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I don't want to hear anything about feeding tubes unless it has to do with someone showing all of us their personal living will, so we all know what that orger wants. I don't want to hear about people's asses or crotches or vaginas or anything else leaking, spewing, oozing, fountaining grandly like a Seigfield and Roy show in Vegas...nothing....plug it, wipe it, solder it shut...whatever it takes. I want some free time this weekend. I hate when the whole weekend is all work. give me time, I can find more, I imagine. | |
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charlottegelin said: why can't babies change their own damn nappies (diapers)
you're supposed to potty train them from birth, don't ya know?  | |
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Sinister said: If I see another video from that half raptor, half Michael Jackson imitating....Bobby Brown don't be cruel tour backup dancer Usher Im going to "Usher" my TV out of my window...
 Sinister said: Especially when I have to take a piss that would make R-Kelly envious...
Sinister said: Yeah! Damn illuminati.... :mad
LMAO!  | |
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Sin, my brother, you are a funny bastard! | |
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Why is it I have to pee every morning worse than R-kelly at a girl scouts meeting? (I love R-Kelly pee jokes!)
My ass is getting too fat for my chair at work.... 
Why don't they wear roller skates at the Sonic Burger joints here in AZ? Part of the fun of going to eat at Sonic is watching some pimple faced teenager trip over their acne medicine as they serve me.... How come the housewives in my neighborhood aren't desperate like on TV? I get mad when the people at Burger King give me an attitude when I ask for Nachos and a beer...When their ad says "Have it your way." I hate this "So called" "Reality TV"....If you want reality TV film 2 crackheads 2 prostitutes and a drug dealer in a crackhouse and call it "As the Pipe turns"
I have a hole in my shoe... 
Rap music sucks now...That new 50 cent song makes me long for the days of hearing the Fat Boys and Chubby Checker doing "Do the twist" I just signed up with Geiko and didn't save a damn bit of money.... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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The price of gas is ridiculous....The price of ass is ridiculous as well.... 
My underware hurts my crotch after sitting all day....Fruit of the loom my ass! 
I wish Michael Jackson would stop going to court dressed like Captain Crunch.... They gave Tony Danza a daytime show but yet cancelled Wayne Brady's show? Hell just go grab the guy that played Zach Morris on Saved by the Bell and give him a show!?! Ice cream men won't stop for me anymore....Since when is paying in pennies bad?
The toy horse in front of the grocery store is too small for 6'4 230 pound black men...
The air hockey table at Peter Piper Pizza is broke Hollywood video says I owe them 200 dollars because I didn't return "3 Ninjas strike back" After seeing that they owe ME 200 dollars.... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: Bowling is boring....
You just haven't wached me bowl yet  | |
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