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Reply #30 posted 04/05/05 11:44am

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PANDURITO said:

DexMSR said:

You may want to monitor that even if he didn't get the surgery...it is a rare condition that happens because the way our testicles fall into place during the developments in the womb...so be sure to monitor it carefully as he grows.


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Reply #31 posted 04/05/05 12:05pm

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PANDURITO said:

DexMSR said:

You may want to monitor that even if he didn't get the surgery...it is a rare condition that happens because the way our testicles fall into place during the developments in the womb...so be sure to monitor it carefully as he grows.


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Reply #32 posted 04/05/05 1:06pm

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Oh hell yeah!!

7 years ago, on a routine morning getting ready for work, I just finished walking the dog and was going upstairs for my shower. I got to the top of the stairs and an enormously excruciating pain shot right into my right testicle!!! I mean pain so intense I could not even breathe correctly. I had to take short little breaths it hurt so bad. So, not ever having to experience this kind of pain, I knew something was very wrong so I had to get to my phone, a cordless that was on its harness back downstairs!! It took me an entire hour and a half to get down the steps with my right testicle causing me to scream and holler like a pig!!!

I got to the phone and called 911 and immediately yelled into the phone for an ambulance to come to my house! I didn't even attempt any fuckin candor or sugarcoating! It was just me screaming to get someone here fast!

Turns out, I had what is called a testicular tursion, which is when your testicle gets tangled up in a vein!! My fuckin ball twisted up in a vein!!!!! Had it lasted about thirty minutes more; it would have died and I would have had to get it removed!

It gets better or worse, depending on how you look at it. I went to the doctor the next day and he told me that I had to get surgery because it can and would most likely occur again. So the SURGERY!!!!

I had to have BOTH testicles surgically stitched to the scrotum sack so neither would ever slip out of place and get tangled up again. In order to secure their positions, they stitched my balls to my sack from the inside by stitching two sides of each testicle to the scrotum sack from the INSIDE! Once the procedure was done my balls were swollen to the size ot TENNIS BALLS and I had to endure CONSTANT PAIN for three days straight!!! I had never ever had to rely on pain pills and morphine as I did in those days. I got home and my boys all came over to clown then show compassion after they seen how much pain I had to endure for 72 straight hours while my balls swelling went down!

I stayed high, drunk and fucked up on percasets for the entire time!

Absolutely the most excruciating pain I have EVER had!!!



Ewww that sounds frickin' painful mate, my eyes are watering
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