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Woman walking dog has poop bag snatched  
Police in San Diego are searching for a gunman who swiped a bag of poop from a woman out walking her dog. The woman told police that she was out walking her dog, Misty, on Monday night when a man in his 20s ran up behind her and grabbed the bag she was holding. When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said. He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at Misty and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said. The robber ran to a waiting small, silver car and fled the scene, police said.   + =  | |
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it was Dook.
first. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said: it was Dook.
first. and there, as they say, it is. | |
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Anxiety said: superspaceboy said: it was Dook.
first. and there, as they say, it is. but it said nothing about a thong? | |
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superspaceboy said: it was Dook.
first. Nah, if it ws Dook, he would have kept the bag of crap.  "Always blessings, never losses......"
Ya te dije....no manches guey!!!!!  I'm a guy!!!!
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I can't believe someone beat me to this post.  I'm the damn Poopmaster here, guys!  I LOVE poop. | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: I can't believe someone beat me to this post.
I'm the damn Poopmaster here, guys! I LOVE poop. Are you a fly? 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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does coach make poop bags? i'm looking for something kicky to match the poop on my shoes. | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: I can't believe someone beat me to this post.
I'm the damn Poopmaster here, guys! I LOVE poop. Dude that's nasty.....but u're soo cute,  odd match.....------;;;;;' | |
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Tish4 said: ReturnOfDOOK said: I can't believe someone beat me to this post.
I'm the damn Poopmaster here, guys! I LOVE poop. Dude that's nasty.....but u're soo cute, odd match..... | |
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stupid criminal of the month. | |
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i've been thinking it over a lot, and i decided i like this thread a whole lot better than the one about the drunk guy who stuffed the poopie in his mouth.  | |
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Anxiety said: i've been thinking it over a lot, and i decided i like this thread a whole lot better than the one about the drunk guy who stuffed the poopie in his mouth.
No way. The guy ate his own poop! That's hilarious! The turd burgler has nothing on the turd BURGER the drunk guy made himself....  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: Anxiety said: i've been thinking it over a lot, and i decided i like this thread a whole lot better than the one about the drunk guy who stuffed the poopie in his mouth.
No way. The guy ate his own poop! That's hilarious! The turd burgler has nothing on the turd BURGER the drunk guy made himself.... you know, if the guy stole the poop bag and then ate it, THAT would be a good story. | |
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Anxiety said: ReturnOfDOOK said: No way. The guy ate his own poop! That's hilarious! The turd burgler has nothing on the turd BURGER the drunk guy made himself.... you know, if the guy stole the poop bag and then ate it, THAT would be a good story. I'd be like a drive-thru for people who like to eat shit. Oh wait, they already have that....it's called Taco Bell. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: stupid criminal of the month.
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papa's got a brand new poop bag | |
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Anxiety said: papa's got a brand new poop bag
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ReturnOfDOOK said: Anxiety said: you know, if the guy stole the poop bag and then ate it, THAT would be a good story. I'd be like a drive-thru for people who like to eat shit. Oh wait, they already have that....it's called Taco Bell. thank you drive thru...and don't forget the napkins  Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Anxiety said: i've been thinking it over a lot, and i decided i like this thread a whole lot better than the one about the drunk guy who stuffed the poopie in his mouth.
That's a lot of thinking about crap. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: stupid criminal of the month.
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Poop-etic justice is what I call it....
 [Edited 4/1/05 23:35pm] MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Poop-etic justice is what I call it....
[Edited 4/1/05 23:35pm] To Sir, with Love | |
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AsiNine said:
Police in San Diego are searching for a gunman who swiped a bag of poop from a woman out walking her dog. The woman told police that she was out walking her dog, Misty, on Monday night when a man in his 20s ran up behind her and grabbed the bag she was holding. When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said. He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at Misty and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said. The robber ran to a waiting small, silver car and fled the scene, police said. For some strange reason, this thread has caused me to have a Triumph The Dog moment.  " Come Poop With Me" [Edited 4/4/05 14:12pm] | |
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