lollyp0p said:

Sorry your perception dulled your day. Here is a photo of Fabio on a rock with a wee factfile to cheer yer chops.

Real name: Fabio Lanzoni - family made THEIR fortune from dad's conveyor belt factory.

Date of birth (location): 15 March 1961, Milan, Italy

He is still single

Height: 6' 3" Waist: 32" (STILL!) Chest: 48" Size 48 Jacket. Biceps 18" Weight 220lbs (And nice to hug!)

Eyes: Blue (crystaline, fascinating)

Hair: Black - streaked and lightened to blond and sholder length

He introduced the fragrance "Mediterraneum" by Versace. (And it was wonderful!)

Pets: Great Danes, an occasional goldfish. His dogs have a maid to take care of them when he is on assignments and making love.

Favorite film (last time asked): "Dances with Wolves"

Bored with TV - but has several prgrammes he watches, for example Dukes Of Hazard.

Likes off-road driving; dirt bikes. Enjoys life. Owns several cars. Likes comfort, speed.

Drinks - WATER - no coffee, beer, alcohol! Prefers healthy food. NO DESERT (there is a rumour that he likes pecan pie!) He used to drink coffee - but no more. Won't take medication. Careful about what goes into his body. Very health-conscious. Seldom ill.

Does NOT cook - likes to hang out in Italian cafes. Insists on getting 12 hours sleep a night! Doesn't like it when his schedule interfers with this!

Has enough audio equipment to "wire the iniverse" - and speakers that can "blow your skin off". Also plays with video editing gear. But is not on the web! He believes it to be a place where nasty, bitter people spread rumours and lies.
[Edited 4/3/05 10:40am]

TaoOfGimp said:

Can we go back to the lesbian bit?

I hate garden centres which is a shame. I think Im a bit burnt after working in one. The staff were really unpleasant to the extent where I felt like walking out one weekend. It took alternate weeks whereby one week I would have nothing to do and then the next I was painting the fence which span the perimeter of the garden centre. Just ridiculous.

REDFEATHERS said:

you stood me up

RocknRollisalive said:

oh stop it

Number23 said:

no thanks i can think of far more interesting things to do thanks

TaoOfGimp said:

classy chick

lollyp0procks said:

"Come on Kaz, stop playing with ya sick, it's time to go!"



"This little *hic* piece of carrot *giggle* went to *hic* market..."

TaoOfGimp said:

the thing is that could have so been me the other night when i got drunk and depressed



I found the bathroom just in time

lollyp0procks said:

In the State of Virginia it's romantic for the man to eat a womans sick

TaoOfGimp said:

I think I'll move there,

seems my kind of romantic gesture

lollyp0p said:

Or daddy is a cute policeman working at Central Station, every now and then eyeing that cute fella behind the counter of the magazine stand...

And maybe daddy gave his phonenumber to this cute fella.

And maybe this cute fella did not really want to understand the white line that most of the times signifies a married life.

Maybe this cute guy forgot about all that when the copper came calling.

In uniform.

And maybe that WAS just a torch in his pocket....

But what the fuck.

Did I mention the uniform?

And the cufs?

HamsterHuey said:

damn right huey

couples suck

HamsterHuey said:

I know a few police men and even that wouldn't make me say yes

lollyp0procks said:

lollyp0procks said:

Nono. Gooey sucks...

Hehehe. Quite expertly. Couples watch TV.

lollyp0procks said:

I love you

mdiver said:

Womaniser.

HamsterHuey said:

You've known that since day one mate

Number23 said:

12 hours sleep a night when am i supposed to go shopping with my other urges

mdiver said:

Then get vocal about it, damnit.
Jeez.

mdiver said:

are you that ice cream man?


and GOOEY

NO COUPLES DON'T WATCH TV

well not ones with me in it

lollyp0procks said:

No baby girl I am not, as you well know. But none the less you crack me up

HamsterHuey said:

I did a search on Goole for "womanator" but Google answered back, asking me whether I actually meant to type "womaneater". I replied, "ofcourse I didn't mean to type 'womaneater' you stupid, stupid cunt. If I had meant to type 'womaneater', I would have typed 'womaneater'." Google replied, "Did you mean, 'of course I didn't mean to type 'womaneater' you stupid, stupid cunt. If I had meant to type 'womaneater', I would have typed 'womaneater'.'?" I almost through a fit, so I clicked back several times to see whether this 'womaneater' was actually a good approximation by Google, of my envisioned 'womanator', and I found this:



I am left unsatisfied, and my hair is now bleeding

mdiver said:

we shall have to get all the kings horses and all the kings men to see if they can do a better job on you than they did on poor humpty

TaoOfGimp said:

you must have safe search on goodle cause when i put in womaneater i got something unpostable

lollyp0procks said:

Thankyou