self-explanatory, really.

Today, i feel _____, mainly because of _____ and _____.

Yesterday, the _____ was _____ on account of _____ which made me want to _____ and _____.

If I had to describe _____ i'd say _____. Am I being _____ ? Perhaps, but then _____ does make me want to _____

And while you've got a moment, i'll tell you what i want, what i really, really want. - Simply _____. And if I don't get it soon i'm gonna _____ with a _____. Failing that, a _____ will do.

One part of me which I _____ is _____, because of _____ and _____. It makes me laugh when _____ doesn't _____.

And so to the meaning of life, which is _____.

have i ever told you that you worry me sometimes?

I have a hard time being creative today. This will take me a while...

analbolique said:

just today

p0pRocks said:

You make me want to play around with Photoshop!

*thinks carefully.... then decides that NOT filling in the blanks on this occasion would be the best option

analbolique said:

If you want to play around with photo shop, i could do with some help actually

Not on my picture though I suffer enough





*why do i always pick on the wrong ones

p0pRocks said:

what kind of help with photoshop?

Today, i feel happy, mainly because of drugs and alcohol.

Yesterday, the drug was caffine on account of me being tired which made me want to go really hyper and kill.

If I had to describe my life i'd say bollocks. Am I being hard ? Perhaps, but then life does make me want to scream

And while you've got a moment, i'll tell you what i want, what i really, really want. - Simply . And if I don't get it soon i'm gonna :censoered: with a razor . Failing that, a cucumber will do.

One part of me which I adore is my brain, because of my sarcasm and humour. It makes me laugh when Joey doesn't like me.

And so to the meaning of life, which is to die.




can i have an easier one next time please

Another successful "nil points" thread.

p0pRocks said:

thanks lollypl0p.

though, reading your answers, i have to say that you worry me.

RocknRollisalive said:

fuck it, alive.

we can all handle the truth.

Now answer, goddamn it!

crazyhorse said:

well I have this little enduring problem called asianbomb who needs his picture photoshopped onto all kinds of bodys and all kinds of situations so i have amunition when he is mean enough to get me



unfortunatly I am useless with photoshop, and have to wait for very helpful orgers to provide me with my retaliation matierial

TheFrog said:

You're gay????

TheFrog said:

PANDURITO said:

p0pRocks said:

TheFrog said:

...But not 'til lunch.....

And may I be the first to request that said 'blanks' are filled in by thread 'creator' ?


I may.... Thank you

p0pRocks said:

TheFrog said:

I know

RocknRollisalive said:

Today, i feel ill, mainly because of another infection and having to come to fucking work anyway .

Yesterday, the toilet in my house was, uh, not particularly pleasant on account of it never having been cleaned which made me want to retch and celebrate at the same time.

If I had to describe cheese i'd say it was tasty but smelly. Am I being a twat ? Perhaps, but then my personality does make me want to be a twat.

And while you've got a moment, i'll tell you what i want, what i really, really want. - Simply Red. And if I don't get it soon i'm gonna "fall from the stars, straight into your arms..." with a chainsaw. Failing that, a fuck will do.

One part of me which I like is , because of the way it jiggles and jingles. It makes me laugh when it doesn't go in the right place.

And so to the meaning of life, which is Kylie.

Today, i feel LAZY, mainly because of LAZINESS and BONE-IDLENESS.

Yesterday, the CURRY was LATE on account of THE WAITER BEING A BIT BACKWARDS which made me want to GET UP and FETCH MY OWN GODDAMN FOOD MYSELF YOU IDLE FUCKER.

If I had to describe ELEPHANTS i'd say "GREY AND RATHER LARGE". Am I being LLAMA-IST ? Perhaps, but then NATURAL URGES do make me want to PUNCH LLAMAS IN THEIR SMUG, SPITTING FACES
And while you've got a moment, i'll tell you what i want, what i really, really want. - Simply RED, DEAD AND TORN TO PIECES. And if I don't get it soon i'm gonna DO IT MYSELF with a BLUNT, RUSTY PAIR OF SECATEURS. Failing that, a PENKNIFE will do.

One part of me which I DETEST is MY EARS, because of SIMPLY RED and THEIR SHIT MUSIC. It makes me laugh when MICK HUCKNALL doesn't REGAIN CONSCIOUSNESS.

And so to the meaning of life, which is LOST ON SIMPLY RED, NOW THAT THEY ARE DECEASED.

I've been listening to the stars album this morning

p0pRocks said:

TheFrog said:

p0pRocks said:

http://www.rathergood.com..._too_tight

p0pRocks said:

Why..?!

TheFrog said:

giving you ideas?

p0pRocks said:

i'm nipping down the pet shop later today.

TheFrog said:

Did you see No Angels this week? With the rabbit drowning in the bath that they had to resusitate?