klhk said:

you want me to be serious? Wow. That's asking for a LOT.

What Dick and Booty Mean To Me.
An Essay by GlamSlamKid St. Lovesexy

First, i will start off by telling what dick means to me. Dick, the bringer of life. Without you, i would be nothing. There would be nothing. My ass would be so lonely on those nights when my libido is sky-mufuckin'-high. As long as you don't have "a tent over the circus", so to speak, i love you. I love holding you in my hand, If i could put bristles on you, i'd brush my teeth with you. If i could, i'd put wheels on my ass and ride you all the time. Well, i never needed wheels before but my prostate could get some WICKED milage from taking a ride up the Hershey Expressway. And there are SO many different flavors of you. You're better than ice cream!! If i went to hell, what would i rather have to suck on..some ice cream? a piece of ice? or some dick? Dick you know i would choose you. Nothing can seperate us and nothing compares 2 U. See, even Prince wrote a song about you. He wrote several about you, but this isn't his essay. And when you cum all over me...it's like i'm being baptized again. I wish you could flood the world and have me build an arc and put 2 of every dick on there. 2 black dicks, 2 asian dicks, 2 white dicks, 2 spanish dicks, hell, why not some donkey dick? That's always good. And you can be as long or as short as you want to be. Which is a beautiful thing. I love you dick.
Now, this is why ass is why i love ass so much. Ass, you've always been there for me. Through my ups and downs, ins and outs, fast and slows, fucked or eaten, you've always been there, and things have always been up in there. My goodness, what hasn't been inside of you? Not enough things i tell ya. And you're just so firm and tight. Fucking you is like shoving a football through a rubberband. I can't get enough. Why do i love you so much? There's no way i can tell. The only time i can't stand you is when you're dirty. Oh no...i cannot get down with the brown, and if you think i'm gonna be an analiguist, than you're just gonna be a masterdebator for that night but other than that i will gladly be an asstronaut and travel to Uranus and beyond. And if there isn't a beyond, i'll be the one to find it when i shove my dick up there. Because i just love to sexplore. And with ass, you'll never know when you'll reach the final frontier because there are just so many ways to get to know you. In conclusion, i've been jerking off the whole time i've been typing this. Talking about ass and dick just makes me so horny. I need 2 I.V.'s for my arms. One filled with dick, and the other filled with ass. Someone elses of course, since i can't get high off my own supply IF you know what i mean.
The End.

Since all the women are prudish and antisexual are there any more gay men who would like to come forth to testify what dick or booty means to them? I'm here to listen.

klhk said:

you want me to be serious? Wow. That's asking for a LOT.

What Dick and Booty Mean To Me.
An Essay by GlamSlamKid St. Lovesexy

First, i will start off by telling what dick means to me. Dick, the bringer of life. Without you, i would be nothing. There would be nothing. My ass would be so lonely on those nights when my libido is sky-mufuckin'-high. As long as you don't have "a tent over the circus", so to speak, i love you. I love holding you in my hand, If i could put bristles on you, i'd brush my teeth with you. If i could, i'd put wheels on my ass and ride you all the time. Well, i never needed wheels before but my prostate could get some WICKED milage from taking a ride up the Hershey Expressway. And there are SO many different flavors of you. You're better than ice cream!! If i went to hell, what would i rather have to suck on..some ice cream? a piece of ice? or some dick? Dick you know i would choose you. Nothing can seperate us and nothing compares 2 U. See, even Prince wrote a song about you. He wrote several about you, but this isn't his essay. And when you cum all over me...it's like i'm being baptized again. I wish you could flood the world and have me build an arc and put 2 of every dick on there. 2 black dicks, 2 asian dicks, 2 white dicks, 2 spanish dicks, hell, why not some donkey dick? That's always good. And you can be as long or as short as you want to be. Which is a beautiful thing. I love you dick.
Now, this is why ass is why i love ass so much. Ass, you've always been there for me. Through my ups and downs, ins and outs, fast and slows, fucked or eaten, you've always been there, and things have always been up in there. My goodness, what hasn't been inside of you? Not enough things i tell ya. And you're just so firm and tight. Fucking you is like shoving a football through a rubberband. I can't get enough. Why do i love you so much? There's no way i can tell. The only time i can't stand you is when you're dirty. Oh no...i cannot get down with the brown, and if you think i'm gonna be an analiguist, than you're just gonna be a masterdebator for that night but other than that i will gladly be an asstronaut and travel to Uranus and beyond. And if there isn't a beyond, i'll be the one to find it when i shove my dick up there. Because i just love to sexplore. And with ass, you'll never know when you'll reach the final frontier because there are just so many ways to get to know you. In conclusion, i've been jerking off the whole time i've been typing this. Talking about ass and dick just makes me so horny. I need 2 I.V.'s for my arms. One filled with dick, and the other filled with ass. Someone elses of course, since i can't get high off my own supply IF you know what i mean.
The End.

klhk said:

i'm not prudish i just like to keep the good stuff to myself! or 10 years i've been lucky to never know what its like to be unsatisfied. i've got nuthin' to share but that i'm happy as far as that

glamslamkid said:

You crack me the fuck up!!!! You've got the biggest balls. Fuck yeah!!! An essay by Glamslamkid? HAHAHAHAHA

brownsugar said:

I'm not asking ppl to write a list of your sex partners and thier ratings, I'm just asking ppl to come forth and say "Yes, I love dick"!

good fucking grief! some bitches!

klhk said:

okay i love dick! who you callin' bitch? you don't know me like that
[Edited 4/4/05 19:45pm]

klhk said:

okay i love dick! who you callin' bitch? you don't know me like that
[Edited 4/4/05 19:45pm]

I guess it's my turn to confess.


by no means can I top glamslamkids testimonial, he is as dedicated as a dick-lover can get, I guess. But i will say that dick/cock/wang/penis/ding-a-lings/peters/johnsons/ or whatever you want to call them is a beautiful body part. Penis, I dream of you, I think of you all day and I often wonder what you are doing when I am away. Penis, if i was Catholic, you would by my Pope! I would pray to you and I would cherish every long hard inch of you. As I write this confession my vagina grows more and more weary and she is in need of your services at this moment! When my fiance comes home from work with you, penis, she celebrtaes. She enjoys your company and considers you her best friend. Penis you are great. Until then penis, vagina will have to settle for a plastice version of you.

klhk said:

I can't freakin' breathe!!! Penises: ewwww but this post is awesome.

What kind of hippy lovin' bullshit is this?

I guess it's my turn to confess.


by no means can I top glamslamkids testimonial, he is as dedicated as a dick-lover can get, I guess. But i will say that dick/cock/wang/penis/ding-a-lings/peters/johnsons/ or whatever you want to call them is a beautiful body part. Penis, I dream of you, I think of you all day and I often wonder what you are doing when I am away. Penis, if i was Catholic, you would by my Pope! I would pray to you and I would cherish every long hard inch of you. As I write this confession my vagina grows more and more weary and she is in need of your services at this moment! When my fiance comes home from work with you, penis, she celebrtaes. She enjoys your company and considers you her best friend. Penis you are great. Until then penis, vagina will have to settle for a plastice version of you.

klhk said:

oh shit...Hey Klhk, since we love sex so much, you wanna do it? Come on, my dick can kick your pussy's ass.

glamslamkid said:

glamslam, just send me pics and tell me when and where.

I am inlove with this thread. This has to be THE BEST thread EVER to fucking LIVE! There are no words, absolutely NONE, to express exactly how I feel about dick and ass. I think about them some much, and love them so much, I just can't help but stare at them.....they just change me. There isn;t anything u can't do to a dick and an ass.....the possibilities.....ah,,I'm getting wet just writing this. FUCK! Anyway.....I think that the day that dick and ass disappear off the face of the earth, is the day that the world ends.
[Edited 4/5/05 17:37pm]

i have to say that i am very proud of myself when it comes to sex. A line from one of Lil Kim's songs says it all "I use to be scared of the dick, but now i throw licks on the shit and suck it like a real bitch" (or something like that).

I use to hate sex, my first time was the worst, and i feared that it had scarred me for life. Guy after guy, i hated it, i felt embarrassed that i didn't like it, i thought i was the only one in the whole world that felt this way. But that wasn't my problem, i hadn't met the right guy....

Me and my current boyfriend were friends for 4 years and i use to tell him my issues, he would tell me his "sexcapade" stories, and we would talk about things i should do.

But once we finally hooked up officially, oh it was on. I learned how to relax, and now I can't get enough of the dick!!!! I even started to take initiative when having sex (i had never done that with any other guy I had been with before him), and sometimes i've done things that he hasn't even experienced before!!! Its great to have sex with confidence, there isn't nothing like it!!!

Tish4 said:

Tish, you've been missed.

glamslamkid said:

klhk said:

you want me to be serious? Wow. That's asking for a LOT.

What Dick and Booty Mean To Me.
An Essay by GlamSlamKid St. Lovesexy

First, i will start off by telling what dick means to me. Dick, the bringer of life. Without you, i would be nothing. There would be nothing. My ass would be so lonely on those nights when my libido is sky-mufuckin'-high. As long as you don't have "a tent over the circus", so to speak, i love you. I love holding you in my hand, If i could put bristles on you, i'd brush my teeth with you. If i could, i'd put wheels on my ass and ride you all the time. Well, i never needed wheels before but my prostate could get some WICKED milage from taking a ride up the Hershey Expressway. And there are SO many different flavors of you. You're better than ice cream!! If i went to hell, what would i rather have to suck on..some ice cream? a piece of ice? or some dick? Dick you know i would choose you. Nothing can seperate us and nothing compares 2 U. See, even Prince wrote a song about you. He wrote several about you, but this isn't his essay. And when you cum all over me...it's like i'm being baptized again. I wish you could flood the world and have me build an arc and put 2 of every dick on there. 2 black dicks, 2 asian dicks, 2 white dicks, 2 spanish dicks, hell, why not some donkey dick? That's always good. And you can be as long or as short as you want to be. Which is a beautiful thing. I love you dick.
Now, this is why ass is why i love ass so much. Ass, you've always been there for me. Through my ups and downs, ins and outs, fast and slows, fucked or eaten, you've always been there, and things have always been up in there. My goodness, what hasn't been inside of you? Not enough things i tell ya. And you're just so firm and tight. Fucking you is like shoving a football through a rubberband. I can't get enough. Why do i love you so much? There's no way i can tell. The only time i can't stand you is when you're dirty. Oh no...i cannot get down with the brown, and if you think i'm gonna be an analiguist, than you're just gonna be a masterdebator for that night but other than that i will gladly be an asstronaut and travel to Uranus and beyond. And if there isn't a beyond, i'll be the one to find it when i shove my dick up there. Because i just love to sexplore. And with ass, you'll never know when you'll reach the final frontier because there are just so many ways to get to know you. In conclusion, i've been jerking off the whole time i've been typing this. Talking about ass and dick just makes me so horny. I need 2 I.V.'s for my arms. One filled with dick, and the other filled with ass. Someone elses of course, since i can't get high off my own supply IF you know what i mean.
The End.

There is nothing like good love making!!

(klhk, you still know how to get 'em going)