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Bad ideas for children's books Got this in an email...y'all have probably seen it before....but I think it's funny as hell, so I'm gonna post it...so 
BAD IDEAS FOR CHILDREN'S BOOKS "You Were an Accident" "Strangers Have the Best Candy" "The Little Sissy Who Snitched" "Some Kittens Can Fly!" "The Protocols of the Grandpas of Zion" "How to Dress Sexy for Grownups" "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face" "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?" "Where's Godot?" "Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her" "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!" "All Dogs Go to Hell" "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking" "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It" ( "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia" "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?" "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?" "Bi-Curious George" "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry" "Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver" If anyone has any more, I'd love to hear 'em  | |
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This one is my favourite though: "How to Dress Sexy for Grownups"
. [Edited 4/4/05 0:54am] When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Nikster said: Got this in an email...y'all have probably seen it before....but I think it's funny as hell, so I'm gonna post it...so
BAD IDEAS FOR CHILDREN'S BOOKS "You Were an Accident" "Strangers Have the Best Candy" "The Little Sissy Who Snitched" "Some Kittens Can Fly!" "The Protocols of the Grandpas of Zion" "How to Dress Sexy for Grownups" "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face" "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?" "Where's Godot?" "Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her" "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!" "All Dogs Go to Hell" "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking" "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It" ( "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia" "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?" "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?" "Bi-Curious George" "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry" "Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver" If anyone has any more, I'd love to hear 'em oo0o0 wow...i gotta tshirt that says the bolded one Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
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