly cut hair, It's not like they'd care -- on the org

All The cliques ignore U on the org

Why U can dedicate any song U want 2 -- All The cliques ignore U on the org
They won't say thats good or yeah that's very sweet -- on the org
Bitterness and more is all u're headed 4 -- but don't show it
The reason that you're cool
is 'cuz you don't care about them fools, and now they know it

All The cliques ignore U on the org

U can give a fuck if U want 2 -- All The cliques ignore U on the org
U can give a fuck if U want 2 -- All The cliques ignore U on the org
All The cliques ignore you, All The cliques ignore you
All The cliques ignore on the org

It's time 4 a new direction
It's time 4 mafia's 2 die
6th day of October
The clique's are riding high

Don't give up -- I'll still talk 2 U

All The cliques ignore U on the org
All The cliques ignore U on the org
All The cliques ignore U , All The cliques ignore U
All The cliques ignore U on the org

ignored by another clique, really don't give a shit
ignored by another clique, really don't give a shit
ignored by another clique, really don't give a shit
ignored by another clique, really don't give a shit

([fucked me over])

All The cliques ignore U, All The cliques ignore U
All The cliques ignore U on the org

Whaddayou lookin' at, punks?
Look out all U bitches, U ain't better than me
It ain't about the cliques', just your personality -- turn it up

U can give a fuck if U want 2

All The cliques ignore U on the org

All The cliques ignore U on the org

(Yes, we're certain of it, they are definitely not paying attention to me)

All The cliques ignore U on the org
It's your loss your bitches!

by Asylum Utopia-

If I Was Your Orgfriend


"Look at the arguments over here, orgers..."

If I was your orgfriend
Would U remember 2 orgnote me all the things U forgot
When I was online?
Hey, when I was online
If I was your org buddy
Would U let me correct U and spell all the words
That you my org friend can’t
Oh my org friend can’t

If I was your orgfriend
If I was your orgfriend

If I was your orgfriend
Would U let me spell check
I mean, help U pick out the mistakes
Before you hit “Post”
Not that you're helpless
But sometimes, sometimes
Those are the things that bein' able to spell’s about
If this was your one and only account
Would U orgnote me if somebody flamed U
Even if that somebody was me?
Sometimes I org pop on how happy we could be
Please

If I was your orgfriend
If I was your orgfriend

Would U let me ruin your thread
Could I make U an avatar sometime
Or then, could we just hang out, I mean
Could we go 2 P&R and cry together
Cuz 2 me baby that would be so fine

If I was your orgfriend
Baby can I check U
I mean, help U pick lower case
Because you often shout
(If I was your orgfriend)
Listen orger, I ain't sayin you're clueless
But sometimes, sometimes
Those are the things that bein' a buddy’s about (grammar)

Orger do U know where I'm posting from this evening? (spelling)
Maybe U think I'm being
Anally retentive (if I was your orgfriend)
But I, I said I want 2 teach (grammar)
you all the words U cannot spell (spelling)
Surely, surely U can see (if I was your orgfriend)
{{title repeated in background}}
Is it really necessary 4 me 2 sign out of the org
just because U wanna confess?
I mean, we don't have 2 make threads to have a chat
And then, we don't have 2 org note 2 have an argument
Your spelling's what I'm all about
Can U spell yet?
I'll show U
Why not?
U can think it's because I'm your friend I'll do it 4 U
Of course I'll spell check your thread for U!
And when it’s correct, what shall I do?
How can I make U use the spell check tool?
Can't U just proof read?
If I was your orgfriend U would
Oh, yeah, I think so
Listen, 4 U’re sake I would rewrite your threads
Would that help you out?
Then tell me what will!
If I was your orgfriend, would U tell me?
Would U let me change your avatar then?
Would U let me give U a dictionary?
Would U let me correct U so much U'd spit and cry
And would U, would U let me change U’re signature
You know down there where it counts
I'll do it so good I swear I'll change every word
And then I'll teach you when to use there and their
And two and too and together we'll stare at the dictionary
And we'll try 2 imagine what it looks like
Yeah, we'll try 2 imagine what, what correct spelling looks like
Yeah, we'll try 2 imagine what correct spelling looks like
Yeah, we'll try…










Original- Chocolate
My version- Man Whore


Ahhh! (too funky)

Everytime when Im out on a thread
Most people are posting but I flirt instead
Then you called me a cyber pimp
But I noticed you waited till I was gone! What a little wimp! (Damn!)
Manwhore (uhh why you calling me)
Manwhore (what you call me that for?)
Manwhore (Don't call me that!)
Manwhore (Don't call me that no more!)

Everynight when I see Sweeny on
I take her to the chat where we can be alone
Now I ain't trying to brag baby....but if I ever get you outta them clothes...
I'll work that body so hard and you know I'll curl them toes! (lookout!)

Manwhore (uhh why you calling me)
Manwhore (what you call me that for?)
Manwhore (Oh lawd! Don't call me that!)
Don't call me that no more!
Manwhore (Manwhore?)
Manwhore (Giggalo?)
Manwhore (Backoff!)
Don't call me that no more!

(Come on now!)
(Yessss) (Listen to me now....)

When Im flirting Im telling you
about doing all the nasty things I want to do
I'd make it so nice you know I could
Wouldn't you like me to luv ya? Baby im sure you would

Manwhore (Ahhh!)
Manwhore (what you call me that for?)
Manwhore (Oh lawd!)
Manwhore (Don't call me that!)
Manwhore (Watchout!)
Manwhore (Don't call me that no more!)

Oh MsSmartypants whats the problem?
Why don't you like me?
You don't like me flirting with women
I do it so well....
Do you want to see my tootsie roll

Chocolate boy wonder.....Sexy thang....Ladies love me...all night and day....

Ahhh!

NWF play your guitar... I got a fever and the only cure is tapping on this cowbell!

Give me some girls Uhh!
Give me some girls Uhh!
Give me some girls Uhh!
Girls! Uhh!

Manwhore (Oh nasty!)
Manwhore (what you call me that for?)
Manwhore (Oh lawd!)
Manwhore (Don't call me that!)
Manwhore (Have no fear I make a good PB&J come get some!)
Manwhore (Ahhh! Don't call me that no more!)

Ahhh!

Listen to me now! Chocolate boy wonder.....Sexy thang....Can't nobody fuck with me! Im the man! Lookout!

Ahhh!

NWF you gotta step on the gas we gotta get the hell outta here!

Manwhore
Manwhore
Manwhore

Nesseone,AGCM,Kdowney,Redfeathers,Lollypop,Lillith,Psycodelicide I'll flirt with whoever I want to ya'll can't stop me!

Too cool.....Sexy....Im sexy...sexy to the bone...whatcha gonna do with me? When were all alone? Lookout!
















Original- Movie Star
My version- Org Superstar

Let's see, Lyric to dedicate - check
Thread topic - check
New Profile picture - double check!
I'ma get some serious attention 2night, think I ain't?
Let's see, if I tell MrJoker and Subhuman 2 meet me 11 then I creep at 10
That'll give me an hour of free reign
Mo' drawers (Mo' drawers)

9:30 - Logging on
I had a couple sips of wine
ohhhh! - I swear 2 God
My profile pic was lookin fine
Everybody at the org freaked
When I posted my first picture of me
They said - "Ooh, it's good 2 see ya"
I said - "Oh, it's good 2 be seen
U know what I mean?"

Tell U what's good
It's a good thing we can lurk cause I got people orgnoting me like crazy!

Next time I won't wear that tank top when I take my next profile picture....

I wonder how they got emoticons in the orgnotes now?
Man, this ain't like them chatrooms I used 2 go 2
That's alright, I'm still so fresh and so clean

2night, hey, I'm a Org Superstar!
I see myself on my monitor screen, huh
2night, it don't matter who U are
I'm the only star on the scene
U know what I mean?

Man, I hate makin' threads
But I like them views, think I don't? Hmph

Check me out
I just post in a thread, don't even look at the topic
Just start posting whatever I want
Start flirting with whoever is there
Boy or girl - it don't matter no more, I'm hot!
Ha, ha, ha – shit
Joker was right
Im Bold....Lawd

Ouch! Ha, ha
Baby, do U want me, do U want me, want me to make you a thread?

2night, I'm a Org Superstar
I see myself up on my monitor screen
2night, it don't matter
I'm the star on the scene
Ouch!

MrJoker was right
They thread I made caught fire quick, people loved it
Baby, I was poppin'
Dedicated one song, wrote something funny, made another thread
Came up, looked around, the joint was hoppin'
Hoppin'! The joint was hoppin'!
Somebody say "Org Superstar!"

So check it out, U wanna chat?

Are U some sort of photo whore or whatever U call it?

Oh wow, that's dog

What? Speak up, I can't hear you over all that B.S

Maybe U can hear this? (shows her a picture of himself)

Am I supposed 2 be impressed?

That's right, Im a sexy man
Check it out, baby
U wanna chat now?

Maybe next time

Yeah right, chatroom is not big enough, you big assclown

Ooh, the mix, Im all in the mix
Ooh baby, I like that, but the kid gonna show U a few tricks
Can I chat with U?

Baby, let's creep to Yahoo messenger, I had enough of this action
Org people, in this thread
Give everybody here a dedication or somethin'
Man, I don't care
I got time 2 kill, Im cute and my threads are thumpin'
Yo baby, make me an apreciation thread

"Yo baby" my behind, Im not making you no threads!

Say Org Peeps, can I get a appreciation thread?
No?! As much joy as I have brought to this nasty joint?
U need 2 be slapped!
Darlin', shall we leave now?
Go 2 Hades, punks!

So U like my yahoo chat backround?
It's not my favorite color, but it's ok
Say, how long you been on the org?

What's the biggest chatroom U've ever been in?

So, who's your favorite Prince band member?
Wendy? Lisa? Dr Fink?
Sheila E still makes me horny
Tony M still makes me want 2 go to the bathroom to shit
I really liked the Lovesexy band personally, have you seen them live?
Umm you didn't just log off did you?
Oh wow, that's dog!

Original- Partyup
My version- Jack the Thread


I don't give a damn!
About your topic man
Jack the thread
Jack the thread
Got to jack the thread

Good or bad
Your topics just a drag
Jack the thread!
Jack the thread
Got to, got to, got to jack the thread

Jack it!
Got to jack it now babe

This boring thread and has got to go
Going to spice it up babe (whooo ooo)
How you gonna make a thread this boring I don't even know

This thread is bad
And I want to laugh
Jack the thread
Jack the thread
Got to jack the thread

This topic's a snore
and such a fucking bore
Jack the thread
Jack the thread
Got to, got to, got to jack the thread

Jack it! (uh uh)
Got to jack it now babe (ohh ohh)

Its all about the subject line
Going to spice it up babe (whooo ooo)
Im not gonna post if its boring all the damn time!

Jack the thread
Jack the thread
Got to jack the thread

Just because you decided to post a thread about your day
And the what your boss had to say
Or about what toothpaste you use
Should we hear such boring abuse?


This boring thread and has got to go

Jack the thread
Jack the thread
Got to jack the thread (x's 5)


You gonna have to make these threads less of a bore
Cause we don't wanna jack no more
You gonna have to make these threads less of a bore
Cause we don't wanna jack no more
You gonna have to make these threads less of a bore
Cause we don't wanna jack no more
Cause we don't wanna jack no more
Cause we don't wanna jack no MORE!
















Original- Purple Rain
My version- You got flamed


I never really meant 2 call u an dumbfuck
I really meant 2 call u a piece of shit instead
I only want 2 see you in pain your fucking bastard
I only wanted 2 see your bitch ass get flamed

You got flamed, You got flamed
You got flamed, You got flamed
You got flamed, You got flamed

I only wanted 2 see your whore ass getting flamed

I never wanted your ho ass on my thread
I only wish your computer crashed you fuck
You sick fuck, I would never wish you on another
It’s such a shame bitches like you and your momma suck

You got flamed, You got flamed
You got flamed, You got flamed
You got flamed, You got flamed

I only wanted 2 see your whore ass getting flamed

Fucker I know, I know, I know they might ban me
But it’s time everyone knows your a fucking fool
You son of bitch you
U say your a good orger
But u can’t seem to stop being a dick
I think u should take the dick outta your mouth
And let me guide u off my fucking thread

You got flamed, You got flamed
You got flamed, You got flamed

If you know an orger like this here
C’mon raise your hand

You got flamed, You got flamed

I only want 2 see u, only want 2 see u
Off my fucking thread

(begin waving lighters and chanting along with the song....)










Asylum Utopia

And now, my latest offering, originally 'Little Red Corvette'.....



No one read my thread


I guess I shoulda known
By the way I write my R's sideways
That it wouldn't last

See you're the kinda people
That believe in viewin' threads once
Click 'em and leave 'em fast

I guess I must be dumb
'Cuz I had a screen full of orgnotes
Old ones and all of them viewed

But it was Saturday night
I guessed my topic was all right
And I thought what have I got 2 lose?
And honey I say

No one read my thread
Baby you scroll 2 fast
No one read my thread
I need a topic that's gonna last

I guess I shoulda closed my eyes
When I clicked on 2 the place
Marked "Org Photo Gallery"

'Cuz I felt a little ill
When I saw all the pictures
Of Prince in red silk shorts lookin' twee

Believe it or not
I started a thread
About those yellow assless pants

And it was Saturday night
I thought that would make it all right
And U post, "Baby, did U see Prince's ass?"
Oh yeah

No one read my thread
Baby you scroll 2 fast, yes U do
No one read my thread
I need 2 find a topic that's gonna last

A topic like yours (A topic like yours)
Oughta be removed (Oughta be removed)
'Cuz it's on the verge of bein' obscene
('Cuz it's on the verge of bein' obscene)

Move over mods (Move over mods)
Gimme the keys (Gimme the keys)
I'm gonna try 2 lock your thread about love machines
(I'm gonna try 2 lock your thread about love machines)

No one read my thread
Baby you scroll 2 fast
No one read my thread
I need 2 find a topic that's gonna last

Noone read my thread
Honey U got 2 slow down (Got 2 slow down)
Noone read my thread
'Cuz if U don't u gonna run my
Little unread thread right in the ground

(Noone read my thread)
Right down 2 the ground (Honey U got 2 slow down)
U, U, U got 2 slow down (Noone read my thread)
You're clickin' much 2 fast (2 fast)
I need 2 find a topic that's gonna last

Girl, U got an avatar like I never seen
And the sig...
I say the sig is so smooth
Is that avatar a limousine?

Baby you're much 2 fast
No one read my thread
I need a thread, I need a thread that's
That's gonna last
(No one read my thread)
U got 2 slow down (U got 2 slow down)
No one read my thread

'Cuz if U don't, 'cuz if U don't,
U gonna run my thread right into the ground (Right into the ground)
Right into the ground (Right into the ground)
Right into the ground (Right into the ground)

No one read my thread

WOW. Somebody is BORED.

Original- Joy in Repetition
My version- The Org is repetitious

He like to frequent the Prince music and more section
Fams and thangs like 2 hang inside and discuss... obscure Prince topics

Talking 2 no one in particular, someone makes a post "What's your favorite Prince song?"
4 letter words are often heard and most of them spelled wrong
All the fanatics and the Prince groupies always hang inside
Topics vary from "Whats Prince's best album?" to "Do you like Soul Psychodelicide?"
These same threads are created at least 10 times a month when he
walked into this place.
No one seemed to care, That they just listed their favorites album....just yesterday
Another thread is made asking to list your favorite song, over and over again
Is this like that movie Groundhog Day in which Bill Murray kept waking up in the same day
in the same town he was forced to stay in?
I thought just 2 words, and sighed a little in defeat
I mean really what is going on?
4 everytime he went to the section another fam was going off

Did you like the Gold album? What's Musicology's sales??
I miss Prince and Mayte, Why did Vanity bail?
So over and over, They made the same threads til he could take no more, (no more)
He went to the GD secton and Non Prince section and the P&R
In the topics in GD he saw "List your favorite video game"
He only said the words again and it caused him pain (pain, pain, pain)
2 words falling between his lips and the moans of his condition
Being on the org as long as I have you see the Org is repetitious
The Org is repetitious
The Org is repetitious
The Org is repetitious
The Org is repetitious
I said Ban me, Ban me, Thats what I said...
I said Ban me, Ban me.
The Org, Same old topics baby, The Org, why can't we be creative baby
Org, Come on and write a poem baby, The Org is repetitious
Alright, Org is repetitious
Alright, Org is repetitious
Alright, Org is repetitious
Alright, Org, I wish people would participate
Ban me, Org, Ban me, Org, Ban me, Org
Ban me, Ban me, Org, Org, Org is repetitious
Org, Org is repetitious
Org, Org (Ban me) is repetitious
Ban me, Org, Org, Org, Org is repetitious
Org, and I'm gonna say it again, Org, Org, and I'm gonna say it again,
Org, I'd like 2 go way up high and say, BAN ME , Org
I'll say Ban me, Org
Org, Org is repetitious, Org is repetitious
The Orrrrrgggg is repetitioussss











By Subhuman-

Original: 200 Balloons

New and quite possibly improved: 200 Fam Noobs by: subby

Who writes a thread better than 200 Fam Noobs? Nobody! Get to it!

25 to 3 am Org's been moving slow
Postin' bout Lovesexy just so you know
Someone says it's nasty other loves it so
Everybody doesn't know that I'm just on the go

Post with me-
200 Fam Noobs

Firin' up the Org
Every mornin', noon and night
Maybe if I had a life
It wouldn't feel so right

If you read my thread once
You gotta post on it twice
Post some spam
If ya wanna treat me nice

C'mon everybody-
200 Fam Noobs

Everybody's flamin'-post with me!
Post with me! (Just do it!)
Find your emoticon mind
Don't make me tell that story bout your momma

200 Fam Noobs

Orgnote me in the morning
And I'll think you're my new star
I made your post hit fire
Now you're goin' far

C'mon folks
200 Fam Noobs

Chatroom-hell no!
200 Fam Noobs

Post with me!

C'mon and post with me.

Chatroom-hell no!
200 Fam Noobs

Back in 6/04 I joined to put you to the test
Nobody fucks with me-'cause I'm the best
Gonna make you cry
Go find your friends and phone
subby's back to play
You best just come on home

Who writes a thread better than 200 Fam Noobs? Nobody












By Magnificentsynthesizer667-


Constant warning from a mod

There was an orger whom he sent an orgnote 2
Hoping she would answer back now wasn't that a foolhardy
Notion on the part of a sometime lonely poster?
acting out a whim is only good for a warning
from a mod

There was a dame from NPGMC
who instisted that he come there
Then left him for a real fam
from Housequake now isn't
that ashame that sometimes
orging is a waste of time and
leaves you with nothing?
prince.org only seems to buy
a constant warning from a mod

Ooooh Ooh
these stupid lame ass threads are driving me crazy!
My friends all say it's just a phase
but oooh oh
everyday is a flaming day
I'm blinded the daisies in your avatar

There was a woman from australia who made
funny post just like zelaira
how was I too know that she would
have the same avie as you
and have the same sig
the same sig that you do
whenever I would reply to your post
all I get is a constant warning from a mod

OoooOh Oooh
People here are flaming me like crazy!
My friends all say it's just a phase, but oooooh oh
every single day is a flaming day
I'm blind by the daises in your avatar

There was a orger (there was a orger)
whom he sent an orgnote 2 (whom he sent an orgnote 2)
(hoping she would answer back)
she never answered back and now (wasn't that a foolhardy)
he got a warning from a mod.







By Byron-

Original - Call My Name
My Version - Post My Name


Post...post my name
Post...post my name

Saw your post this morning
Calling out my name
It had been so long since I'd seen it
That it really didn't look quite the same, no

But it let me know, that my name
Had never really been posted or seen
Until the day you logged in
Through the New Member screen

And ever since that day
I've never read anyone but you...
And anyone who really knows me
Knows the truth

I just can't stop writing threads about you
I love you so much
I just can't wait to emoticon around you
and feel your touch
If you don't orgnote real soon, baby girl
I might go insane
I know it's only been three hours
But I love it when you post my name...

Read the threads in the P&R forum
People want to stop the war
But if they had a love as sweet as you
They'd forget what they were posting for
What's the matter with the Org today?
Freedom of speech?...Somebody lied
Then can lock my threads
And have my orgNotes read
They'll only see you and me making orglove inside...

I just can't stop writing threads about you
I love you so much
I just can't wait to emoticon around you
and feel your touch
If you don't orgnote real soon, baby girl
I might go insane
I know you only get three screen names
But I love it when you post my name...

Never saw the Org look so lovely
As the night I posted with you on it...
Let me know that I've never seen the Org before
Some may speak of the Org as if it would not crash
But to compare it to beauty like yours
Would be so crass
Nothing you post has edits
That's why your love is real
God forbid, if you orgpopped with another
I'd have to steal your (your password)
I might be tempted to break Org law (break the TOS 'round here)
Because your photos...they make the Org crawl (they slow it down)

I just can't stop writing threads about you
I love you so much
I just can't wait to emoticon around you
and feel your touch
If you don't orgnote real soon, baby girl
I might go insane
I know you already have three warnings
But I love it when you post my name...

By Asylum Utopia-

originally 'Animal Kingdom' :

Prince dot Org

Orgnote from a friend of mine 2day
He was sayin' I should join that bloody club
I told him he was wasting time I say
He'll get no 'donation' from me
The language I use would have me tossed out of it for good

No member of the NPGMC curses, they're mature you see
No member of the NPGMC ever displayed rationality
It's why I don't go to Princefams or Housequake
Don't give me no links please
We're all members of Prince dot Org
Leave the ceasers and desisters in the MC

Prince dot, Prince dot Orgdom {x2}

Who says I should join those swine?
U can bet your final money it damn sure wasn't no friend of mine
What about the fams who are ignored?
Flames in progress, here come the moderator - access no more

No member of the NPGMC curses, they're mature you see
(Curses, fuckin' yeah)
No member of the NPGMC ever displayed rationality
(Ever displayed)
So I don't go to Princefams or Housequake
No funky, purple links please
We're all members of Prince dot Org
Leave the ceasers and desisters in the MC

Prince dot, Prince dot Orgdom {x3}




Welcome 2 The Org

When the threads U read are shite
and far from what they could be
When past threads come back in the future
and sometimes you want to scream
When the lock of a mod
is the only thing on line that will redeem
Welcome, welcome 2 the Org
When the orgnotes U receive command U
2 entertain thee absurd
When U do the moderator unlocks
the squozen thread that you've heard of
When 'Prince is gay' appears before U
Next to 'Does Prince Bark? Yes!', in a word
Welcome, welcome 2 the Org

Every thread's a puzzle and every post a clue
Any post U make can be harmful
So be careful what U do
Welcome, welcome 2 the Org

(Welcome 2 the Org) (Thank U)














Original- Chaos and Disorder
My Version- Bitching and Complaining


(check check,Spelling ok?, cool post it)

(Hey)
(Yeah)

Site complaints...used to be in the site discussion (were moving your topic)
People used to.... give props to Ben (hey thanks for making this site)
Good theads...people kept em going....
And flaming orgers cost U in the end


I'm just a no-name orger
I wish I had nothing 2 say
Looking through my new camcorder
Just trying to post a picture today
Too much whining and bitching, everyday it just some new shit
Bitching and Complaining ruinin' my Org 2day

To say I love Prince used 2 make us happy
Nowadays it means you are a fam (Crazy)
A diference of opinion used to be accepted
(I disagree but your entitled to your own views)
Nowadays everybody wants you and your opinions banned

I'm just a no-name orger
I wish I had nothing 2 say
Looking through my new camcorder
Just trying to post a picture today
Too much whining and bitching, everyday it just some new shit
Bitching and Complaining ruinin' my Org 2day

(Yeah)

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Sex threads used to be entertaining
General Discussion used 2 be fun
Now there is not many good threads
Usually only 1

Too much whining and bitching, everyday it just some new shit
Bitching and Complaining ruinin' my Org 2day

Yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah, yeah, yeah (yeah)

(oh whoa no no no)
(hey)











Original- Gett Off
My Version- Chat Room


There is a place here where you cannot offend or unnerve
Full of people like yourself who ain't been getting served
People that ain't done u know what
In baby who knows how long
Now if talking nasty isn't right
Then all I wanna do is wrong

Chat Room - 23 conversations and some about a 1 night stand
Chat Room - I'll show you my picture so you can see my ass
CHat Room - Where women flirt with women and men flirt with men
Chat Room - If you want to talk dirty baby here I am (here I am)


I had a discussion about jizz the other day
With an orger named Purple Sweat (sweat)
She said told me her fantasy
And how it got her all wet (Wet)
Something about a vibrator
The come cd and a apple pie (???)
What she told me then got me messed up
That I said goodbye

Chat Room - 23 conversations and some about a 1 night stand
Chat Room - I'll show you my picture so you can see my ass
CHat Room - Where women flirt with women and men flirt with men
Chat Room - If you want to talk dirty baby here I am (here I am)


Chat Room (Chat Room)

1 2 3 - Yeah, little cutie, I've been drinkin' (Chat Room)
Scope this, I was just thinkin'
Send me a naked pic, what a ride
If u was wantin' the same
I'll get my camera I left it outside (Chat Room)
Pose with ya body pressed up against your kitchen freezer
I'll strip to my boxers
And show you my little peeter Err I mean my BIG TOY
Lemme show u baby I'm 2 inches from the floor

Everybody show your body
To someone in chat who wants somebody


Chat Room (Chat Room)

So here we-so here we-so here we are, here we are (Ch-Chat Room)
In the chat again
What pic you gonna show me? "Tits"
Ha, girl Ive seen your tits
U better be happy I don't have 3 hands
Cause I'd give those tities 3 thumbs down


Honey them tities is gone
That's alright, I like 'em that way
Remind me of something my Uncle James used to say...

"I like 'em flat"
"Shit I just like 'em alive!"
"Ya gotta have a picture for me"
Now move your big ass in front of that camera
So you can send me that picture, baby
Tonight your a playmate
And I'm Hugh Heffner

Na na na, na na na
(Kick it)

(Chat Room)

(Chat Room)

There is a place here where you cannot offend or unnerve
Full of people like yourself who ain't been getting served
People that ain't done u know what
In baby who knows how long
Now if talking nasty isn't right
Then all I wanna do is wrong

Chat Room - 23 conversations and some about a 1 night stand
Chat Room - I'll show you my picture so you can see my ass
CHat Room - Where women flirt with women and men flirt with men
Chat Room - If you want to talk dirty baby here I am (here I am)


Come on

Chat Room
Chat Room
Chat Room
Chat Room
Chat Room
Chat Room
Chat Room








By Asylum Utopia-

Original - The Future
My version - Your Profile

I’ve seen your profile and it’s tiny
I’ve seen your profile and it sucks
And if there's a picture, I can’t see
I just see a small red x

Seems you need to give your profile some class
Hollywood visits or images of your past
You don’t even tell us your name
Or your age
I’ve seen your profile and it’s tiny

I’ve seen your profile and it’s tiny
I’ve seen your profile and it sucks
And if there's anything there, I can’t see
So I don’t know if you’re a jerk

No Yellow Smileys just a red X
We don’t know if you’d drink seven up
Or would rather drink 6 cans of pepsi
From a Coca Cola paper cup
I don’t understand, I say 2 tough
It's just that I've seen your profile
And boy it's rough

I’ve seen your profile and it’s tiny
I’ve seen your profile and it sucks
And if there's anything there, I can’t see
So I don’t know if you’re a jerk
No, no

I’ve seen your profile and it’s tiny
Wait a minute

A Pretty picture half way down is the rule
Some flash animation or a dumb poem or 2
And you should have some words and colours to make it cool
It says you joined 2 years ago and you say you are new?

I’ve seen your profile and it’s tiny
I’ve seen your profile and it sucks
And if there's anything there, I can’t see
So I don’t know if you’re a jerk

Seems you need to give your profile some class
Hollywood visits or images of your past
You don’t even tell us your name
Or your age
I’ve seen your profile and it’s tiny
I’ve seen your profile and it’s tiny
I’ve seen your profile and it’s tiny

"Think about your signature"

By Subhuman-

Original: Sometimes It Snows In April

Soundtrack Edition: Sometimes His Posts Were Tasteful

subby died soon after a long funk-so he said,
Just after he posted 3 days worth of spam
I guess he'll keep quiet now from the org,
Or maybe it's just another plan
He used to be so funny before post number 4
Those kind of jokes don't show up much anymore
The penguin would never be the same they say,
But sometimes sometimes spam just ain't the way...

Sometimes his posts were tasteful
Most times they're just so bad
Sometimes we wish that we'd just kept the Org closed,
And all good threads they say, never last

Voting time was always my favorite kind of thread,
A time for Orgers getting out their cliques
Now springtime only reminds me of Cherry Limeades
Always drink for Harold, never for who's here
sin would be man whoring unafraid to fly
Froggy and lolly would keep RED just hypnotized
Now if he'd ever post his picture
Maybe then they'd have a reason just to cry

Sometimes his posts were tasteful
Most times they're just so bad
Sometimes we wish that he'd just kept the Org closed,
And all good threads they say, never last

If you see him up in heaven, take away his boarding pass
He's found someone else to drive up the wall
Maybe he's found the answer to how many penguins it takes to kill a mime
Maybe one day he'll be funny again

Sometimes his posts were tasteful
Most times they're just so bad
Sometimes we wish he'd just kept the Org closed,
And all good threads they say, never last

All good threads they say, never last
And the Org, isn't the Org, without the cast










by Subhuman-

Original: The Arms of Orion

Soundtrack Version: The Hooves of Zelaira
(duet by Zelaira and subhuman09)

S Zelaira's legs are wide enough
U 2 hold loaves of bread together
B Although she's on some other planet
B I'd keep the bug zapper on 4 U

Z In the pants of a melting quesadilla
E I'll be with Prince 4 ever (Oh...Prince!)
L Can you validate my parking?
A I think the pizza's here

chorus:
D The hooves of Zelaira that's where I wanna be
U Since U've been gone
E I've been searching for your posts
T In every forum there could ever be
Tell me you still remember me, Zelly

S When I'm bored and stuck at home
U I just post till 7
B My penguin lost his contact again
B Help me look behind the sofa, honey

Z Prince only knows where I am tonight
E Maybe he'll call and tell me
L Till then I'll stay on my purple cloud and wait 4 him
A (I guess the pizza guy got lost)

chorus

D Zelaira's legs are wide enough to close all threads 4 ever
U 2 scare the newbies all away
E The moderators never fail
T 2 keep dental dam stories alive

S Zelaira's mind is wild enough
U 2 scare most folks 4 ever
B Although I'm sure she's not human
B I'd bail her out from jail at least once
You know I'd pay the cab fare

chorus

D The hooves of Zelaira that's where I wanna be
U Whips and chains and dental dams (Damn!)
E Hope the pizza has extra cheese (Hungry)
T Boring without U here, my dear (Zelly)

D The hooves of Zelaira that's where I wanna be
U That's where I wanna be (The hooves of Zelaira)
E That's where I wanna be (The hooves of Zelaira)
T Since U've been taking your medication (Oh babe)
Since U've been postin'
I've been wondering, wondering wondering
Wondering you've been
The hooves of Zelaira (hooves of Zelaira)

That's most of them from the original thread....Please enjoy the re-run....New episodes will be showing Monday same Sin time....Same Sin channel.....

my 'bambi' parody is some of my best work, i must say.

Anxiety said:

(in best valley girl voice)Like totally....

Sinister said:

thanks.

even though it is mildly offensive.

Here's my version of Glam Slam from my profile, that people like so much...

This thing we got it's alive,
It seems to transcend the physical,
One touch and i'm satisfied,
Must be a dream it's so magical,

Glam, Slam, thank you man,
you really make my day,
Glam, Slam, thank you man,
you really make me gay,

I know your ass is too tight,
but i can't seem to get hard enough,
wanna f*ck you every night,
in the back of my brand new car,

Glam, Slam, thank you man,
you really make my day,
Glam, Slam, thank you man,
you really make me gay,

Get the feather, touch my nipple,
make me laugh cuz it tickles... "i don't understand...." "...less talk more f*ck"
Is that a butterly on your skin?
You get the RAID, and...(what rhymes with RAID??)
GLAM SLAEEYAMEEYAMEEYAMEEYAM,
(thank you man)

Moon is gone, sun is here,
"i gotta question, why are you still here?"
GET THAT BUTTERFLY OFF OF YOUR SKIN!!!
GLAAAAAMMMMM SLAAAAAMMMMM

Glam, Slam, than you man,
you really make me gay.....

Sinister said:

I had forgot about those!

Good stuff.



(Yes, even the ones other people did.)