ButcherDog, please help me! I am starting to perspire, and I think I may be on the verge of a lethal anaphylactic fit after consuming a cucumber sandwich that may have been contaminated, maliciously, with a fragment of walnut, by a group possibly linked to the 'Al Qaeda' network of international terrorizers - some of whom often disguise themselves on a routine basis, as "gas men", "the boss" or "my girlfriend".

Do you think I should self administer a dose of adrenaline?


Please bare in mind ButcherDog that the administration requires a painful injection through my sternum and into my heart. I really don't like needles, and if the terrorizers have decided to trick me into falsely believing I am having a fit then the adrenaline may kill me and they would have succeeded in their Al Qaeda mission.

I that you can save me, ButcherDog I... love you.

I could hep u