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Has Anyone Ever Played Dutch Blitz? 
it's vonderful goot, you know. | |
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no
can you teach me? |
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CarrieMpls said: no
can you teach me? i haven't played since i was a really little boy - it's kinda like the amish version of UNO, only with funkier looking cards. and you play it super duper fast...it can get violent, especially when you play with old amish women.  | |
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Anxiety said: CarrieMpls said: no
can you teach me? i haven't played since i was a really little boy - it's kinda like the amish version of UNO, only with funkier looking cards. and you play it super duper fast...it can get violent, especially when you play with old amish women. 
We used to play drunk Uno many years ago... I bet I'd pick it up right quick. |
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CarrieMpls said: Anxiety said: i haven't played since i was a really little boy - it's kinda like the amish version of UNO, only with funkier looking cards. and you play it super duper fast...it can get violent, especially when you play with old amish women.
We used to play drunk Uno many years ago... I bet I'd pick it up right quick. i ordered a deck of dutch blitz cards last summer and it's just been sitting in my closet waiting to be opened. i think it'll probably be a fun outside summer activity for me and my sweetie, cuz he's curious to learn how to play. it could be our undoing, though - i remember there's a lot of hand-slapping involved. damn german games. | |
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is it like Dutch Oven?  cause I don't like THAT game at ALL!  | |
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charlottegelin said: is it like Dutch Oven?
cause I don't like THAT game at ALL! erm, no. | |
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I hate 80% of your threads!
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AsianBomb777 said: I hate 80% of your threads!
awww, that's too bad. i like 20% of yours! | |
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Anxiety said: charlottegelin said: is it like Dutch Oven?
cause I don't like THAT game at ALL! erm, no. | |
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Anxiety said: AsianBomb777 said: I hate 80% of your threads!
awww, that's too bad. i like 20% of yours!  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Anxiety said: erm, no. I always end up the unwilling participant before I know what's happening | |
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AsianBomb777 said: Anxiety said: awww, that's too bad. i like 20% of yours! [img]whateverthehellthatwas[/img]  | |
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charlottegelin said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: I always end up the unwilling participant before I know what's happening maybe farts are just attracted to you. maybe you are a fart magnet.  | |
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Anxiety said: charlottegelin said: I always end up the unwilling participant before I know what's happening maybe farts are just attracted to you. maybe you are a fart magnet.  that has a nice ring to it, "fart magnet", I think I like it! 
NOT! | |
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charlottegelin said: Anxiety said: maybe farts are just attracted to you. maybe you are a fart magnet. that has a nice ring to it, "fart magnet", I think I like it!
NOT! We'll call you FM for short. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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or how about fartie! we could have a fartie party! 
i'll bring the refried beans! | |
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Anxiety said: or how about fartie! we could have a fartie party!
i'll bring the refried beans! mmm...beans 
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charlottegelin said: Anxiety said: or how about fartie! we could have a fartie party!
i'll bring the refried beans! mmm...beans
and lots of milk. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: charlottegelin said: mmm...beans
and lots of milk.  yes, even just half a glass
OK, I'm ready who wants to play Dutch Oven with me! Get under my quilt everybody! | |
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oh, and a big ol' bag of onion rings. those give me the chuck mangione farts, i can put on a little concert for everyone later on. | |
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keep on making fun of the dutch.....the dutch wrath will be yours soon!
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charlottegelin said: bkw said: and lots of milk. yes, even just half a glass
OK, I'm ready who wants to play Dutch Oven with me! Get under my quilt everybody! this is too much...  | |
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Anxiety said:
it's vonderful goot, you know. Is it a sex game? Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said: Anxiety said:
it's vonderful goot, you know. Is it a sex game? prrrrrv. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: superspaceboy said: Is it a sex game? prrrrrv.  who me?Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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abierman said: keep on making fun of the dutch.....the dutch wrath will be yours soon!
maybe you can answer the question I keep asking, what is a dutch oven called in Netherlands? It's like Danish Pastries - called Viennese pastries in Denmark. | |
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superspaceboy said: Anxiety said:
it's vonderful goot, you know. Is it a sex game? who's askin'? | |
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