I am NOT sitting in the middle of a meercat exhibition at the Lincoln Park Zoo, attempting to construct a hot tub out of tongue depressors, rubber cement and a bottle of Dasani, and I am most certainly NOT listening to William Shatner's version of "Head" whilst dressed in lederhosen & a matching pointy green felt hat with a big feather stuck in it.

So don't be getting any ideas that I am.

geeze your imagination is wild!

Then what ARE you doing?

babyhey said:

Either that, or it's another slow day at the asylum!

Chico319 said:

i can sure tell you what i'm NOT doing!

i'm NOT throwing my silverware out the window and singing my favorite tammy wynette songs, that's for sure!

A leprechuan or yankee doodle

Im not listening to Rupal's version "Pussy Control" while typing this on my laptop as I sit on the toilet at work... Not me...

luv4u said:

i am NOT doing yankee doodle and i am NOT doing a leprechaun.

Sinister said:

crazy coincidence: NEITHER AM I!!!

Anxiety said:

Im also not wearing my girlfriends underware that has Thursday written on them on a Monday....

Im also not reading the "Cory Feldman my life as a fuck helmet" Autobiography while here at work

Sinister said:

i'm not knitting myself a g-string out of leftover marshmallow peeps, and i am not currently sitting on a giant sculpture of linda evans' head.

it would be folly to assume otherwise.

Anxiety said:

Well I KNOW im not listening to Lenord Nemoy's version of Thong Song (highly illogical remix) and I am not currently in development to make a statue of Joe Pesci's ass out of mashpotatoes and gravy....

i haven't endowed my turbie twist with magical properties and i won't be flying home from work tonight on a magic carpet - in case you were wondering.

Anxiety said:

Peter Pan is that you?

i am NOT looking at that chick sqeeze that octopus out her pussy. SICK SHIT.

glamslamkid said:

I that damn puppy

In case your wondering that was not me down in Fraggle rock the other night with Chris Tucker....I was at home...

And I was not involved in any "dealings" with Cobra or any individuals known as "Cobra Commander" or the Baroness....

luv4u said:

...and people say i put things up MY ass THAT DON'T BELONG. If that's not a double standard...

Anxiety said:

Gee.....althoms really got to you hasn't he...

pfft yeah right

Milty said:

Something else I am not doing is filling water balloons with maple syrup and tying them to my cat in an attempt to invent new Christmas traditions.

Anxiety said:

now that's just cruel

Milty said:

That's why I'm not doing it, see.