RocknRollDave said:

*i will not post the obvious todger remark

i got my hair dye from asda

It's light natural brown ( although it didn't go light brown )

and it's L'Oreal because I'm worth it, you will have to find another brand

p0pRocks said:

5 O'Clock shadow is an issue too...How do you get rid of yours....?

RocknRollDave said:

You are not worthy of my bricks

lollyp0p said:

Outta posts already, huh..?

crazyhorse said:

well we could say you tried or we could say you are simply trying

RocknRollDave said:

it's shameful isn't it?

lollyp0p said:

Yes... And I'm letting it bother me soooo much, I'm gonna start a thread about it

lollyp0p said:

RocknRollisalive said:

no more lolly or poprocks threads no no no no no

Her you go, your effort deservs some effort in return...


Today, i feel overwhelmed, mainly because of lack of time and pressure to succeed.

Yesterday, the drink was flowing on account of my mood which made me want to drink more and then puke.

If I had to describe my behaviour last night I’d say honourable. Am I being truthful? Perhaps, but then alcohol does make me want to lie my arse off

And while you've got a moment, i'll tell you what i want, what i really, really want. - Simply relief. And if I don't get it soon i'm gonna cry with a tear or two. Failing that, another drink will do.

One part of me which I hate is my addiction to booze, because of the cost and hangovers. It makes me laugh when a hangover doesn't occur.

And so to the meaning of life, which is reproduction and happiness.

lollyp0p said:

...p00pypants?

PREDOMINANT said:

Today, i feel MJ's cock, mainly because of MJ's cock and MJ's cock.

Yesterday, the MJ's cock was MJ's cock on account of MJ's cock which made me want to MJ's cock and MJ's cock.

If I had to describe MJ's cock i'd say MJ's cock. Am I being MJ's cock? Perhaps, but then MJ's cock does make me want to

And while you've got a moment, i'll tell you what i want, what i really, really want. - Simply MJ's cock. And if I don't get it soon i'm gonna MJ's cock with a MJ's cock. Failing that, a MJ's cock will do.

One part of me which I MJ's cock is MJ's cock, because of MJ's cock and MJ's cock. It makes me laugh when MJ's cock doesn't MJ's cock.

And so to the meaning of life, which is MJ's cock.

Taureau said:

Welcome.... Happy Thursday

Today, i feel rather vulnerable, mainly because of sleeping poorly and dreaming
of Christopher and Cloudy all night long

Yesterday, the org was rather silent on account of Chris and Cloudy coming down
with the flu which made me want to brew some soup and nurse them chappies.

If I had to describe my feelings for them i'd say "warm and moist". Am I being
too straightforward ? Perhaps, but then all this org voyeurism does make me
want to stroke my own in public. so what's the harm in telling an innocent tale
about my deep rooted feelings for Cloudy and his little LoveMuffin Chris?

And while you've got a moment, i'll tell you what i want, what i really, really want.
- Simply Cloudy's nipples on a plate. And if I don't get it soon
i'm gonna have to intoxicate him with a can of MJ's special aircrew "coca cola"
Failing that, a packet of cheesy wotsits will do.

One part of me which I've forcefully suppressed is rising to the surface,
because of Christopher and Cloudbuster. It makes me laugh when I proudly dress
up in my gran's old flowery dresses and the neighbourhood youth doesn't know
where to look when I strut across the bassball pitch in my red pumps



And so to the meaning of life, which is "let them eat cake, as long as they're
wearing a clean pair of knickers"







no?

Today, i feel like posting on a thread, mainly because of the fact that they've found tons of work for me to do, the bastards, and I don't get the chance to spend all day on the org anymore, the bastards.

Yesterday, the rain was worse than today on account of there being more of it which made me want to scream and mutilate people horribly.

If I had to describe the weather today i'd say the same thing I said yesterday. Am I being repetitive ? Perhaps, but then bad weather does make me want to repeat myself, and scream, and mutilate people horribly.

And while you've got a moment, i'll tell you what i want, what i really, really want. - Simply a nice sunny day, just one would do. And if I don't get it soon i'm gonna drag Ireland closer to the equator with a big rope. Failing that, a very strong hallucinogenic drug that makes me believe the sun is shining will do.

One part of me which I wonder about is my obsession with the weather, because of course you'd think I'd be used to it by now and be quite content with 365 days of rain every year. It makes me laugh when people talk about Summer in Ireland because it doesn't happen, you know. We've just got Winter 1 and Winter 2.

And so to the meaning of life, which is soggy.
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lollyp0p said:

Be grateful! I'm really busy with work stuffs today

AsylumUtopia said:

We have a winner!

"And with this thread, your honour, the insanity of the Org is clear.

I rest my case."

TheFrog said:

Like it was ever in doubt

RocknRollisalive said:

you're calling Ben insane?

Heading for a banning, Alive.

TheFrog said:

Nice use of the





"Court dismissed"

TheFrog said:

there's also a form of dead banning?

Homer says IstenSzek (my alter ego ) is dead-banned, as of this moment.

TheFrog said:

Well Homie can Blow me

I don't think you have truely arrived on the org until you have been banned once


I can't even get a warning

lollyp0p said:

all you have to do is flame someone.

Go ahead - it feels great.

lollyp0p said:

I think your warning must have been lost in the mail

IstenSzek said:

Is your dangler shaped like a doughnut?

if so, i'm sure you got yourself a deal.