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PrintableLleena said: TheFrog said: er... 
Are you a corpse by any chance?  I wasn't the last time I checked 
But I can pretend if you like 
~keeps very still~ 
~poops on floor~ Damn, i really need to sort that out. | |
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TheFrog said: Lleena said: I wasn't the last time I checked
But I can pretend if you like
~keeps very still~
~poops on floor~ Damn, i really need to sort that out. That was one almighty poop 
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luv4u said: IstenSzek said: 
and what are they like? i'm thinking of getting one myself Hmmmm, are you getting a mail order bride?  no, not exactly. 
*mental note: ask if subject/corpse has greencard* and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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do russian fingers count? | |
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Try Amsterdam during the next Sail.
Always works for me. You can pick 'm up by the dozen. Just like American twenty-somethings; always high on dope and horny as fuck. |
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HamsterHuey said: Try Amsterdam during the next Sail.
Always works for me. You can pick 'm up by the dozen. Just like American twenty-somethings; always high on dope and horny as fuck. Gooey always has the best tips! and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Anxiety said: do russian fingers count?
I hope you're talking fishfingers mister otherwise...  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Taureau said: damosbeautifulgrlndaworld said: Well if you ever need to know about the following let me know.... Arabs Mexicans Polish Indians Whites/Caucasians Filipinos Are you like some kind of United Nations Spunk Mountain?  | |
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IstenSzek said: Anxiety said: do russian fingers count?
I hope you're talking fishfingers mister otherwise...  | |
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Do you want a real Russian or a pretend Russian? Cloudbuster says he'll pretend to be Russian for 20p and packet of Cheezy Wotsits. | |
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brownsugar said: Taureau said: Are you like some kind of United Nations Spunk Mountain? Is that you in your profile picture? Hey laugh at my joke again, I like it  ..... BULLSEYE!  | |
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Taureau said: brownsugar said: Is that you in your profile picture? Hey laugh at my joke again, I like it No! its not but close | |
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Lleena said: Do you want a real Russian or a pretend Russian? Cloudbuster says he'll pretend to be Russian for 20p and packet of Cheezy Wotsits.
forget it. i'm not sticking my noodle in one orifice when the other smells of cheese ...  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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would it be a difference? i wouldn't know, i've only been with black men. i always figured its only a matter of if you know how to fuck right | |
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IstenSzek said: Lleena said: Do you want a real Russian or a pretend Russian? Cloudbuster says he'll pretend to be Russian for 20p and packet of Cheezy Wotsits.
forget it. i'm not sticking my noodle in one orifice when the other smells of cheese ... I'll tell him. He's going to be disappointed. He has been practicing his accent. Walking around yelling "Glasnost..Glasnost.." at the top his voice. He was looking forward to it  | |
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IstenSzek said: Lleena said: Do you want a real Russian or a pretend Russian? Cloudbuster says he'll pretend to be Russian for 20p and packet of Cheezy Wotsits.
forget it. i'm not sticking my noodle in one orifice when the other smells of cheese ...  thats just nasty | |
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brownsugar said: would it be a difference? i wouldn't know, i've only been with black men. i always figured its only a matter of if you know how to fuck right
well that is why I wanted to know if Russian men know how to fuck and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Lleena said: IstenSzek said: forget it. i'm not sticking my noodle in one orifice when the other smells of cheese ... I'll tell him. He's going to be disappointed. He has been practicing his accent. Walking around yelling "Glasnost..Glasnost.." at the top his voice. He was looking forward to it
if you can get 2the9s to dress up like a Tsar and hoover my carpet at the same time, I will reconsider. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: brownsugar said: would it be a difference? i wouldn't know, i've only been with black men. i always figured its only a matter of if you know how to fuck right
well that is why I wanted to know if Russian men know how to fuck  some may be bad some may be good..i hope some are good for their sake | |
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Taureau said: damosbeautifulgrlndaworld said: Well if you ever need to know about the following let me know.... Arabs Mexicans Polish Indians Whites/Caucasians Filipinos Are you like some kind of United Nations Spunk Mountain?
LMFAO!!!! | |
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Oh Alexi. |
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HamsterHuey said: Oh Alexi.
share your smut stories already  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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I can say this without words.....
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HamsterHuey said: hey there, sailor
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IstenSzek said: hey there, sailor
He already sailed loooong ago... |
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HamsterHuey said: IstenSzek said: hey there, sailor
He already sailed loooong ago...  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: HamsterHuey said: He already sailed loooong ago... Alexi is a lousy kisser. Good banger, bad kisser. |
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Yah !
waz lik bionic man ... yah and cold as ice | |
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HamsterHuey said: IstenSzek said: Alexi is a lousy kisser. Good banger, bad kisser. i mean....how....i.....i.....i mean.... oh fuck it 
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Taureau said: damosbeautifulgrlndaworld said: Well if you ever need to know about the following let me know.... Arabs Mexicans Polish Indians Whites/Caucasians Filipinos Are you like some kind of United Nations Spunk Mountain? I know I have hit almost every continent in the world in some way shape or form....I'm an international WHORE! | |
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