I was just getting off this bus, and I fell off onto the pavement, and I grabbed onto this lady's long coat, and she screamed. Sooooo embarrassing, it's a little funny now. I don't know if I blanked out, but I quickly got up and walked away FAST. There was a group of people there too. Embarassing. It's like there was a gap in my memeory, it happened so fast, I hope I didn't faint or anything, I was wearing a big coat, in this hot weather. The best thing is to laugh about this, because if something embarrasing happens to me I remember it for weeks and I get depressed.

Hey thats bad.

One time I jumped off the bus whilst doors were obviously open and the bus was coming to a stop.I fell pretty badly and twisted my ankle for a week. The bus driver got off the bus and checked to see if I was alright. It was pretty embarrassing.

thesexofit said:

I know the bus driver looked at me, I hope he was thinking,"I hope she's alright".
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glad you're ok.

i shouldn't ever get depressed about embarrassing things - if i did that i'd be the most depressed person on earth.

hope you are ok

I do embarrising things all the time, I just think about the fact i probably made someones day a little brighter if they laughed at me

TheFrog said:

thanks

When I mean embarrasing, I mean things that are not funny at all, and that makes you want to crawl under a rock or never show your face in public again.

to-lolly
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unlucky7 said:

I fell through a chair in a dance show infront of all my friends and family.

My top popped off while i was dancing in a club.....

believe me i understand the crawl under a rock and want to hide

but believe me, it's better to laugh with em





I bet the woman who screamed was embarrised too

maybe i do so many stupid things I'm immune to them

When I was about 18 I was really into karate, and once I was round a girlfriends house fooling around with her younger bruv who was about 12. I was teaching him how to do a roundhouse kick, but rather than turning on the ball of my foot, the carpet decided to grip my foot and so my femur felt obliged to do the turning right on the kneecap. Essentially it felt like someone had gotten a sledge hammer and wacked my knee. I remember screaming like a bitch, while this kid stood there laughing, and I remember hitting the dog several times because it kept licking me in the face. My knee fucking hurt for months, I had to had endoscopies, drainings etc. It was grim. What really embarrassed the hell out of me was that after 4 months on crutches, I'd be hobbling down the street when suddenly my knee would 'lock'. This would feel like someone jabbing a long needle under you knee cap - a pain I'd experienced from having the knee drained. So I'll be in the middle of the high street, my knee would lock (physically lock, half bent) and then I'd let out a yelp and fall sidewards to the ground. This happened several times, and once when I was running across a pedestrian crossing when the pedestrian light was red And I got absolutely no sympathy from those fucking motorists, just horn tooting

Naturally the running joke was that the 12 year old kid had kicked my ass.

I don't do roundhouses anymore, unless I feel nostalgic and decide to watch Best of the Best, or Blood Sport

Taureau said:

:waxonwaxoff:

Taureau said:

wow, that's awful hope your doing ok now

doctormcmeekle said:

:kneeonkneeoff:

Taureau said:

I used to have sexual fantasies about Mr Miyagi!

unlucky7 said:

Hey it was supposed to be funny! I did recover eventually. I might run like a girl but I can just about manage the odd sport these days

doctormcmeekle said:

Did I say that out loud?

Taureau said:

doctormcmeekle said:

I used to have sexual fantasies about the evil Vietnam Veteran

doctormcmeekle said: