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Injuring yourself in a ridiculour manner. Have you ever injured yourself and been too ashamed as to admit to anyone how it happened? I admit I tripped over a football/soccerball in my folks back garden and broke my left arm. | |
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Ex-Moderator | Only the occasional various unexplainable bumps and bruises after a night out drinking. It probably would be embarrassing if I could actually remember how they got there.
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i smacked my forehead and had a knot/bruise on it ... | |
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CarrieMpls said: Only the occasional various unexplainable bumps and bruises after a night out drinking. It probably would be embarrassing if I could actually remember how they got there.
these are the worst.... but I usually have a great deal of friends that let me know what I did to injure myself...like the time i fell out of the bar door, and ended up on crutches for 6 weeks, thats a fun one | |
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Mach said: i smacked my forehead and had a knot/bruise on it ...
The hell did you smack it with? The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: Mach said: i smacked my forehead and had a knot/bruise on it ...
The hell did you smack it with? the headboard | |
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Mach said: FunkMistress said: The hell did you smack it with? the headboard The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: Mach said: the headboard rug burns? | |
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I was doing flips on my bed and hit my head on the headboard. | |
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unlucky7 said: I was doing flips on my bed and hit my head on the headboard.
cute. | |
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I once got my penis stuck in my vacuum cleaner! It took three nurses and a doctor to remove it!
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doctormcmeekle said: I once got my penis stuck in my vacuum cleaner! It took three nurses and a doctor to remove it!
I think I've mis-judged this thread. | |
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CarrieMpls said: Only the occasional various unexplainable bumps and bruises after a night out drinking. It probably would be embarrassing if I could actually remember how they got there.
Definitely been there and done that. | |
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doctormcmeekle said: I once got my penis stuck in my vacuum cleaner! It took three nurses and a doctor to remove it!
McMeekle's todger gets its first ever clean, and this is what happens. God bless you. | |
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Mach said: FunkMistress said: The hell did you smack it with? the headboard That sounds like you had fun doing it anyway! | |
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testicleman said: doctormcmeekle said: I once got my penis stuck in my vacuum cleaner! It took three nurses and a doctor to remove it!
McMeekle's todger gets its first ever clean, and this is what happens. God bless you. It was spotless. You could eat your dinner off it! | |
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I was leaving movie theater last summer. I was looking at a preview poster while I was walking and walked straight inot a glass plate. OUCH! I was embarrassed as hell too. The glass was clear as hell, though. It didn't even look like it was there. | |
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doctormcmeekle said: testicleman said: McMeekle's todger gets its first ever clean, and this is what happens. God bless you. It was spotless. You could eat your dinner off it! next time i'm thinking of becoming anorexic, i'll call you up. | |
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testicleman said: doctormcmeekle said: It was spotless. You could eat your dinner off it! next time i'm thinking of becoming anorexic, i'll call you up. I likes 'em skinny! | |
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doctormcmeekle said: testicleman said: next time i'm thinking of becoming anorexic, i'll call you up. I likes 'em skinny! how did you end up with the wife then? | |
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testicleman said: doctormcmeekle said: I likes 'em skinny! how did you end up with the wife then? She said she had a skinny person inside trying to get out. I'm still waiting..... | |
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ella731 said: FunkMistress said: rug burns? hardwood floors | |
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1sexymf said: Mach said: the headboard That sounds like you had fun doing it anyway! | |
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Numerous times when under the influence of alcohol I'm always injuring myself I'm kinda clumsy | |
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testicleman said: unlucky7 said: I was doing flips on my bed and hit my head on the headboard.
cute. I hit my head hard too. [Edited 3/29/05 14:17pm] [Edited 3/29/05 14:17pm] | |
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doctormcmeekle said: I once got my penis stuck in my vacuum cleaner! It took three nurses and a doctor to remove it!
and what were you doing with the vacuum cleaner, not cleaning i'm sure. | |
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damn I have to post this story before someone else does about me.
I was once knocked unconcious when someone threw a rubber brick at me in the swimming pool yeah yeah yeah bring on the emoticons | |
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p0pRocks said: damn I have to post this story before someone else does about me.
I was once knocked unconcious when someone threw a rubber brick at me in the swimming pool yeah yeah yeah bring on the emoticons lol | |
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Christopher said: p0pRocks said: damn I have to post this story before someone else does about me.
I was once knocked unconcious when someone threw a rubber brick at me in the swimming pool yeah yeah yeah bring on the emoticons lol 'Lol' indeed. | |
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