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Back From the CLub - WHAT AN ABORTION of a NIGHT So I’m back from the club, and let me tell U about a horrible evening of busshit.
First off—I’m drunk as all hell and tired as a muthaf@cka. Normally, I go to the club to hear the music, have a good time, be around friends. It’s never to hook up or anything, even though when it happens it’s kind like icing on my throbbing cake. Speaking of throbbing cake, I went to the club tonight with clear expectations on hooking up. Well, shit didn’t happen. Not one woman gave me a second glance, and the gay men largely ignored me too. Fine God Damnit I says—Fine. Who gives a damn? Then around 2:30 amish, I get sick from too many dranks so I walk my ass to the bathroom so I can throw up in the commode—and there is this big ass long line (nasty shit). “I’m like, “ can somebody please let me cut?” I only need to throw up real quick. I almost got my ass kicked for that shit. So I says, fine—I’m gonna go throw up outside, so I walk outside to throwup only to realize the club I’m in faces 7th avenue which is a busy walking pedestrian street on weeknights here in Tampa full of the very same fine ass women I’m trying to pickup. No matter—I let it all spill out. God Damnit if I didn’t have a small group of the geekiest motherfuckers standing around me cheering me on—If I was feeling better somebody was gonna get puched in the dayum eyes. Anyways—My friend drives me home (thank Gawd he doesn’t drink) and we pull on to South Mullrenan Rd when this stupid ass train is crossing the railroad tracks so the car has to stop. Now, I’ve had issues with this train before because it’s so long and it’s so slow, and I’ve often needed to use the bathroom. Tonight it was a dubble whammy of needing to use the bathroom and feeling like I’m gonna throwup in my buddy’s nice little Lexus. God Damnit if you don’t start to get a sense of what eternity might be like when you got to wait on a train to go take a piss and throwup. So anyways—I’m back home. I have thrown up, taken my aspirin, drank tons of water and I actually feel fine even though I’m tired as hell. And yes—I’m still horny as all hell, but I’m to tired to even masturbate, but too awake to go to bed just yet. Thanks for your time. THere's a club if U'd like to go, U could meet somebody who really loves you, so U go and you stand on your own, and you leave on your own, and you go home and you want to die.... --God Damn Morrissey who never gets laid. | |
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Eh the story of my life.... | |
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What a waste... | |
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Moderator | Dayum AB, hope you are okay. What a night you had. Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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I would have thrown up that that stoopid ass queue And maybe even wee'd on them if I'd been dying for a piss. ..... BULLSEYE! | |
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p0pRocks said: lollychops! | |
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Christopher said: p0pRocks said: lollychops! hello christopher how are you on this wonderful day | |
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p0pRocks said: Christopher said: lollychops! hello christopher how are you on this wonderful day i have to pee im good and you? you eating some soup? lol | |
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Christopher said: p0pRocks said: hello christopher how are you on this wonderful day i have to pee im good and you? you eating some soup? lol I'm not eating soup, I'm bathing in it I'm good thanks I need someone to smash up my computer though | |
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p0pRocks said: Christopher said: i have to pee im good and you? you eating some soup? lol I'm not eating soup, I'm bathing in it I'm good thanks I need someone to smash up my computer though chicken soup is good for the pores your pc crashing? i hate that! | |
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Christopher said: p0pRocks said: I'm not eating soup, I'm bathing in it I'm good thanks I need someone to smash up my computer though chicken soup is good for the pores your pc crashing? i hate that! no my PC is not crashing, i wish it would chicken soup is not so good for the chicken | |
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p0pRocks said: Christopher said: chicken soup is good for the pores your pc crashing? i hate that! no my PC is not crashing, i wish it would chicken soup is not so good for the chicken if the chicken knew how delicious he was..he'd agree with us. | |
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Christopher said: p0pRocks said: no my PC is not crashing, i wish it would chicken soup is not so good for the chicken if the chicken knew how delicious he was..he'd agree with us. I bought you a present yesterday christopher .... only i bought it you in pink | |
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p0pRocks said: Christopher said: if the chicken knew how delicious he was..he'd agree with us. I bought you a present yesterday christopher .... only i bought it you in pink !!!!! YES!! you are one lovely peice of woman! i feel like this obviously i like to wear alot of makeup to bed in my lace nighty. | |
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Christopher said: p0pRocks said: I bought you a present yesterday christopher .... only i bought it you in pink !!!!! YES!! you are one lovely peice of woman! i feel like this obviously i like to wear alot of makeup to bed in my lace nighty. i like to treat my friends especially ones that can pass off blue eyeshaddow and lip gloss | |
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p0pRocks said: i like to treat my friends especially ones that can pass off blue eyeshaddow and lip gloss t/y i wore blue lipstick it went with the neon green eyes | |
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Christopher said: p0pRocks said: i like to treat my friends especially ones that can pass off blue eyeshaddow and lip gloss t/y i wore blue lipstick it went with the neon green eyes i hope you went all the way with the green theme for the little miss in you | |
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p0pRocks said: :
i hope you went all the way with the green theme for the little miss in you [/quote] green ruffle socks and pumps with green hair. and that is the best school dance dress ever. does it pair well with adidas? / ps i got you this dont mind the person wearing it | |
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Christopher said: p0pRocks said: :
i hope you went all the way with the green theme for the little miss in you christopher said: green ruffle socks and pumps with green hair.
and that is the best school dance dress ever. does it pair well with adidas? / ps i got you this dont mind the person wearing it i can't see it little red cross looks totally sexy though [Edited 4/2/05 3:55am] | |
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p0pRocks said: i can't see it little red cross looks totally sexy though stupid red x it was the perfect outfit for you. | |
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Christopher said: p0pRocks said: i can't see it little red cross looks totally sexy though stupid red x it was the perfect outfit for you. I'm a classy chick so it had better be up to my usual standards | |
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p0pRocks said: Christopher said: stupid red x it was the perfect outfit for you. I'm a classy chick so it had better be up to my usual standards of course... | |
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Christopher said: p0pRocks said: I'm a classy chick so it had better be up to my usual standards of course... with the right push up bra you could flaunt alot of boobage in that do you have one i could borrow | |
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p0pRocks said: with the right push up bra you could flaunt alot of boobage in that do you have one i could borrow well there was one...but cloudbuster(seen below) loved it too much and wanted to keep it. | |
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Christopher said: p0pRocks said: with the right push up bra you could flaunt alot of boobage in that do you have one i could borrow well there was one...but cloudbuster(seen below) loved it too much and wanted to keep it. hasn't cloudy grown to be a gorgeous girl his parents must be so proud | |
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p0pRocks said: hasn't cloudy grown to be a gorgeous girl his parents must be so proud hes too sexy for his parents | |
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Christopher said: p0pRocks said: hasn't cloudy grown to be a gorgeous girl his parents must be so proud hes too sexy for his parents is he too sexy for his pussy his poor pussy cat ??? | |
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Hey fucker. You should have called me. I was in the mood for a fight last night.
I was in ybor till about 1. | |
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