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One Of These Days... Just got home from the grocery store. I know, pretty stupid of me to go grocery shopping around noon on a Saturday. Way too many old people and bitches with kids. Old women, young bitches and kids never go out the fucking way. Move bitch, get out the fucking way, can't you see you're blocking the entire fucking isle!? What's even worse is if they walk towards me from the opposite direction and I always have to be the one to change course to avoid bumping into them. WHAT THE FUCK!? There will come a day I will walk right through a muthafukka.
Kids should be on a fucking leash tied to a tree outside til their parents get back. Those lil fuckers are so annoying. Anyway, I finally made it through the store and then got to the register. At one point while I was standing there in line some old bastard decided he needed something and had to go through the line instead of walking around us. Of course I had to back up so he could get through. So I bumped into the bitch behind me. What does she do? She bumps her fucking cart back into me. I swear, I was so ready to kill her. Then the cunt in front of me took way too long to get her money out of her wallet, counting every fucking cent of that 6 euro and 38 cents she had to pay. As she was counting I zoned out and images of me standing over a bloody mess on the floor, shouting "she asked for it, she fucking asked for it" where flashing through my head. I swear, one of these days I will snap. | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: You dork. | |
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analbolique said: AndGodCreatedMe said: You dork. | |
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analbolique said: Just got home from the grocery store. I know, pretty stupid of me to go grocery shopping around noon on a Saturday. Way too many old people and bitches with kids. Old women, young bitches and kids never go out the fucking way. Move bitch, get out the fucking way, can't you see you're blocking the entire fucking isle!? What's even worse is if they walk towards me from the opposite direction and I always have to be the one to change course to avoid bumping into them. WHAT THE FUCK!? There will come a day I will walk right through a muthafukka.
Kids should be on a fucking leash tied to a tree outside til their parents get back. Those lil fuckers are so annoying. Anyway, I finally made it through the store and then got to the register. At one point while I was standing there in line some old bastard decided he needed something and had to go through the line instead of walking around us. Of course I had to back up so he could get through. So I bumped into the bitch behind me. What does she do? She bumps her fucking cart back into me. I swear, I was so ready to kill her. Then the cunt in front of me took way too long to get her money out of her wallet, counting every fucking cent of that 6 euro and 38 cents she had to pay. As she was counting I zoned out and images of me standing over a bloody mess on the floor, shouting "she asked for it, she fucking asked for it" where flashing through my head. I swear, one of these days I will snap. | |
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Mach said: analbolique said: Just got home from the grocery store. I know, pretty stupid of me to go grocery shopping around noon on a Saturday. Way too many old people and bitches with kids. Old women, young bitches and kids never go out the fucking way. Move bitch, get out the fucking way, can't you see you're blocking the entire fucking isle!? What's even worse is if they walk towards me from the opposite direction and I always have to be the one to change course to avoid bumping into them. WHAT THE FUCK!? There will come a day I will walk right through a muthafukka.
Kids should be on a fucking leash tied to a tree outside til their parents get back. Those lil fuckers are so annoying. Anyway, I finally made it through the store and then got to the register. At one point while I was standing there in line some old bastard decided he needed something and had to go through the line instead of walking around us. Of course I had to back up so he could get through. So I bumped into the bitch behind me. What does she do? She bumps her fucking cart back into me. I swear, I was so ready to kill her. Then the cunt in front of me took way too long to get her money out of her wallet, counting every fucking cent of that 6 euro and 38 cents she had to pay. As she was counting I zoned out and images of me standing over a bloody mess on the floor, shouting "she asked for it, she fucking asked for it" where flashing through my head. I swear, one of these days I will snap. Did I say something wrong? | |
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analbolique said: Mach said: Did I say something wrong? NO ... not a thing wrong ... not at all * takes her children and backs away from the time bomb slowly * | |
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1-U know ur not supposed to go n the middle of the day cause U get frustrated .... 2 - U was prolly hungry n didn't eat yet n waited till the last minute to go.. so quit being a crabass If U don't know someone with Autism....... U will...... April is Autism awareness month.... please get involved.... | |
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purplekisses said: 1-U know ur not supposed to go n the middle of the day cause U get frustrated .... 2 - U was prolly hungry n didn't eat yet n waited till the last minute to go.. so quit being a crabass
No, I wasn't hungry and didn't wait til the last minute. | |
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Anal I can relate (sorry kitties)
This happened to me a few weeks ago I went to the store on a Sunday morning thinking all the old slow people were at church...NO They were all at the store I walk fast,therefore I push my cart fast. I was constantly having to "brake" and wait for someone to move. This old lady was coming in the opposite direction,I stopped and waited for her to pass...instead of her just passing she STOPS in front of me to look at some Oatmeal! OLD BAG!!! You can see me standing here waiting for u to pass OMG Im ok "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: Anal I can relate (sorry kitties)
This happened to me a few weeks ago I went to the store on a Sunday morning thinking all the old slow people were at church...NO They were all at the store I walk fast,therefore I push my cart fast. I was constantly having to "brake" and wait for someone to move. This old lady was coming in the opposite direction,I stopped and waited for her to pass...instead of her just passing she STOPS in front of me to look at some Oatmeal! OLD BAG!!! You can see me standing here waiting for u to pass OMG Im ok I went to the store to get my sister a dvd player and more shit happened. On the way up on the escalator some punk ass kid going down had his arm way stuck out so his fucking elbow hit me. Then barely in the store for 10 seconds some idiot backed up as I passed him in the isle and stepped on my foot. Why me, why? | |
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ThreadCula said: Anal I can relate (sorry kitties)
This happened to me a few weeks ago I went to the store on a Sunday morning thinking all the old slow people were at church...NO They were all at the store I walk fast,therefore I push my cart fast. I was constantly having to "brake" and wait for someone to move. This old lady was coming in the opposite direction,I stopped and waited for her to pass...instead of her just passing she STOPS in front of me to look at some Oatmeal! OLD BAG!!! You can see me standing here waiting for u to pass OMG Im ok least U don't live n snowbird country i am right next to Sun City n AZ man from Oct to the end of April its nuts here.... plus it makes our car insurance go up grrrrr.... i hate when i stop by the store on the way home from work and there are tons of seniors there all n my way when i am tryin to get out fast... i am like damn U are retired n have all day why U gotta be here when everyone is gettn off work and they take all the good times for dr's appointments If U don't know someone with Autism....... U will...... April is Autism awareness month.... please get involved.... | |
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analbolique said: purplekisses said: 1-U know ur not supposed to go n the middle of the day cause U get frustrated .... 2 - U was prolly hungry n didn't eat yet n waited till the last minute to go.. so quit being a crabass
No, I wasn't hungry and didn't wait til the last minute. ok then U are pmsy If U don't know someone with Autism....... U will...... April is Autism awareness month.... please get involved.... | |
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analbolique said: ThreadCula said: Anal I can relate (sorry kitties)
This happened to me a few weeks ago I went to the store on a Sunday morning thinking all the old slow people were at church...NO They were all at the store I walk fast,therefore I push my cart fast. I was constantly having to "brake" and wait for someone to move. This old lady was coming in the opposite direction,I stopped and waited for her to pass...instead of her just passing she STOPS in front of me to look at some Oatmeal! OLD BAG!!! You can see me standing here waiting for u to pass OMG Im ok I went to the store to get my sister a dvd player and more shit happened. On the way up on the escalator some punk ass kid going down had his arm way stuck out so his fucking elbow hit me. Then barely in the store for 10 seconds some idiot backed up as I passed him in the isle and stepped on my foot. Why me, why? Now I know why you hate shopping | |
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