Byron said:

sorry but that cracked me up coming from you

Byron said:

Hey bkw.....what does wank taste like?

Natisse said:

This whole passage above left me quite distressed.

Um, "wank" is beer...right?

Can't be worse than these

Byron said:

you're not serious. are you?

i think its easy to sleep alone .....when its your own choice !!!

danielboon said:

I agree.. I had noooo problems with it

@ the wank vs beer confusion.

TheFrog said:

You haven't been drinking in my local then, cos there is NOTHING funny about the wank they serve up as "beer" in there...

How quaint.

Urgent request for some Testicles to be delivered to one...uh..., "BreddieMercury".

Four would never do.

BreddieMercury said:

I could offer you McMeekle's too?

Does 5 work?

You tell me - what happens next in your fantasy?

Uh...well you and McMeekle disappear, and are replaced by Halle Berry and Kylie.

Easier on the eye but not half as much fun.

Nope, not half as much fun. Way, way more fun, in fact.

Now do you want these testicles, or not?

Nah, you keep 'em. Stick in a jar with the rest of your collection.

Will do!

eikonoklastes said:

Have you two usernames

at this thread, not the inteded thread but what it has become.

I always feel that most Aussie beer is pretty wank, if that helps Byron.

Re sleeping alone, I quite like the week I get every 6 when the bed is All mine. Cant say I'd like it to be perminant though.

PREDOMINANT said:

This thread is too depressing..

REDFEATHERS said:

Please come and sleep with me red

Annastesia22 said:

Are you trying to say I should just go to bed with my other username?

eikonoklastes said:

I love that warm body next to me!

And if I have to sleep alone, that is ok, too!

I hate the whole arm falling asleep from under my partners neck. I also hate the whole snoring thing.

I do miss it though. I was with someone for 8 year. Spooning with him was awesome. Too bad.....