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My Penis Feels Like A Dafodill  | |
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Let's hope it dies soon. | |
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lil1 said: Keep your zipper shut..It might fly away!!  The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
------------------------------------------------- ..Where is my lovelife.. where can it be?? There must be something wrong with the machinery.. | |
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EvilNatisse said: Let's hope it dies soon.
and takes you in the process | |
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ok | |
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 When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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you should stick it in your cap and call it macaroni. | |
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lil1 said: Umm... How does a penis feel like a daffodil? And... Umm... exactly how does a daffodil feel? 
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That's interesting....it smells like a petunia. | |
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would that be a plastic or rubber prosthetic? Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Dyvinity said: lil1 said: Umm... How does a penis feel like a daffodil? And... Umm... exactly how does a daffodil feel?
it whistles in the breeze
Light airy and bouncey | |
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superspaceboy said: would that be a plastic or rubber prosthetic?
i'm into rubber  | |
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lil1 said: Dyvinity said: Umm... How does a penis feel like a daffodil? And... Umm... exactly how does a daffodil feel?
it whistles in the breeze
Light airy and bouncey U'r pee pee whistles? That's talent! | |
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Dyvinity said: lil1 said: it whistles in the breeze
Light airy and bouncey U'r pee pee whistles? That's talent! It does handstands | |
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lil1 said: Dyvinity said: U'r pee pee whistles? That's talent! It does handstands Handstands? It has hands too? FREAK!!! | |
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Dyvinity said: lil1 said: It does handstands Handstands? It has hands too? FREAK!!! think about that one for a moment | |
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lil1 said: Dyvinity said: Handstands? It has hands too? FREAK!!! think about that one for a moment | |
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GOD!.....poor poor litle man.....I think I should pray for you.... :pray ...Dear God.....please let this poor poor man get his mind and his cock straight and let him see the DAWN.....Amen.... [Edited 2/24/05 18:04pm] ------;;;;;' | |
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Tish4 said: GOD!.....poor poor litle man.....I think I should pray for you.... :pray ...Dear God.....please let this poor poor man get his mind and his cock straight and let him see the DAWN.....Amen....
[Edited 2/24/05 18:04pm] LMAO | |
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Thin, yellow and tilted slightly to one side. | |
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4HisGlory said: Thin, yellow and tilted slightly to one side.
it only wilts when your near | |
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lil1 said:  yellow and soft ? | |
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Mach said: lil1 said: yellow and soft ? | |
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lil1 said: Mach said: yellow and soft ?
i love body paints... dont you ? | |
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Mach said: lil1 said:
i love body paints... dont you ? i love anything that provokes nudity | |
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Mach said: lil1 said:
i love body paints... dont you ? Whose got the brush??? 
Or can we just finger paint?  | |
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Dyvinity said: Mach said:
i love body paints... dont you ? Whose got the brush???
Or can we just finger paint? finger paint ... all the way | |
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well give it one then | |
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lil1 said: Mine feels like summer sausage with some grease. As I am ready to wax it to an explosion a few seconds. "Did u love somebody
But got no love in return? Did u understand the real meaning of love? That it just is and never yearns" ...Prince | |
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Well you really don't want it to explode now do you? Should I pray for you also? ------;;;;;' | |
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