On a bootleg DVD I have from '84, Springsteen (introducing "Cadlliac Ranch") says, "On the First Day, God created cheeseburgers! On the Second Day: air-conditioning! The Third Day: tight blue jeans! On the Fourth Day: rock 'n' roll! ...And on the Seventh Day, he rested and went crusin' with his baby in his Cadillac..." (Bruce was a lot cornier back then ).

My question to you: In your version, what did God create on the first six days?:

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.

Ace said:

1. Hema worst
2. Zuurkool (sauerkraut)
3. Man to man sweaty sex, no reproduction hazards.
4. That feeling of sun on skin, squinting against the brightness
5. That smell just after a rainstorm
6. That tingling feeling when the person you love kisses you in your neck...



Even though I think every one of these was instated by God's cousin Satan.

In your version, what did God create on the first six days?:

1.her left breast
2.her right breast
3.her left butt-cheek
4.her right butt-cheek
5.her left eye
6.her right eye

nevermind who she might be, I'd let her know when it's her.....

1 me
2 pussy
3 ass
4 more pussy
5 more ass
6 make up for ugly bitches
[Edited 4/5/05 7:11am]

1st day ... the goddess created her god
2nd day ... they created their "Sun"
3rd day ... they spent quality time as a family
4th day ... the moon ... mother earth and all of space
5th day ... all things living with the ability to adapt over countless yrs
6th day ... Prince