Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Richard of course

Start stocking up on the celery so you can shoot it like Peter North!

First you need a famous pornstar's name

Savannah said:

Dex's Midnight Cummer in the new film Cum on Eileen.
(get it?)

AzureStarr said:

Is that his secret? Always wondered about that. I always thought he just saved it up for 2 months

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

DexMSR said:

I have no response to this.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I dunno, maybe. But, it is true, or appears to be true based upon tests conducted by myself and others, that if guys eat an entire bunch of celery before engaging in any sexual activity, it will increase the amount of your pearly white gunk by quite a lot. It increases female ejaculate as well, though not in the amount that it does for men.

Trick is, ya can't just eat a stalk or two, ya's gotta eat the entire bunch.

AzureStarr said:

Do I dare ask how these tests were conducted?

Ace said:

Actually - never mind. OrgNote it to me.

Ace said:

Sitting down and eating a bunch of celery and then engaging in sexual activity.

AzureStarr said:

What I mean is, did you use a measuring cup, or was the specimen deposited somewhere else (if the latter, please be as specific as possible ).

AzureStarr said:

Wouldn't it be much easier to just put the stalk through a juicer and make a celery smoothie

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I like how this man thinks!

Ace said:

Where are your hands!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

My interest in this matter is for purely scientific reasons.

Ace said:

Both were deposited elsewhere. All studies conducted showed that large amounts of celery intake increase it considerably.

Pervert!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I couldn't drink celery juice alone! It was difficult enough to gag down the entire bunch of it. But, yes, I suppose if you could drink it all, it'd be a helluva lot easier!

Ace said:

So are mine!

Now I know what to feed my babydaddy

AzureStarr said:

are you talking celery or.....

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I can just see you arrive home from the market with bags full of bunches of celery!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

AzureStarr said:

Honey, I'm thinkin about getting a second job pickin the shit straight from the fields. The fresher the better

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Ya nut!

AzureStarr said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

DexMSR said:

Parental
ADVISORY
saddistic orger

welcome to the club man!!

PEJ said:

hey there for our next dinner, we're going to a celery bar Save your appetite