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have you ever had sex with a Russian? 
and what are they like? i'm thinking of getting one myself  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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EverSoLesa said: 
don't laugh at me tho, share your thoughts on russian boys and girls and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: EverSoLesa said:
don't laugh at me tho, share your thoughts on russian boys and girls  | |
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It was like having sex with an animatronic   ..... BULLSEYE!  | |
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There was a Russian guy called Uri on my m.a course. He was cute, very talented..great artist, competitive though. He always wanted his work to be the best, he was very good. I've lost touch with him, he was going to America. but this thread reminded me of him. Russians are kind of cool, this guy was anyhow.
Since he was just a friend, I cant help you on the sex with a Russian dilemma. [Edited 3/30/05 3:01am] | |
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Nope not a Russian lots of others, but not a Russian. I can tell you about the others if you want though. | |
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Taureau said: It was like having sex with an animatronic
did you have to adjust his limbs for him? and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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damosbeautifulgrlndaworld said: Nope not a Russian lots of others, but not a Russian. I can tell you about the others if you want though.
others are good too. one never knows what one might need for possible future reference and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: damosbeautifulgrlndaworld said: Nope not a Russian lots of others, but not a Russian. I can tell you about the others if you want though.
others are good too. one never knows what one might need for possible future reference Well if you ever need to know about the following let me know.... Arabs Mexicans Polish Indians Whites/Caucasians Filipinos | |
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IstenSzek said: Taureau said: It was like having sex with an animatronic
did you have to adjust his limbs for him? It was a her, and it had no clue. Limb adjustment was a necessity. ..... BULLSEYE! | |
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Taureau said: IstenSzek said: did you have to adjust his limbs for him? It was a her, and it had no clue. Limb adjustment was a necessity. was it a corpse?  | |
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TheFrog said: Taureau said: It was a her, and it had no clue. Limb adjustment was a necessity. was it a corpse? How does one tell?  ..... BULLSEYE! | |
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Taureau said: TheFrog said: was it a corpse? How does one tell? Ask it. "Are you a corpse by any chance?" If it doesn't respond It's a corpse | |
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Lleena's right. 
Alternatively, look closely at the corpse / living and see if there's any evidence of Cloudbuster's tampering / fondling. If there is...corpse. | |
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IstenSzek said:
have you ever had sex with a Russian?  A Russian what? | |
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Lleena said: Taureau said: How does one tell? Ask it. "Are you a corpse by any chance?" If it doesn't respond It's a corpse I can't ask it now because I don't know where it is. Corpse or no corpse, I have already had sex with it. So how can I tell, with hindsight? ..... BULLSEYE! | |
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Taureau said: Lleena said: Ask it. "Are you a corpse by any chance?" If it doesn't respond It's a corpse I can't ask it now because I don't know where it is. Corpse or no corpse, I have already had sex with it. So how can I tell, with hindsight? Pull my finger. | |
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Taureau said: TheFrog said: was it a corpse? How does one tell? this makes me very nervous for sex with my russian subject it seems there's a posibility of being arested for necrofilia. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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TheFrog said: are you choking.... yer chicken? and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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TheFrog said: Taureau said: I can't ask it now because I don't know where it is. Corpse or no corpse, I have already had sex with it. So how can I tell, with hindsight? Pull my finger. ~pulls Frogs finger... and waits (but contemplates playing with himelf while waiting)~ ..... BULLSEYE! | |
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Personally I think you should always do the Corpse test regardless. YOu just never know do you | |
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Taureau said: TheFrog said: Pull my finger. ~pulls Frogs finger... and waits (but contemplates playing with himelf while waiting)~ ~poops on the floor~
hope that answers your question! | |
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TheFrog said: Taureau said: ~pulls Frogs finger... and waits (but contemplates playing with himelf while waiting)~ ~poops on the floor~
Who's going to clean that up? | |
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IstenSzek said: TheFrog said: are you choking.... yer chicken? as always!  | |
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Lleena said: TheFrog said: ~poops on the floor~
Who's going to clean that up? er... 
Are you a corpse by any chance? | |
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TheFrog said: Lleena said: Who's going to clean that up? er...
Are you a corpse by any chance? I wasn't the last time I checked
But I can pretend if you like 
~keeps very still~ | |
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damosbeautifulgrlndaworld said: IstenSzek said: others are good too. one never knows what one might need for possible future reference Well if you ever need to know about the following let me know.... Arabs Mexicans Polish Indians Whites/Caucasians Filipinos Are you like some kind of United Nations Spunk Mountain? ..... BULLSEYE! | |
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IstenSzek said:
and what are they like? i'm thinking of getting one myself Hmmmm, are you getting a mail order bride? 
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