you want me to be serious? Wow. That's asking for a LOT.

What Dick and Booty Mean To Me.
An Essay by GlamSlamKid St. Lovesexy

First, i will start off by telling what dick means to me. Dick, the bringer of life. Without you, i would be nothing. There would be nothing. My ass would be so lonely on those nights when my libido is sky-mufuckin'-high. As long as you don't have "a tent over the circus", so to speak, i love you. I love holding you in my hand, If i could put bristles on you, i'd brush my teeth with you. If i could, i'd put wheels on my ass and ride you all the time. Well, i never needed wheels before but my prostate could get some WICKED milage from taking a ride up the Hershey Expressway. And there are SO many different flavors of you. You're better than ice cream!! If i went to hell, what would i rather have to suck on..some ice cream? a piece of ice? or some dick? Dick you know i would choose you. Nothing can seperate us and nothing compares 2 U. See, even Prince wrote a song about you. He wrote several about you, but this isn't his essay. And when you cum all over me...it's like i'm being baptized again. I wish you could flood the world and have me build an arc and put 2 of every dick on there. 2 black dicks, 2 asian dicks, 2 white dicks, 2 spanish dicks, hell, why not some donkey dick? That's always good. And you can be as long or as short as you want to be. Which is a beautiful thing. I love you dick.
Now, this is why ass is why i love ass so much. Ass, you've always been there for me. Through my ups and downs, ins and outs, fast and slows, fucked or eaten, you've always been there, and things have always been up in there. My goodness, what hasn't been inside of you? Not enough things i tell ya. And you're just so firm and tight. Fucking you is like shoving a football through a rubberband. I can't get enough. Why do i love you so much? There's no way i can tell. The only time i can't stand you is when you're dirty. Oh no...i cannot get down with the brown, and if you think i'm gonna be an analiguist, than you're just gonna be a masterdebator for that night but other than that i will gladly be an asstronaut and travel to Uranus and beyond. And if there isn't a beyond, i'll be the one to find it when i shove my dick up there. Because i just love to sexplore. And with ass, you'll never know when you'll reach the final frontier because there are just so many ways to get to know you. In conclusion, i've been jerking off the whole time i've been typing this. Talking about ass and dick just makes me so horny. I need 2 I.V.'s for my arms. One filled with dick, and the other filled with ass. Someone elses of course, since i can't get high off my own supply IF you know what i mean.
The End.

you're back proper!

Well, since i went out like a bitch...

Its WONDERFUL. Its beautiful. But only with someone i care about-- i dont know.
Once you have sex w/ someone you love-- theres nothing else like it.

I like the smell, the hotness, the look on the guy's face when its getting really good. OMG. Delicious. Is it just my experience or do a guys eyes almost bulge out of his head @ this time?
Grab the dick. Hold it.
i like the feeling of a hard pete right in my left hand. The balls are better in the right. Whooo....oh man.
Penis is awesome. Like the fingertips of angels it... It makes you feel divine when it comes.

finger tips of angels?

@ this whole thread.

2u 1st. I honestly think abou tyou everytime i hear computer blue. Doing the guitar dance w/your broom.

I miss glamslamkid

Since all the women are prudish and antisexual are there any more gay men who would like to come forth to testify what dick or booty means to them? I'm here to listen.

Me 2-- where the hell is that dick loving bastard?

dickfest?

Probbbly. And without YOU. He should b spanked-- and probbly was.