Ok so I am craving a burger something awful right now... Trying to be healthier, i thought it would be best to stear clear of the red meat, and just talk about it..

What kind of burgers do you like, Beef, Turkey, Veggie??

what do you like on your burgers? Cheese, Bacon, Mushrooms???

Describe your best burger!

Mine would be a bacon cheeseburger with lettuce and thousand island dressing..

if you put enough goodies on a good gardenburger, you won't even be bothered by the difference. of course, i've been a veggie so long, i don't even remember what a hamburger tastes like anymore...

oh, and i'm a minimalist - gimme a slice or two of cheese and lots of ketchup, and i'm a happy boy.

Two quarter-pounders with cheese, tomato, lettuce, chilli relish, tabasco sauce in one enormous bun.

I will call it, the "Lardo."



Is that really so much to ask for?

Alternatively....

Quarter-pounder with cheese, topped with a chicken vindaloo, garlic nan and a doner kebab.

i call it, the "Instant Death."

I love beef burgers, but I wouldn't eat anything from any of the popular fast food joints. I prefer to make my own and bbq them. Yummy! Got to have mustard, ketchup, onions and pickles too.

YOU UTTER UTTER SLAG MUFFIN! IM GONNA HAVE TO STOP BY MACCY D'S ON THE WAY HOME NOW. DAMN YOU AND YOUR MINGE BUZZARDS TO HELL!


(oh and I prefer WIMPY, HALF POUNDERS. Undoubtedly the best burgerage that was ever crafted within our concept of reality.)

TheFrog said:

Alternatively....

Quarter-pounder with cheese, topped with a chicken vindaloo, garlic nan and a doner kebab.

i call it, the "Instant Death." [/quote]



Frog i wish i knew what half of those things are....

LMAO! Here's a great site for British burger aficionado's

http://www.burgerme.co.uk/

burger king whopper with all the fixings and ketchup/mustard instead of the "special sauce" they spread so well.

BabyCakes said:

Vindaloo



Garlic Nan



Doner Kebab

TheFrog said:

Vindaloo looks like something I threw up after a night of drinking at a bachelorette party i was at a few months ago! Sorry.. couldn't help to compare them...

kisscamille said:

Got to be home made all the way. Nothing but prime minced beef, herbs and seasoning.

BabyCakes said:

Maybe so, but Vindaloo tastes like Heaven. And if cooked right, it doesn't have the sharp aftertaste of vomit.

'round these parts, its rather hard to get anythign BUT a beef burger

I like mine with hot pepper cheese ketchup mayo and lettuce and tomato

BabyCakes said:

thats funny cus the main ingredient for Vindaloo is:

Post bachelorette party vomit + spices

PREDOMINANT said:

Yum....

BabyCakes said:

a helping over here, please!

TheFrog said:

TheFrog said:

TheFrog said:

one of these might be more help rather than a knife and fork. Although the knife might be usefull for the big bits

ella731 said:

Cheeseburgers are my FAVORITE food. My friends make fun of me...they'll call and say "What are you doing? You're eating a cheeseburger aren't you?"

My favorite is the Bleu Burger from Paragon. It has melted bleu cheese on it and bacon on an onion roll. OMG I'm dying for one right now!!!

PREDOMINANT said:

oh man, that's gross.

i'd just prefer to "chew the chunks", thanks very much. you can have the "soup".

TheFrog said:

Sure, spit out what you don't want, I will clear up the frothy spittle with a straw.

PREDOMINANT said:

shit! that's almost too much for me.

TheFrog said:

Yea thats sick....

ella731 said:

Did I go too far?

OK can we stop with the throw up now.. and back to topic??

BabyCakes said:

Sorry

here

POSTDOMINANT said:

Yum Yum

BabyCakes said:

Less bread more meat!