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I Like To Pee On Things I love to pee on things phone booths mailboxes, write my name in snow 
What do you like to pee on? | |
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This thread does suck ass...but I was told to post more often and stop lurking sooo....
Me and my friend would go out and get drunk. When we left the bar, I would go to his house and drop him off, and I would inevitable need to piss all that beer out like a mad man. So every time, I would piss on his gas meter...it was secluded enuff and eventually became a ritual. I'm not in the snow often so I haven't had the chance to do that:(. | |
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Céline Dion CD. | |
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BobGeorge909 said: I'm not in the snow often so I haven't had the chance to do that:(.
You can do it here | |
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Reminds me of this boy I saw on t.v who was afraid to use the toilet, his mom let him pee outside on plants, on the side walk, where people could see. | |
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jn2 said: Céline Dion CD.
I don't care if your a man or woman can we get married? | |
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lil1 said: jn2 said: Céline Dion CD.
I don't care if your a man or woman can we get married? | |
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PANDURITO said: BobGeorge909 said: I'm not in the snow often so I haven't had the chance to do that:(.
You can do it here That was ASOME!...Thank U! | |
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PANDURITO said: BobGeorge909 said: I'm not in the snow often so I haven't had the chance to do that:(.
You can do it here Pan, that website is hilarious. I can't wait to send my best friend a message. It's actually kind of like really trying to pee in the snow since it's hard to write something.  MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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PANDURITO said: BobGeorge909 said: I'm not in the snow often so I haven't had the chance to do that:(.
You can do it here wow, how cool... thanks  never thought i'd be able to do that
hate to say it.... but, it was kinda fun  One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift 
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lil1 said: What do you like to pee on?  | |
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BobGeorge909,MIGUELGOMEZ & nakedpianoplayer said : thanks
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lil1 said: What do you like to pee on?  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: lil1 said: What do you like to pee on? 
SHe's gonna bitch slap the shit out of you. | |
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lil1 said: I love to pee on things phone booths mailboxes, write my name in snow
What do you like to pee on?  Maybe you should give R-Kelly a  and you all could have a great peeing  w/one of his jailbait hoes . | |
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Hotlegs said: Maybe you should give R-Kelly a and you all could have a great peeing w/one of his jailbait hoes . Well, somebody had to do it... Pee On You - Dave Chappelle (spoken) Yeah, it's the R Forty ounces of malt liquor makes me wanna tell you something (sung) Said rollin' around, sittin' on doves Countin' the hours, high on shrubs Coolin' in my escalade Man I'm paid, I got it made Take me to your special place Close your eyes, show me your face... I'm gonna piss on it Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love I don't even want none of the above I want to piss on you, yes I do I'll piss on you, I'll piss on you Said your body, your body Is a porta-potty And my pee got kick Like it knows karate Ima pee on you--drip drip drip--pee on you pour it on you, piss on you, piss on you You'll never feel quite the same When you get a whiff of my Hershey stains I wanna poop on you too I want to pee in your food Only thing will make my life complete Is when I turn your face into a toilet seat I want to pee on you, yes I do, yes I do I'll pee on you, I'll piss on you Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love I don't even want none of the above I wanna piss on you, yes I do I'll piss on you, I'll pee on you Won't you braid my hair Said won't you braid my hair Before you start, I'm gonna fart I'm gonna fart on you And let's not forget the remix... spoken) Normally I don't do this But I'ma hit ya'll off with a little taste of the remix Ya'll ready? Here we go (sung) I pick you up from the club Take you home to make some love Got a surprise, close your eyes I'm gonna cover you with suds I'ma give you some poo-poo I'ma give you some pee-pee I'ma give you some doo-doo Wash it down with some wee-wee This is the remix edition of the song about pissin' I got that peein', leakin', freakin' and there's juice in the kitchen (spoken) That's how it goes at a R Kelly party I sip Cris.....you drink piss I want to piss on you remix, ya heard? You know I'm serious I really do want to piss on you ...and there it is. 
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theAudience said: Hotlegs said: Maybe you should give R-Kelly a and you all could have a great peeing w/one of his jailbait hoes . Well, somebody had to do it... Pee On You - Dave Chappelle (spoken) Yeah, it's the R Forty ounces of malt liquor makes me wanna tell you something (sung) Said rollin' around, sittin' on doves Countin' the hours, high on shrubs Coolin' in my escalade Man I'm paid, I got it made Take me to your special place Close your eyes, show me your face... I'm gonna piss on it Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love I don't even want none of the above I want to piss on you, yes I do I'll piss on you, I'll piss on you Said your body, your body Is a porta-potty And my pee got kick Like it knows karate Ima pee on you--drip drip drip--pee on you pour it on you, piss on you, piss on you You'll never feel quite the same When you get a whiff of my Hershey stains I wanna poop on you too I want to pee in your food Only thing will make my life complete Is when I turn your face into a toilet seat I want to pee on you, yes I do, yes I do I'll pee on you, I'll piss on you Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love I don't even want none of the above I wanna piss on you, yes I do I'll piss on you, I'll pee on you Won't you braid my hair Said won't you braid my hair Before you start, I'm gonna fart I'm gonna fart on you And let's not forget the remix... spoken) Normally I don't do this But I'ma hit ya'll off with a little taste of the remix Ya'll ready? Here we go (sung) I pick you up from the club Take you home to make some love Got a surprise, close your eyes I'm gonna cover you with suds I'ma give you some poo-poo I'ma give you some pee-pee I'ma give you some doo-doo Wash it down with some wee-wee This is the remix edition of the song about pissin' I got that peein', leakin', freakin' and there's juice in the kitchen (spoken) That's how it goes at a R Kelly party I sip Cris.....you drink piss I want to piss on you remix, ya heard? You know I'm serious I really do want to piss on you ...and there it is.
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lil1 said: jn2 said: Céline Dion CD.
I don't care if your a man or woman can we get married?  | |
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jn2 said: lil1 said: I don't care if your a man or woman can we get married? So am I and I'm not gay but our love for peeing on anything Celine Dion should keep us together [Edited 4/1/05 22:41pm] | |
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I'd like to pee on Celine herself but I'd go in jail | |
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jn2 said: I'd like to pee on Celine herself but I'd go in jail
I'll be your witness and say that she wanted you to do it | |
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