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Reply #60 posted 04/08/05 6:54am

lollyp0p	Muse2NOPharaoh said: lollyp0procks said: I would be lying if i said you ever looked anything other than edible edible as in the nicest gorgeous piece of chocolate cake in the world* Are you talking about Richard or DEX? Richard of course
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Reply #61 posted 04/08/05 6:56am

AzureStarr	Start stocking up on the celery so you can shoot it like Peter North!
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Reply #62 posted 04/08/05 8:10am

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First you need a famous pornstar's name wink

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Reply #63 posted 04/08/05 8:12am

MIGUELGOMEZ	Savannah said: First you need a famous pornstar's name Dex's Midnight Cummer in the new film Cum on Eileen. (get it?) MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #64 posted 04/08/05 10:11am

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AzureStarr said:

Start stocking up on the celery so you can shoot it like Peter North!

Is that his secret? Always wondered about that. I always thought he just saved it up for 2 months biggrin

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Reply #65 posted 04/08/05 10:12am

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Savannah said:

First you need a famous pornstar's name wink

Dex's Midnight Cummer in the new film Cum on Eileen.
(get it?)

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Reply #66 posted 04/08/05 10:49am

Rhondab	DexMSR said: Yeah...check me out soon!! And I want a partner for my films...not just jump from woman to woman, but you have to be very experienced and willing to do anal and multiple partner scenes! Who can handle MarquisDexSade?? I have no response to this.
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Reply #67 posted 04/08/05 11:08am

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

AzureStarr said:

Start stocking up on the celery so you can shoot it like Peter North!

Is that his secret? Always wondered about that. I always thought he just saved it up for 2 months biggrin

I dunno, maybe. But, it is true, or appears to be true based upon tests conducted by myself and others, that if guys eat an entire bunch of celery before engaging in any sexual activity, it will increase the amount of your pearly white gunk by quite a lot. It increases female ejaculate as well, though not in the amount that it does for men.

Trick is, ya can't just eat a stalk or two, ya's gotta eat the entire bunch.

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Reply #68 posted 04/08/05 11:16am

Ace	AzureStarr said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Is that his secret? Always wondered about that. I always thought he just saved it up for 2 months I dunno, maybe. But, it is true, or appears to be true based upon tests conducted by myself Do I dare ask how these tests were conducted?
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Reply #69 posted 04/08/05 11:19am

Ace	Ace said: AzureStarr said: I dunno, maybe. But, it is true, or appears to be true based upon tests conducted by myself Do I dare ask how these tests were conducted? Actually - never mind. OrgNote it to me.
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Reply #70 posted 04/08/05 11:20am

AzureStarr	Ace said: AzureStarr said: I dunno, maybe. But, it is true, or appears to be true based upon tests conducted by myself Do I dare ask how these tests were conducted? Sitting down and eating a bunch of celery and then engaging in sexual activity.
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Reply #71 posted 04/08/05 11:23am

Ace	AzureStarr said: Ace said: Do I dare ask how these tests were conducted? Sitting down and eating a bunch of celery and then engaging in sexual activity. What I mean is, did you use a measuring cup, or was the specimen deposited somewhere else (if the latter, please be as specific as possible ).
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Reply #72 posted 04/08/05 11:23am

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AzureStarr said:

Ace said:

Do I dare ask how these tests were conducted?

Sitting down and eating a bunch of celery and then engaging in sexual activity.

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Wouldn't it be much easier to just put the stalk through a juicer and make a celery smoothie biggrin

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Reply #73 posted 04/08/05 11:24am

Ace	SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: AzureStarr said: Sitting down and eating a bunch of celery and then engaging in sexual activity. Wouldn't it be much easier to just put the stalk through a juicer and make a celery smoothie I like how this man thinks!
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Reply #74 posted 04/08/05 11:24am

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Ace said:

AzureStarr said:

Sitting down and eating a bunch of celery and then engaging in sexual activity.

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What I mean is, did you use a measuring cup, or was the specimen deposited somewhere else (if the latter, please be as specific as possible jerkoff

Where are your hands! no no no!

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Reply #75 posted 04/08/05 11:25am

Ace	SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Ace said: What I mean is, did you use a measuring cup, or was the specimen deposited somewhere else (if the latter, please be as specific as possible ). Where are your hands! My interest in this matter is for purely scientific reasons.
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Reply #76 posted 04/08/05 11:27am

AzureStarr	Ace said: AzureStarr said: Sitting down and eating a bunch of celery and then engaging in sexual activity. What I mean is, did you use a measuring cup, or was the specimen deposited somewhere else (if the latter, please be as specific as possible ). Both were deposited elsewhere. All studies conducted showed that large amounts of celery intake increase it considerably. Pervert!
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Reply #77 posted 04/08/05 11:28am

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

AzureStarr said:

Sitting down and eating a bunch of celery and then engaging in sexual activity.

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Wouldn't it be much easier to just put the stalk through a juicer and make a celery smoothie biggrin

I couldn't drink celery juice alone! It was difficult enough to gag down the entire bunch of it. But, yes, I suppose if you could drink it all, it'd be a helluva lot easier!

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Reply #78 posted 04/08/05 11:30am

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Ace said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Where are your hands! no no no!

My interest in this matter is for purely scientific reasons. shhh

So are mine! jerkoff

Now I know what to feed my babydaddy giggle

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Reply #79 posted 04/08/05 11:31am

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AzureStarr said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Wouldn't it be much easier to just put the stalk through a juicer and make a celery smoothie biggrin

I couldn't drink celery juice alone! It was difficult enough to gag down the entire bunch of it. But, yes, I suppose if you could drink it all, it'd be a helluva lot easier!

are you talking celery or..... giggle

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Reply #80 posted 04/08/05 11:31am

AzureStarr	SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Ace said: My interest in this matter is for purely scientific reasons. So are mine! Now I know what to feed my babydaddy I can just see you arrive home from the market with bags full of bunches of celery!
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Reply #81 posted 04/08/05 11:32am

AzureStarr	SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: AzureStarr said: I couldn't drink celery juice alone! It was difficult enough to gag down the entire bunch of it. But, yes, I suppose if you could drink it all, it'd be a helluva lot easier! are you talking celery or.....
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Reply #82 posted 04/08/05 11:32am

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AzureStarr said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

So are mine! jerkoff

Now I know what to feed my babydaddy giggle

I can just see you arrive home from the market with bags full of bunches of celery!

Honey, I'm thinkin about getting a second job pickin the shit straight from the fields. The fresher the better biggrin

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Reply #83 posted 04/08/05 11:32am

Ace	SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: AzureStarr said: I couldn't drink celery juice alone! It was difficult enough to gag down the entire bunch of it. But, yes, I suppose if you could drink it all, it'd be a helluva lot easier! are you talking celery or.....
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Reply #84 posted 04/08/05 11:37am

AzureStarr	SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: AzureStarr said: I can just see you arrive home from the market with bags full of bunches of celery! Honey, I'm thinkin about getting a second job pickin the shit straight from the fields. The fresher the better . [Edited 4/8/05 11:32am] Ya nut!
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Reply #85 posted 04/08/05 11:39am

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AzureStarr said:

nut!

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Reply #86 posted 04/08/05 11:42am

Ace	SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: AzureStarr said: nut!
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Reply #87 posted 04/08/05 2:33pm

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DexMSR said:

Yeah...check me out soon!! And I want a partner for my films...not just jump from woman to woman, but you have to be very experienced and willing to do anal and multiple partner scenes!

Who can handle MarquisDexSade??

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Reply #88 posted 04/08/05 2:52pm

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